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6:45 PM on 05.06.2007 | Hamza CTZ Aziz

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File this under the "why in the hell did I not think of this?!" category. Intimate Control was created by Jennifer Chowdhury for her class thesis project. The aim of the game is to help bring couples together for a more intimate and closer game playing experience. Check out her video presentation explaining how she came up with the idea, how she made the controllers, how the game is played and whats in the future of Intimate Control.

Personally, I think some type of motion sensor should be added to it. For instance, imagine a tank warfare type game. The motion sensor could be on the bra and you would need to move the breasts in different directions to aim the cannon. The firing buttons would be on the shorts. I am filled with such wonderful ideas!

So ladies ... who wants to play this with me? Britini? Virtual Girl? Rhyannon? ... Ron?

[Via GayGamer -- More pictures at her Flickr]

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Doomtrain

But what about force feedback?

BahamutZero

let's just say I play this game all the time. my girlfriend hates it.

BahamutZero

doomtrain its called a sharp backwards flaming knee to the yarbles

velcroman

This is such a perfect subject for a CTZ post.

Namelessted

i wants to touch the boobs.

CrackaSlim

It's like porno from the future

masterledz

Where do I put the rumble pack?

SuperDave

BEST. GAMEPLAY. EVER.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

velcroman: SRSLY!!!! TEE HEE

UltraViolence

...k.

TheRob91

The shoulder grips should be on the girls butt, just a thought.

Rainbowblack

WTH are they playing Guitar Hero for the Atari 2600?

uptonogood

the shoulders are a horrible placement of the hands.

she's alright but he's got quite the gut growing.

Roryzilla

I like the facial expressions.

-Blank-

immagine what you could do with this contraption...

immagine the games, the fun, the glory...

(smacked by friend)

i mean... looks cool...

sirpoop

That's not really a good game to play with a bunch of your buds now is it.

Chibs

Never know sirpoop, could be used at some frat initiation, with the placements in other places just to show how much of a man you really are...

ghnvt

This is stupid, my girlfriend would hate that.

ZeroTolo

Same here, ghnvt.

After five minutes my girlfriend would just be like, "So are we going to make out or what?"

Man, she's awesome...

Cokeman170

cant wait till nipples are analog sticks.

Mxyzptlk

I expected that to be way sexier.

Chocobo Knight

Is there a turbo button?

StriderS

With a lot of work, this could be an awesome idea.

"Hey, wanna come over to my house and play some VG games?"

jeffk6

for reals people this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen. its slow looking, you dont get a good feel. yawns...

s0lesurviv0r

Aren't they making vibrating squeezing mechanical crap that responds to hentai games over in japan?

John Martone

Not that I'm giving something like this serious thought or anything... but a interactive system like this has to focus on sensitively more then precision. I doubt the awkward ploddings of distracted human hands is enough to really stimuate most of us.
Not to mention it'd be one or two seconds behind the beat the majority of the time. Personally, I'd find myself getting more distracted by the fact that she missed her note than by the fact she is poking at my thigh.

Rezbit

I came expecting pornographic gaming related content; I leave disappointed.

Laner

Only 30 years late...

Yes, those "controllers" are meant to represent boobs.

ridley80

I think this is the way of Nintendo's future. Put a Super Mario/Zelda image on it and away you go.

Pepillou2

I wanna "get lucky" charms

Virtualgirl

lol, I'm up for it! But i will only play with Britini... ;-)

Holyetheline

I guess that's cool if you can't get laid.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Virtualgirl: GOD DAMN IT! Fine ... can I watch? LOL

TheStripe

Tee-hee, intimate control.

Seriously, though. My dick got bored watching that.

I bet it could be pretty awesome with a thoughtful relocation of the action buttons and the speed turned up.

Or maybe you could just stick them to the headboard and play the game while having sex. At least one of you'd get to climax. Maybe both.

Holiday

Wow, finally a product to help a lot of gamers get laid!

Lowtax

So what happens if you prematurely ejaculate on the bra sensor and she's electrocuted, explain that one to the cops.

@TheStripe LOL >x3 ALL THIS BEEPIN' IS MAKIN' MAI PENIS SAWFT.

asil and ekalb

i thought it was going to be sexier or would show them having sex

Niero

the previous comment summarizes my entire lifelong experience as a cinemax customer

Fronz

showtime > hbo > encore > cinemax. HBO used to be on top, but showtime is on fire now.

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