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Standageddon: Kid Icarus: Uprising comes with a stand photo

Kid Icarus: Uprising will be bundled with some free AR cards and a special stand for your 3DS. Placing your console on the stand will make it easier to play the game, as you wont have to support the weight of the console with your hands while using the game's stylus-and-circle pad control scheme. Some would say that this is a sign that the Kid Icarus:Uprising's developers needed a crutch, as they weren't able to create a game that could be played optimally with the 3DS's standard design. Others will say that it's pretty cool for Nintendo to pack in a stand for free with every copy of the game, just in case players want the option to try it out.

My thought is that this stand is PROOF that the 3DS is DOOMED (again) and that the redesigned version of the console, now code named the "3DStand Double: Nub Lite (3DStD:NL)" is coming out in 2012, rendering the current 3DS model USELESS FOREVER

Thanks a lot Nintendo for forcing me to buy a 3DS when it was first released and for not having a stand built into every console from day one. Because of you I wasted money on games that I loved like Super Mario Land 3D, Cave Story 3D, Bit.Trip SAGA, and VVVVVV, and had to endure the pain of playing them all without a stand. Way to make me feel loved, Nintendo [/sarcasm]! If you keep abusing your customers like this, you're going to learn pretty quickly that having the best selling home and handheld consoles in the market for the last 5 years wont get you very far. Without my love, you are nothing. 

YOU HEAR ME, NINTENDO!?!? MAKE ME LOVE YOU!!! OTHERWISE YOU ARE NOTHING!!!

North American copies of Kid Icarus: Uprising to include stand as well [GoNintendo]








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Namodacranks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:25
Namodacranks
I love you, Holmes. Have my babies.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:27
Chris Carter
You must be drunk tonight Holmes <3
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:29
Dr Milkdad
THE 3DS IS DONE, FLUSH THEM ALL DOWN TOILETS!! Then remove one of your eyeballs so you can never 3D again. The end is here. RUN!!!!
radiopools's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:32
radiopools
What the fuck Nintendo? When are you going to learn this shit won't fly? Do you WANT to fail? Design your system correctly the first time around or go die in a fire.
Gwendolyn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:35
Gwendolyn
I agree with Holmes, how dare they. HOW DARE THEY give free stuff with their games!?!? And how dare they release all these 3DS games without our consent and forcing us out of our homes to buy all these 3DS'!?!?

Love ya Holmes XD
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:36
bodybreak
Haha! Keep on trollin', Ji- wait, Holmes?!
Scuffles's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:39
Scuffles
..... yes yes but is it compatible with the circle pad pro (or whatever the hell their calling it) for some reason I'm betting on a hysterical no.
L3ED's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:41
L3ED
You
know what peripheral Nintendo REALLY needs to release? The Wii Vitality Sensor. That thing would fucking revolutionize gaming.

Nintendo and their false promises of happiness. Damn you.
GoofierBrute's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:44
GoofierBrute
This whole free stand proves that once again Nintendo is catering to the casual market and abandoning it's hardcore base, a base that got Nintendo to where it is today, a fact they keep forgetting. I mean come on, a stand that makes it easier to play your 3DS? Oh boo-hoo I can't multi-task! It's shit like this that is killing our industry!


....Am I doing it right?
RockWallofMight359's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:46
RockWallofMight359
Well, at least it's free. I suppose getting some useless crap is no worse than getting nothing extra at all.
Sonic7877's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:47
Sonic7877
That's cool they're including this, but I'm probably not going to use it. I'm not a big fan of using the stylus for games like this, so I plan on purchasing a thumb stylus.
josmeister's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:48
josmeister
Why should it be compatible with the Dual Analog thingy when this game DOESNT USE TWO NUBS
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:49
llort het
Yet another accessory you can't use with 3rd party battery life extending accessories. I bet the stand either requires 4 triple a batteries, or it shortens the 3ds's battery lifespan from it's usual 20 minutes to just 5.
JoeTheProYaKnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:50
JoeTheProYaKnow
Screw the 3DStd:NL I am waiting til 2013 waiting for the 3DStdBLE:NLDFD. My gaming peripheral will not he complete until I have a Book Light Extreme and Dual Floss Dispenser, one minty, and one cinnamon.
TurboKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:52
TurboKill
DOOMED!

llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:53
llort het
@josmeister

to be fair, this does sort of present a problem of switching between the stand and the second nub means your going to have to screw on/screw off the nub accessory every time you want to switch games. But the stand isn't required, and there probably won't be a lot of games that use either of the accessories, so it is kind of minor.
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:53
llort het
*you're
Wolfy-Boey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:55
Wolfy-Boey
You know, this could also come in handy when drawing Swapnotes.
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:58
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes
Not again! Nintendo Is dooooomed!
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 22:59
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes
Also the stand has to use batterIes as well
josmeister's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 23:04
josmeister
That Speed Board thing is hilarious. Also, agreed llort het(was gonna write that as llort hell for some reason)
Manistine's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 23:07
Manistine
Holy crap, 3DStD:NL, that is pure genius. Thank you Jonathan Holmes.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 23:07
Monodi
Standaggedon > Nubagedon
S1R DUKE's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 23:13
S1R DUKE
Ugh. The odds of Kid Icarus sucking just went up like +10.
The Goddamn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 23:17
The Goddamn
You know what else had a stand? The Virtual Boy.
TysonQ7's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 23:26
TysonQ7
Our hand cramps are DOOOOOOOOOMED!!!

...Am I doing it right?
Scissors's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 23:32
Scissors
Fuu-ffuFUCKINN ASHHOLES. Wat The FACK is wronfg with Ninetendo giveing me free things that are optionanal. NENtando is gunna die if they keep ingoring the HARDDCore Gaymer like me. This is Fuchkihhn Sheet. Now I hahve a completlie useles 3DeS. NOnetendoh is gouing to burn Becuah Hardccure Gaymers like me are going to ubandon them an let tehm die. I fukcin hate you Nentando almost as much as I hate my Mom, My sihster, My math TEecheer, and Juhstin Beaver. I wiLL never boy unther one of yur uselss praducts agian. I'm so angry I can't even speak english no more gurk-berg-gadureksehs hdsjskh-hasnerk-fladarkermerk-spradurck-merk ganurk........
TurboKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 23:39
TurboKill
^ Take a deep breath. Don't try so hard next time okay?

Nintendo is still doomed by the way.
masterkartridge's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 23:46
masterkartridge
Brilliant! This is the best article ever! Thanks for the gold!
Mark Mann's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2012 23:48
Mark Mann
Scissors: ISAY ISAY
RocketKnight's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 00:10
RocketKnight
I actually kind of want that. It'd be convenient...
Geoffrey Davey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 00:24
Geoffrey Davey
Either way it's a nightmare for lefties
BestUsernameEver's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 00:29
BestUsernameEver
The only time I read the word 'nubbageddon' is on holmes's posts, meaning he's mocking no one, he's just trying to cover up his beloved Nintendo missteps with exaggerated fake arguments no one is having. I can't read Jonathan's posts with any amount of expectation now because his preferences in companies overshadows any information in a news story.
Janklogs's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 00:39
Janklogs
Geddonageddon
Conan-san's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 00:50
Conan-san
JONAHTAN HOLMES! YOU CAN NOT HAVE LOVE! FOR IT IS REGION LOCKED!
Namodacranks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 01:05
Namodacranks
Love you too, Scissors. <7
8bitstitches's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 01:06
8bitstitches
This sounds great. I have no problem with this, but I doubt I'd use it much.
Indigo Dingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 01:13
Indigo Dingo
I love how Jim could only list one original game for the 3DS.
Lowlander2's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 01:49
Lowlander2
@Indigo Dingo

Stealth? Is that you?
Brazil Rules's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 02:06
Brazil Rules
Man, what the hell is this?
Is someone wanting some attention?
Aw the poor kid.
How about we just transmit the news huh?
Much better.
I really think those developers are retard since the best choice would be to make aiming be controled by movement controls.
Fuck that second nub!
Gravityboots000's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 02:32
Gravityboots000
How about just one "Sundays with Sagat?" Just for (sniff) old times sake.
Zaheer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 03:58
Zaheer
Love ya, Holmesy
Zaheer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 04:04
Zaheer
@llort het:

Errr, what gave you the impression that the Circle Pad Pro screws onto the 3DS? The system simply slides in and is held snugly by rubberized grips, if I recall correctly. The only thing that screws off is the battery cover (which, as we've been told, will only need to be unscrewed after every 200 hours of use).
Sara Firno's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 04:14
Sara Firno
Jonathan Holmes trolling? And doing it fantastically? I just found another reason to love you Holmes.

Also I hope Jim doesn't blow a gasket when he sees this, he might think you're stealing his schtick.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 04:22
mistic
3DS with 2 nubs and a foldable built-in stand = CONFIRMED!
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 05:13
llort het
@Zaheer

oh crap. I got them mixed up. Disregard what I said then.
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 05:43
The Silent Protagonist
Buying it anyway.

Obviously doomed.
qlum's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2012 06:11
qlum
one question remains is the stand actually compatible with the second nub
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