Squeeze her boobies to go pew!

This is such a perfect subject for a CTZ post.

It's like porno from the future

BEST. GAMEPLAY. EVER.

...k.

WTH are they playing Guitar Hero for the Atari 2600?

I like the facial expressions.

That's not really a good game to play with a bunch of your buds now is it.

This is stupid, my girlfriend would hate that.

cant wait till nipples are analog sticks.

Is there a turbo button?

for reals people this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen. its slow looking, you dont get a good feel. yawns...

Not that I'm giving something like this serious thought or anything... but a interactive system like this has to focus on sensitively more then precision. I doubt the awkward ploddings of distracted human hands is enough to really stimuate most of us.
Not to mention it'd be one or two seconds behind the beat the majority of the time. Personally, I'd find myself getting more distracted by the fact that she missed her note than by the fact she is poking at my thigh.

Only 30 years late...



Yes, those "controllers" are meant to represent boobs.

I wanna "get lucky" charms

I guess that's cool if you can't get laid.

Tee-hee, intimate control.

Seriously, though. My dick got bored watching that.

I bet it could be pretty awesome with a thoughtful relocation of the action buttons and the speed turned up.

Or maybe you could just stick them to the headboard and play the game while having sex. At least one of you'd get to climax. Maybe both.

So what happens if you prematurely ejaculate on the bra sensor and she's electrocuted, explain that one to the cops.

@TheStripe LOL >x3 ALL THIS BEEPIN' IS MAKIN' MAI PENIS SAWFT.

the previous comment summarizes my entire lifelong experience as a cinemax customer

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