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Start dieting, girls: D3 ships out Onechanbara costumes to promote the game photo

I've seen some bizarre swag in my day (the giant stuffed animal heads from Hudson to promote Kororinpa were a personal favorite), but I have to laugh at the creativity here. MTV Multiplayer got a little package from D3 to promote the release of the Onechanbara games coming up for the Wii and Xbox 360 (Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers and Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad, respectively) containing an Onechanbara bikini, hat, sword and tube of fake blood to coat the sword with and shake off accordingly.

By the way, the bikini is a small. Maybe we could coerce Jim Sterling into wearing it while performing SingSterling this Saturday. What do you think of that idea?

[Thanks, Jonathan]


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Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 15:40
Tron Knotts
Dag nabbit, why can't the actual game be as cool as they stuff that's being used to promote it?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 15:45
randombullseye
He needs to wear the bikini and the monocle.
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 15:46
TheDirtyHobo
He'll probably already be wearing the bikini by the time you ask him.
Edarios's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 15:47
Edarios
sweet :D I have the Onechanbara movie on my desk right now, havent watched it yet, but you cant go wrong with a model in bikini and a samurai sword killing zombies. jap b-movies ftw.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 15:48
casualweaponry
Please Dtoid, no contest for this game. LostCrichton will win it for sure.

And that scares me.

And by scares me, I mean fapcannon is ready!
Tamz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 15:56
Tamz
Get Jim Sterling in one of these and we have a party!
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:00
superflossy
holy crap, i'm totally asking for one of those from d3 and will send you pics colette if i get one!!!!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:05
Hamza CTZ Aziz
superflossy: CC me in that e-mail please.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:06
MechaMonkey
And wear it to the next NYNARP
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:18
Professor Pew
@casualweaponry

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:19
DJDuffy
lol CTZ....

ya I second the LostCrichton idea! He already looks amazing in hot pants. ^_^
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:23
CelicaCrazed
Oooh sexy-sexy time!!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:24
MaxVest
why penis why
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:24
F Whipple
great swag is great
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:30
power-glove
Oh CTZ, you so silly.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:30
AgentMOO
Do not send one to Asian Joe - the internets can't handle it.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:32
DJDuffy
omg AgentMoo, that's the best idea ever, are you kidding?! Colette you must send one to Asian Joe. My life will be complete. Oh, and the universe will eat itself.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:39
Colette Bennett
@superflossy - YES PLZ!!!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 16:54
Dexter345
Oh man, I wish I could get one of these...
seltzermx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 17:13
seltzermx
Alright Destructoid, lets make Mr. Sterling work for that Christmas bonus!
faultymoose's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 17:18
faultymoose
Just.... LOL
Agent Orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 18:25
Agent Orange
Wow, I am so glad I learned long ago how to block out terrible pictures in my head.
solidgoomba's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 18:53
solidgoomba
Where can we get one of these for ourselves?
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 19:37
nintendoll
I WANT IT. OMG.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 19:39
John B
Wait a damn minute! Why the hell isn't Colette modeling that outfit for us?!
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 19:51
Kyousuke Nanbu
I'd rather see Colette wear it.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 20:08
LostCrichton
If someone gets one of these from D3 and doesn't want it, I will proudly wear it next year at PAX 09!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 20:26
MechaMonkey
If someone gets one of these from D3 and doesn't want it, I will proudly laugh at LostCrichton wearing it next year at PAX 09!
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 21:37
The Incredible Edible Egg
Wait, what was I just nominated for? Am I going to have to get a bikini wax for this?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 22:03
Sharpless
@CTZ
QFT.

:)
DR EGG's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 22:41
DR EGG
Can we get more cosplay items as a preorder? Cuz that'd be freaking awesome.
Spooky Electric's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 02:45
Spooky Electric
I would also like to be cc'd in the superflossy bikini email. ;o
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