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Squenix party swag & new site launch photo

The jealousy burns! I'm not sure why I want a Dragon Quest neckband or an  otherwise cheesy looking Ivalice Alliance clock, but I must have them! These items are given to attendants of the Square Enix party in Japan held next week on May 12. A strange chart of additional swag logistics follows, which you can read as roughly ten reasons why you and I need to shack up in Tokyo by 2009 at all costs. We can visit events like this and not understand a single word, but go home with all this stuff in crowded trains smelling of cheap sushi.

Think about it. Also, bukkake.

 

* The goods which are distributed at the meeting place

The corner which is distributed 

Handout material 

The condition where you can receive 

Magazine & comic 

'The alchemy teacher of the steel', 'being done, the indigo orchid island', 'the original comics cover where illustration of the Seto bride' enters 

You answer to the questionnaire with the “cartoon trial reading corner "

Magazine & comic 

'The alchemy teacher of the steel', 'being done, the indigo orchid island', 'the bride' coaster set of Seto

The commodity is purchased with G [koreshiyotsupu]

[sukuuea] [enitsukusu...] CD shop

Original sampler CD

The commodity is purchased with the CD shop

Closed Mega theater 

Specially made CD case exchange ticket A (*)

The closed Mega theater is appreciated

It is splendid, or it comes and places densely

Or 'to come splendidly and place densely' original CD and specially made CD case exchange ticket B (*)

'It comes splendidly and places densely and or' you experience plays

'Crisis core - [huaina ruhuantaji] VII-'

'Crisis core - [huainaruhuantaji] VII-' original CD and specially made CD case exchange ticket C (*)

'The crisis core - you experience play [huainaruhuantaji] VII-'

[doragon kuesuto...]

'[doragon kuesuto monsuta zujiyoka]' original neck strap

5 it wins successively with the event inside the booth " or the [chi] pulling out challenge battle "

[doragonkuesuto...]

'[doragon kuesuto monsutazujiyoka]' original neck strap

Stage event in " 1st '[doragonkuesut omonsutazujiyoka]' [sukuuea] [enitsukusu] official conference Great Masters `GP ", you support the participation player with the seat, hit with pulling out selection

Queen of dragon QUEST sawed mask and tower of mirror

Original pin batch

You experience the game with the test playing stand

[huainaruhua...] Jishi war

'[huainaruhua ntajita kuteikusu] Jishi war' specially made poster

Victory it does at " the coliseum " of communication opposition

It receives, street DS

Not yet released

You experience the game with the test playing stand 

[huainaruhuantaji] [kurisutaruku...] of [hueito] 

Not yet released 

You experience the both of multiple play mode and single mode 

[huainaruhuantaji] XI 

Clear file (5th anniversary commemoration illustration entering)

You vote to the art contest

[huainaruhuantaji] XI 

Coin of treasure 

The stage event and the various contests, it participates in live QUEST (with this coin it can challenge in [randamudeiru]. With [randamudeiru], other than 5th anniversary commemoration [pinzu], in game item and the pulling out selection ticket where the luxurious prize hits present)

[ivuarisuaraian...]

[ivuarisuaraiansu] specially made clock

When [ivuarisuaraiansu]-related title test playing is done in the mount of the stamp rally which has distributed at the meeting place 3 stamps which are pushed are gathered

Mobile

Various clear files

You experience the game

LAUNCH GALLERY (3 IMAGES)
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eZ dAnTe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 13:20
eZ dAnTe
Bukkake??

---> Also cocks...
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 13:30
Joe Burling
Will they make a bunch of different versions of the same swag like they do with FF?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 13:34
MechaMonkey
I can't read the right side of the chart.

Also, clocks.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 13:45
atheistium
BUKKAKE :D
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 14:07
Bob Muir
Can't you guys at least clean up the left column into real English so I don't have to read (poorly) transliterated katakana? Hell, it'd be faster to read if it was still in katakana.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 14:21
BluDesign
Yes, because all d'toid readers read katakana and hiragana.

In fact, if you read d'toid and can't read either one and don't have mastery of stroke order of at least 100+ kanji, you fail.

またちんぽこ。。。
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 14:30
Toneman
Kanji kanji kanji.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 16:55
Bob Muir
@ dvddesign: I meant faster for me to read the katakana. My point is, I hate reading transliterated katakana. There's no reason I should have to stare at "huainaruhuantaji" sideways with my eyes crossed to realize it's Final Fantasy.
Kia's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 17:38
Kia
I agree with Necros. Either leave it in katakana or translate it fully. If you know enough katakana to transliterate it like that, then you obviously know what it's supposed to say.
Not everyone--make that, -anyone-, wants to sit and stare at that mess.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 17:42
Crunshii
nuuuuu.... freebies!! I wanna go to japan 4da party!!! ; ;

Gambare Kampai!!!! ; ; dammit... stuck @ work+bills holding me back...
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2007 23:07
Colette Bennett
BUKKAKE IS WIN
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