6:21 AM on 06.20.2007
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Nex
Square-Enix is a company waist-deep in adorable mascots and eyeball-deep in Japanese folk who, instead of eyeballs, have constantly rotating, glowing dollar signs (yen signs?). As such, the good folks at the Squenix Maibatsu have decided to fulfill the lifelong dream of Colette Bennett by opening an American branch of their online retail outlet.
Often referred to as the Amazon.com of Mog vibrators, the Squenix store should serve as your first destination whenever you need to buy a birthday, Christmas or Bat Mitzvah gift for that cute girl down the lane who eats lunch alone and stares longingly at stylized illustrations of Trent Reznor.
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Jeez, what are you, a columbian refugee or something?
/sips starbucks
I mean it's not as though...
/sips
you've had your livelihood taken away by some giant mega-
/sips
conglomerate who holds a tenuous grip over it's addicted slave-customers who willingly fork
/sips
over $5 for burned Arabica served by some
/sips
emo 20 year old douche who bailed on community college.
Some of us don't take it so personally.
And some of us drink tea.
Also, what's the exchange rate of haloes to Gil? I need some magicite for around the house.
Okay, seriously, that was awesome.