"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1
"The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Ju...
Tomm Hulett's unified Mario Timeline Theory
Can't play witcha, I been busy workin', baby.
Brittany Vincent is an accomplished video game and freelance entertainment writer whose work has been featured in esteemed publications and o...
Why do some developers shy away from surrealism in gaming?
Jordan is a founding member of Destructoid, poster of seemingly random cute animal pictures, and tends to be shockingly inoffensive.
Drop him a line if you have a pitch, questions related to any...
One last look at GTA Online heists ahead of next week's launch
Chris (Magnalon) has been enjoying Destructoid avidly since 2008. He finally decided to take the next step, make an account, and start blogging in January of 2009. Now, he's staff!
Cblog Manager / Specimen
I am the Community Blog Manager for Destructoid. I am also the resident Resplendent Black Grandmother. My mind is broken glass and my heart is swollen and corpulent, like a cheeto left in a pud...
Occam Thoughts: Statues (image heavy)
Community Playdate Manager
Formerly know as PhilKenSebben. He is now 33 and old. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on Fapcast, led by StriderHo...
Team Fortress 2sdays: Heisting Gone Wrong
|Mr Andy Dixon|
Andy is Destructoid's Community Manager, and he's here to serve! Need help getting your blog published? Questions about a contest? Trouble with another user? Got a HUGE suggestion? His e-door i...
Destructoid's PAX East 2015 schedule is here!
European Community Manager
Beccy is the EU Community Manager and has the funny accent to prove it.
Her role is to "maintain the European presence on the site", which primarily involves refusing to cater to American spel...
Join Destructoid at EGX London!
Steven watches anime & sports, buys meat out of trucks, dates a Muppet, and is only good at cooking. He stands before you bereft of solace and well on the road to perdition. (´^ω^)
GDC 15 DLC #2: Oily hamburgers and Cranberries
Cblog Co-Manager / Ism
Cblog Co-manager responsible for duties such as inspiration and sarcastic tough love, Wednesday cblog recapper, host of the Cblog Fapcast, Nintendo FNF host, and amateur fighting game sommelier....
Late night thoughts: Fapcast Q&A, Smashing sounds, and animu waifus
Born and raised in Oakland, CA.
Avid fan of FPS, RPGs, and Little Caesars Pizza.
Mortal Kombat X introduces online factions and brings back the Challenge Tower
A San Francisco native, he's an admirer of the city's diverse culture and lifestyle. Prior to joining the staff, he was a contributor and an editor for his college newspaper where he wrote articl...
Creative Assembly reveals inital pitch video for Alien: Isolation
Beards optional: Embedded difficulty decisions in Fire Emblem
Ben, a.k.a. bbain, has been a member of the Dtoid community since 2009. He enjoys the happier things in life, like whales, Katamari Damacy, sweet potatoes, and cartoons. The first game he ever ...
Daily cat fix: Splatoon's Judd takes a cat nap
I'm a jackass of all trades. I've plugged my brain into net to create info-taining videos about video games for you and your friends to consume with your lovely faces.
My interview with the voice of Vegeta didn't go so well
Brett will sell you things in a dark alley -- mostly counterfeit watches and kidneys.
Rock Band 4 is coming, and it's bringing the party back
Destructoid's Resident Baby/Super Contributor. Musician. Computer Science Student. Panda, corgi, burrito, iced tea enthusiast. Praise Yeezus.
The Halo 5 early access beta left me pleasantly surprised
Dtoid's sporadic review, preview and features writer. Sometimes I am in videos or on Podtoid! "Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?"
Review: Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham
I'm just a radioactive ghetto bear who would steal your grandmothers teeth to have a Knights of the Old Republic 3 game made.
If you want to get in touch via email hit me up at
Dtoid 9th Anniversary - Fuzzy List of Feels
US Community Manager
Newly crowned U.S. Community Manager, Conor has been working with the community since shortly after PAX East '10, where he drunkenly told an editor he wanted to be "more active, man" over and ove...
