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Jonathan Holmes

Bad Joke Uncle
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"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1 "The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Ju... more

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Go where lion-eagles dare with the creator of Gryphon Knight Epic

Jordan Devore

Managing Editor
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Jordan is a founding member of Destructoid and poster of seemingly random pictures. They are anything but random. Disclosure: I backed Double Fine Adventure and Awesomenauts: Starstorm on Kickst... more

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Haha, you can Fulton a bunch of dudes at once

Chris Carter

Reviews Director
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Chris (Magnalon) has been enjoying Destructoid avidly since 2008. He finally decided to take the next step, make an account, and start blogging in January of 2009. Now, he's staff! -----------... more

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Pikachu wearing a Gengar is the best thing you'll see all day

Mike Martin

Community Whore-Lord
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Formerly know as PhilKenSebben. He is now 33 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you ... more

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I'm farting right now.

Beccy Caine

European Community Manager
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Beccy is the EU Community Manager and has the funny accent to prove it. Her role is to "maintain the European presence on the site", which primarily involves refusing to cater to American spelli... more

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Party with Destructoid at EGX Rezzed!

Steven Hansen

Features Editor
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Steven watches anime & sports, buys meat out of trucks, dates a Muppet, and is only good at cooking. He stands before you bereft of solace and well on the road to perdition. ('^ω^) more

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Uncharted PS4 bundle coming October 9

Pixie The Fairy

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I am a level 80 fairy that can cast Ziodyne on her enemies or give +30 to each stat to any of your demons via Sacrificial Fusion in the Cathedral of Shadows. Don't sacrifice me, though, I'm he... more

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I farted in Gamestop today and wasn't blamed!

Alessandro Fillari

Staff Writer
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A San Francisco native, he's an admirer of the city's diverse culture and lifestyle. Prior to joining the staff, he was a contributor and an editor for his college newspaper where he wrote articl... more

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Kona is a hauntingly beautiful survival adventure

Alissa McAloon

Contributor
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Alissa has been aggressively lurking Destructoid's community events for years. She hates cold pizza, loves Bidoof, and sometimes finds time for video games. [URL=https://www.kickstarter.com/profi... more

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Through the Woods uses psychological horror to retell a classic myth

Ben Davis

Contributor
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Ben, a.k.a. bbain, has been a member of the Dtoid community since 2009. He enjoys the happier things in life, like whales, Katamari Damacy, yams, and cartoons. The first game he ever beat was S... more

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Apologies for the lack of Experience Points lately! I'm taking a short break from writing them, but don't worry. They'll be back soon enough!

Ben Pack

Contributor
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My name is Ben Pack. I write about eSports and competitive gaming and children who get paid millions to play video games. more

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Street Fighter V launches beta tests in North and South America this week

Brett Makedonski

Associate Editor
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Brett will sell you things in a dark alley -- mostly counterfeit watches and kidneys. Not counterfeit kidneys, though; even I have my lines, man. Guaranteed: All my kidneys are completely legit. ... more

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Slain! requires a surprising amount of restraint

Brett Zeidler

Contributor and Engineer
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Destructoid's Resident Baby/Super Contributor. Musician. Computer Science Student. Panda, corgi, burrito, iced tea enthusiast. Praise Yeezus. more

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Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster on PS4 looks better than ever, but has major problems

Caitlin Cooke

bzzt clck whrr
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Dtoid's sporadic review, preview, and events writer. "Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?"  more

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Review: FEIST

CJ Andriessen

Formerly known as 'Its About To Get Gay In Here'
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Just what the internet needs, yet another white guy writing about video games. more

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They're making a Mega Man movie

Conor Elsea

US Community Manager
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Newly crowned U.S. Community Manager, Conor has been working with the community since shortly after PAX East '10, where he drunkenly told an editor he wanted to be "more active, man" over and ove... more

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10 Things you didn't know about Conor/Jon Bloodspray (11. I'm a badge whore.)

Conrad Zimmerman

Moustache
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An avid player of tabletop and video games throughout his life, Conrad has a passion for unique design mechanics and is a nut for gaming history. He can be heard on the comedy podcast () and str... more

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Review: RymdResa

Darren Nakamura

Associate Editor
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Darren is a scientist during the day. He has been a Destructoid community member since 2006, joining the front page as a contributor in 2011. While he enjoys shooters, RPGs, platformers, strateg... more

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Pokemon Shuffle Mobile squeezes more out of players

Dealzon

Contributor
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Game and tech deals at Dealzon. Plus Pizza. Mmm... Pizza. more

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GMG finally has MGSV: The Phantom Pain (with a sweet discount)

Dtoid Staff

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Nintendo's NX console could be a phone, a dud, or a return to form

Elliot Gay

Contributor
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Elliot Gay lives in Japan and spends most of his time writing about Japanese pop culture for Japanator.com. He can also be found writing about men in suits on occasion as well. more

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What's new in God Eater 2: Rage Burst?

