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Stay gold, Pokemon... stay gold

3:00 PM on 04.06.2013 // Tony Ponce
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What is going on in this Pokémon rap video?

Ummmm... wut?

This Pokémon rap, a parody of Trinidad James' "All Gold Everything," is so ridiculous that I have to wonder how anyone in the video could keep a straight face. Thugged-out Pokémon trainers wearing gold chain necklaces with copies of Pokémon Gold dangling from them? Curb stomping a Squirtle sprite made out of Perler beads? A dude snarfing down chow mein from a gold Chinese takeout container?

You're messed up, Broken Pixels.

Pokemon Gold Everything (All Gold Everything Parody) [YouTube]




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