"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1
"The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Ju...
Milky Holmes is finally a reality with James Mielke
Can't play witcha, I been busy workin', baby.
Brittany Vincent is an accomplished video game and freelance entertainment writer whose work has been featured in esteemed publications and o...
Like electric flowing through my brain
Jordan is a founding member of Destructoid, poster of seemingly random cute animal pictures, and tends to be shockingly inoffensive.
Drop him a line if you have a pitch, questions related to any...
Dragon Age's Jaws of Hakkon DLC is holding off on PS4, PS3, and Xbox 360 until May
Chris (Magnalon) has been enjoying Destructoid avidly since 2008. He finally decided to take the next step, make an account, and start blogging in January of 2009. Now, he's staff!
Sling TV has room for improvement, but the price and service are on point
Cblog Manager / Specimen
I am the Community Blog Manager for Destructoid. I am also the resident Resplendent Black Grandmother. My mind is broken glass and my heart is swollen and corpulent, like a cheeto left in a pud...
Occam Thoughts: Prints and Books
Community Play Manager
Formerly know as PhilKenSebben. He is now 33 and old. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on Fapcast, led by StriderHo...
Friday Night Fights - Bloody Ghost Pillar Towns
|Mr Andy Dixon|
Andy is Destructoid's Community Manager, and he's here to serve! Need help getting your blog published? Questions about a contest? Trouble with another user? Got a HUGE suggestion? His e-door i...
109 Dtoiders drawn by Roberto Plankton (NSFW)
European Community Manager
Beccy is the EU Community Manager and has the funny accent to prove it.
Her role is to "maintain the European presence on the site", which primarily involves refusing to cater to American spelli...
Party with Destructoid at EGX Rezzed!
Steven watches anime & sports, buys meat out of trucks, dates a Muppet, and is only good at cooking. He stands before you bereft of solace and well on the road to perdition. (´^ω^)
Quarter mile livestream: Fast & Furious expansion for Forza Horizon
Cblog Co-Manager / Ism
Cblog Co-manager responsible for duties such as inspiration and sarcastic tough love, Wednesday cblog recapper, host of the Cblog Fapcast, Nintendo FNF host, and amateur fighting game sommelier....
The last Nintendo FNF for 03/20/15 - Dampé the gravedigger
Born and raised in Oakland, CA.
Avid fan of FPS, RPGs, and Little Caesars Pizza.
Mortal Kombat X introduces online factions and brings back the Challenge Tower
A San Francisco native, he's an admirer of the city's diverse culture and lifestyle. Prior to joining the staff, he was a contributor and an editor for his college newspaper where he wrote articl...
Space Sluggers is chaotic and so incredibly cheesy
I review boxes and the things inside them. I also enjoy lots of coffee and have vegan superpowers. Kinda mad, kinda sane. You decide.
Amber's Unboxing Series: Loot Crate for February
Beards optional: Embedded difficulty decisions in Fire Emblem
Lots of games are morally bankrupt, we get it
Ben, a.k.a. bbain, has been a member of the Dtoid community since 2009. He enjoys the happier things in life, like whales, Katamari Damacy, sweet potatoes, and cartoons. The first game he ever ...
Faith in gaming: The influence of Christianity in videogames
I'm a jackass of all trades. I've plugged my brain into net to create info-taining videos about video games for you and your friends to consume with your lovely faces.
My interview with the voice of Vegeta didn't go so well
Brett will sell you things in a dark alley -- mostly counterfeit watches and kidneys.
Pro gamers wear giant cotton onesies
Destructoid's Resident Baby/Super Contributor. Musician. Computer Science Student. Panda, corgi, burrito, iced tea enthusiast. Praise Yeezus.
The Halo 5 early access beta left me pleasantly surprised
Dtoid's sporadic review, preview and features writer. Sometimes I am in videos or on Podtoid! "Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?"
Devolver Digital Dtoid Live Stream: VOTE for your favorite!
I'm just a radioactive ghetto bear who would steal your grandmothers teeth to have a Knights of the Old Republic 3 game made.
