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Start dieting, girls: D3 ships out Onechanbara costumes to promote the game photo

I've seen some bizarre swag in my day (the giant stuffed animal heads from Hudson to promote Kororinpa were a personal favorite), but I have to laugh at the creativity here. MTV Multiplayer got a little package from D3 to promote the release of the Onechanbara games coming up for the Wii and Xbox 360 (Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers and Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad, respectively) containing an Onechanbara bikini, hat, sword and tube of fake blood to coat the sword with and shake off accordingly.

By the way, the bikini is a small. Maybe we could coerce Jim Sterling into wearing it while performing SingSterling this Saturday. What do you think of that idea?

[Thanks, Jonathan]


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Tron Knotts's Avatar
Tron Knotts at 10/14/2008 15:40
Dag nabbit, why can't the actual game be as cool as they stuff that's being used to promote it?
randombullseye's Avatar
randombullseye at 10/14/2008 15:45
He needs to wear the bikini and the monocle.
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar
TheDirtyHobo at 10/14/2008 15:46
He'll probably already be wearing the bikini by the time you ask him.
Edarios's Avatar
Edarios at 10/14/2008 15:47
sweet :D I have the Onechanbara movie on my desk right now, havent watched it yet, but you cant go wrong with a model in bikini and a samurai sword killing zombies. jap b-movies ftw.
casualweaponry's Avatar
casualweaponry at 10/14/2008 15:48
Please Dtoid, no contest for this game. LostCrichton will win it for sure.

And that scares me.

And by scares me, I mean fapcannon is ready!
Tamz's Avatar
Tamz at 10/14/2008 15:56
Get Jim Sterling in one of these and we have a party!
superflossy's Avatar
superflossy at 10/14/2008 16:00
holy crap, i'm totally asking for one of those from d3 and will send you pics colette if i get one!!!!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 10/14/2008 16:05
superflossy: CC me in that e-mail please.
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 10/14/2008 16:06
And wear it to the next NYNARP
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 10/14/2008 16:18
@casualweaponry

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
DJDuffy 's Avatar
DJDuffy at 10/14/2008 16:19
lol CTZ....

ya I second the LostCrichton idea! He already looks amazing in hot pants. ^_^
CelicaCrazed's Avatar
CelicaCrazed at 10/14/2008 16:23
Oooh sexy-sexy time!!
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 10/14/2008 16:24
why penis why
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 10/14/2008 16:24
great swag is great
power-glove's Avatar
power-glove at 10/14/2008 16:30
Oh CTZ, you so silly.
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AgentMOO at 10/14/2008 16:30
Do not send one to Asian Joe - the internets can't handle it.
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DJDuffy at 10/14/2008 16:32
omg AgentMoo, that's the best idea ever, are you kidding?! Colette you must send one to Asian Joe. My life will be complete. Oh, and the universe will eat itself.
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 10/14/2008 16:39
@superflossy - YES PLZ!!!
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 10/14/2008 16:54
Oh man, I wish I could get one of these...
seltzermx's Avatar
seltzermx at 10/14/2008 17:13
Alright Destructoid, lets make Mr. Sterling work for that Christmas bonus!
faultymoose's Avatar
faultymoose at 10/14/2008 17:18
Just.... LOL
Agent Orange's Avatar
Agent Orange at 10/14/2008 18:25
Wow, I am so glad I learned long ago how to block out terrible pictures in my head.
solidgoomba's Avatar
solidgoomba at 10/14/2008 18:53
Where can we get one of these for ourselves?
nintendoll's Avatar
nintendoll at 10/14/2008 19:37
I WANT IT. OMG.
John B's Avatar
John B at 10/14/2008 19:39
Wait a damn minute! Why the hell isn't Colette modeling that outfit for us?!
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar
Kyousuke Nanbu at 10/14/2008 19:51
I'd rather see Colette wear it.
LostCrichton's Avatar
LostCrichton at 10/14/2008 20:08
If someone gets one of these from D3 and doesn't want it, I will proudly wear it next year at PAX 09!
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 10/14/2008 20:26
If someone gets one of these from D3 and doesn't want it, I will proudly laugh at LostCrichton wearing it next year at PAX 09!
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar
The Incredible Edible Egg at 10/14/2008 21:37
Wait, what was I just nominated for? Am I going to have to get a bikini wax for this?
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 10/14/2008 22:03
@CTZ
QFT.

:)
DR EGG's Avatar
DR EGG at 10/14/2008 22:41
Can we get more cosplay items as a preorder? Cuz that'd be freaking awesome.
Spooky Electric's Avatar
Spooky Electric at 10/15/2008 02:45
I would also like to be cc'd in the superflossy bikini email. ;o
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