10 Things you didn't know about Conor/Jon Bloodspray (11. I'm a badge whore.)
An avid player of tabletop and video games throughout his life, Conrad has a passion for unique design mechanics and is a nut for gaming history. He can be heard on the comedy podcast () and str...
Darren is a scientist and an educator by day, and a writer and reviewer by night. While he enjoys shooters, RPGs, platformers, strategy, and rhythm games, he takes particular interest in indepen...
Review: Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars
Game and tech deals at . Plus Pizza. Mmm... Pizza.
Xbox One and PS4 bundles get Black Friday prices at Groupon
Destructoid Discusses: Are amiibo worth it?
Elliot Gay lives in Japan and spends most of his time writing about Japanese pop culture for Japanator.com. He can also be found writing about men in suits on occasion as well.
What's new in God Eater 2: Rage Burst?
Civilization addict. Lover of D&D. Eater of pasta.
Review: Total War: Attila
I am Hiroko, yes I am a ninja
Viz gets more anime onto your Xbox 360
I try to live my life like Big Boss, one cigar at a time.
Kept you waiting, huh?
Meme Run pulled from Wii U eShop by Trollface creator
Hello there! I'm Jed. I've been "in the gaming journalism industry" sort of, kind of, for some time. Be it here in the cblogs, Tomodom (a site I made for underrepresented voices in games journa...
Valve: Steam Link game-streaming device, controller, free Source 2, and VR in 2015
Random Asian Contributor
When he's not posting about Japanese games or Star Trek, Josh serves as News Editor for Destructoid's sister site, . Go there for the best in anime, manga, and cool news from Glorious Nippon.
Review: Oreshika: Tainted Bloodlines
A boy on the Internet.
Battletoads join Shovel Knight on Xbox One in April
|Laura Kate Dale|
Laura’s gaming journey began in the 90′s when she was given a SNES by her older brother with Mario paint. From that day video games were all she thought about day or night, be it playing th...
GIFs surface for Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015
Hi, I'm Mike! I live in California but was born in Buffalo! Likes: Transformers, sick (as in good) hamburgers, long walks on a cold beach, surface-to-air missiles.
Report: Xbox One is 'for babies,' says high school freshman
Nic (formerly known as Wrenchfarm) has been an active member of the Dtoid community since 2010. After toiling away in the Cblog mines and Recap Team workhouse for years, he made the jump and bec...
Will Bethesda hurry up and announce Fallout 4?
|Obscure Video Games|
weird old games that most people have forgotten about.
Obscure Video Games: Space Fishermen
Watching and playing competitive games like Dota and StarCraft take up most of his time. His three favorite non-video game things in the world are space, dinosaurs, and puppets. So if there we...
Paradise Never brings some Majora's Mask to a revolutionary action RPG
Patrick Lindsey is a Boston-based game writer and critic. He enjoys talking about narrative constructions in game design in general and first-person shooters in particular. You can find informati...
Depression Quest co-creator looks for what's hidden in Disorder
Street Samurai. Incurable Nerd. PC Hardware Enthusiast. Cat Collector. Southern Gentleman. Not necessarily in this order.
Modern art meets roguelike FPS in Fancy Skulls
I used to be World Famous ...
Halo: The Master Chief Collection patch seeks to bring relief
Steve, Stevil, Asshat. It's all good. Master of the Werner Herzog impression. What's a Twitter?
Thanks for reading!
Magnetic love in the digital domain
Featured on CNN, NBC, and others as a technology expert, award-winning author Steven Spohn serves as AbleGamers Chief Operations Officer. In his day job, Steven manages the world's largest chari...
Guest Op Ed
I could be anybody.
Guest Op/Ed: The real sources of unethical videogame journalism
(Decommissioned) Super Fighting Robot
Meet the winner of Nintendo Power's The Mask II contest