If you want to get in touch via email hit me up at
Contest: Win a code for Slender: The Arrival on Xbox One
US Community Manager
Newly crowned U.S. Community Manager, Conor has been working with the community since shortly after PAX East '10, where he drunkenly told an editor he wanted to be "more active, man" over and ove...
10 Things you didn't know about Conor/Jon Bloodspray (11. I'm a badge whore.)
An avid player of tabletop and video games throughout his life, Conrad has a passion for unique design mechanics and is a nut for gaming history. He can be heard on the comedy podcast () and str...
Review: Axiom Verge
Darren is a scientist and an educator by day, and a writer and reviewer by night. While he enjoys shooters, RPGs, platformers, strategy, and rhythm games, he takes particular interest in indepen...
Game News Haikus: Bloodborne, Grand Theft Auto V, Evolve, and more
Game and tech deals at . Plus Pizza. Mmm... Pizza.
Weekend Deals: $10 Skyrim Legendary, 25% Off GTA V PC
Nintendo's NX console could be a phone, a dud, or a return to form
Elliot Gay lives in Japan and spends most of his time writing about Japanese pop culture for Japanator.com. He can also be found writing about men in suits on occasion as well.
What's new in God Eater 2: Rage Burst?
I am Hiroko, yes I am a ninja
Viz gets more anime onto your Xbox 360
I try to live my life like Big Boss, one cigar at a time.
Kept you waiting, huh?
Nintendo and DeNA enter into licensing agreement for mobile development
Hello there! I'm Jed. I've been "in the gaming journalism industry" sort of, kind of, for some time. Be it here in the cblogs, Tomodom (a site I made for underrepresented voices in games journa...
Yoshi is trying to seduce me
Random Asian Contributor
When he's not posting about Japanese games or Star Trek, Josh serves as News Editor for Destructoid's sister site, . Go there for the best in anime, manga, and cool news from Glorious Nippon.
Star Trek Online resorts to time travel to boost recruitment in April
A boy on the Internet.
Valkyrie Drive is Marvelous' next Senran Kagura
|Laura Kate Dale|
Laura’s gaming journey began in the 90′s when she was given a SNES by her older brother with Mario paint. From that day video games were all she thought about day or night, be it playing th...
Halo 5: Guardians release date revealed
Hi, I'm Mike! I live in California but was born in Buffalo! Likes: Transformers, sick (as in good) hamburgers, long walks on a cold beach, surface-to-air missiles.
What if videogame consoles were Transformers?
Nic (formerly known as Wrenchfarm) has been an active member of the Dtoid community since 2010. After toiling away in the Cblog mines and Recap Team workhouse for years, he made the jump and bec...
Bind yourself in Isaac shirts
|Obscure Video Games|
weird old games that most people have forgotten about.
Obscure Video Games: Oh No!
Watching and playing competitive games like Dota and StarCraft take up most of his time. His three favorite non-video game things in the world are space, dinosaurs, and puppets. So if there we...
Review: Grey Goo
Patrick Lindsey is a Boston-based game writer and critic. He enjoys talking about narrative constructions in game design in general and first-person shooters in particular. You can find informati...
Depression Quest co-creator looks for what's hidden in Disorder
Street Samurai. Incurable Nerd. PC Hardware Enthusiast. Cat Collector. Southern Gentleman. Not necessarily in this order.
Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin upgrade and pricing systems detailed
I used to be World Famous ...
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Steve, Stevil, Asshat. It's all good. Master of the Werner Herzog impression. What's a Twitter?
Thanks for reading!
Forgotten Memories iOS debut on April 23, watch the launch trailer now!
Featured on CNN, NBC, and others as a technology expert, award-winning author Steven Spohn serves as AbleGamers Chief Operations Officer. In his day job, Steven manages the world's largest chari...
Guest Op Ed
I could be anybody.
Guest Op/Ed: The real sources of unethical videogame journalism
(Decommissioned) Super Fighting Robot
Review: Jump'N'Shoot Attack