Hiroko Yamamura

Contributor
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I am Hiroko, yes I am a ninja more

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Viz gets more anime onto your Xbox 360

Jed Whitaker

Dr. Dinosexual
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Jed does the written word, he videos the videos, and he streams the streams; a real hero and a real human being. Men don't grow beards, beards grow men. Dr. Dinosexual himself. Support Jed on ... more

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I have never farted. #TrueLies

Joe Parlock

UK Husband Connoisseur
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When not searching the world for the ideal husbands, Joe Parlock's probably writing about games or something daft like that. Rabid news hound for Destructoid, and also a Managing Editor at Indi... more

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Ron Gilbert really wants Disney to sell him the Monkey Island IP

Josh Tolentino

Random Asian Contributor
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When he's not posting about Japanese games or Star Trek, Josh serves as Managing Editor for Destructoid's sister site, Japanator. Go there for the best in anime, manga, and cool news from Gloriou... more

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Check out Japanator's review of a cool game art book

Kyle MacGregor

Associate Editor
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World-renowned selfie photographer. more

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Review: Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai DX

Laura Kate Dale

UK Editor (Queen of England)
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Laura's gaming journey began in the 90′s when she was given a SNES by her older brother with Mario paint. From that day video games were all she thought about day or night, be it playing them, ... more

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DestrUKtoid Episode 18 - Lemon Entry

Matthew Razak

Contributor
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Monday reviews aren't on Monday. It's old school, trust me. OK, so I've been and editor for a while now. I probably should fill this part in a bit more fully. I've been here a while. In most a... more

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Check out Flixist's review of Hitman: Agent 47

Mike Cosimano

Hollywood Editor
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Hi, I'm Mike! I live in California but was born in Buffalo! Likes: Transformers, sick (as in good) hamburgers, long walks on a cold beach, surface-to-air missiles. more

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Look at all the fun we had at PAX Prime 2015!

Myles Cox

Video Boy
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Myles, the video boy who had his day. He likes Suda51 games, explaining the plot to Metal Gear, and nice shirts. He's currently trapped inside a copy of Adobe Premiere. Please help him.  more

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My first word was "fart".

Nic Rowen

Contributor
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Nic (formerly known as Wrenchfarm) has been an active member of the Dtoid community since 2010. After toiling away in the Cblog mines and Recap Team workhouse for years, he made the jump and bec... more

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Newest Heroes of the Storm character is a two-for-one

Obscure Video Games

Guest Contributor
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weird old games that most people have forgotten about.  more

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Obscure Video Games: Zettai Zetsumei Dangerous Jiisan DS

Patrick Hancock

Contributor
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Watching and playing competitive games like Dota and StarCraft take up most of his time. His three favorite non-video game things in the world are space, dinosaurs, and puppets. So if there we... more

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Sold a digital item on Steam, that came with a physical item, for more than the cost of the physical item. This is the second time I've done this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Robert Summa

Contributor
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I used to be World Famous ...  more

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Nuketown reborn in Black Ops 3

Stephen Turner

Podcast Crasher, Total Hack
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Once worked in a chocolate factory. There were no Oompa Loompas. Thanks for reading! more

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Review: Party Hard

StriderHoang

Cblog Ninja
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Cblog Co-manager responsible for duties such as inspiration and sarcastic tough love, Wednesday cblog recapper, host of the Cblog Fapcast, Nintendo FNF host, and amateur fighting game sommelier.... more

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Just so you know, I've been a Huge subscriber for a few years but I thought I had until the end of September to cancel it. So I've opened an inquiry for the refund, which is on tinypass' end of things by the way.

The Badger

Guest Op Ed
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I could be anybody.  more

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Guest Op/Ed: The real sources of unethical videogame journalism

Vikki Blake

Contributor
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Vikki hails from the UK and overindulges on Yorkshire Tea, CAPLOCKS, raspberry cider and outrageously unfashionable music. She swears too much but likes to think that this is balanced by the fact... more

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Try before you buy with Destiny's The Taken King

Zack Furniss

Contributor
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The New Guy. Liev Schrieber's little brother. I'll be your new best friend. more

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Killing Floor 2 is free to play for the weekend

Niero Desu

Blogsmith
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Top 10 things you didn't know about me: (1) I'm a volunteer English teacher on weekends, (2) my first real job was drawing comics for a major newspaper, (3) my favorite console is the Super Ninte... more

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That time when Mr. Destructoid went to Vegas [img]http://i.imgur.com/hYEQG7z.jpg[/img]

Tom

Chief Technology Officer
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Destructoid co-founder. Miami more

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looking forward to writing a bit of Q after way too much PHP and SQL this weekend

Occams

Resplendent Black Grandmother
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I am a Community Blog Manager for Destructoid. I am also the resident Resplendent Black Grandmother. My mind is broken glass and my heart is swollen and corpulent, like a cheeto left in a puddl... more

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If you like comedy, you should watch What We Do in the Shadows. http://whatwedointheshadows.com

James Sanders

Senior Developer
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