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Starcraft II playable at Blizzcon; Nex arrested for

As if you needed another reason to attend Blizzard's epic celebration of all things good and holy in PC gaming, they have just announced their guaranteed-to-sell-8-million-copies-RTS, Starcraft 2, will be playable to the general public during Blizzcon.

Unfortunately, this announcement comes a little late for those without previous plans to go, as the event sold out four days after ticket sales went live. Of course, there are sure to be scalpers, and plenty to be had in the virtual back alleys of eBay, but expect to pay at least 200% of market value for any of those.

Our suggestion on getting in?

Murloc-themed fellatio.

[Via Kotaku]

[Thanks to Niero for providing the grotesque picture above.] 


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Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2007 17:36
Mxyzptlk
How many Zergs must be humped?
Arcanum's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2007 17:47
Arcanum
*coughisosentthisin
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2007 18:12
Mxyzptlk
Btw Nex, Twinkle Star Sprites was added to GameTap a few weeks ago in case you weren't already aware.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2007 18:34
RICHARD BLOCKER
@ Nex-
There are times when one types LOL. Most of these times, people do not literally laugh out loud. They merely think that something is funny and politely type the LOL abreiviation. This my virtual-friend, is NOT one of those times. Not to blow smoke up your skirt, but I might have ripped an abdominal, you magnificent bastard.

L
O
L
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2007 22:28
MechaMonkey
Playable version already? They've been keeping this one under wraps for a while haven't they?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2007 23:24
Mxyzptlk
I believe work started on it as soon as Frozen Throne was finished.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/22/2007 01:19
bleep
LOL +99 Female Repel FTW LaughToid!
Brandwag's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/22/2007 05:09
Brandwag
Fucken lagg
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2007 10:41
Eschatos
His beard is off-kilter!

He cannot be considered a true dwarf.
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