5:37 PM on 06.21.2007
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Nex
As if you needed another reason to attend Blizzard's epic celebration of all things good and holy in PC gaming, they have just announced their guaranteed-to-sell-8-million-copies-RTS, Starcraft 2, will be playable to the general public during Blizzcon.
Unfortunately, this announcement comes a little late for those without previous plans to go, as the event sold out four days after ticket sales went live. Of course, there are sure to be scalpers, and plenty to be had in the virtual back alleys of eBay, but expect to pay at least 200% of market value for any of those.
Our suggestion on getting in?
Murloc-themed fellatio.
[Via Kotaku]
[Thanks to Niero for providing the grotesque picture above.]
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There are times when one types LOL. Most of these times, people do not literally laugh out loud. They merely think that something is funny and politely type the LOL abreiviation. This my virtual-friend, is NOT one of those times. Not to blow smoke up your skirt, but I might have ripped an abdominal, you magnificent bastard.
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He cannot be considered a true dwarf.