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6:45 PM on 05.06.2007

44 comments
Squeeze her boobies to go pew!
Hamza CTZ Aziz

File this under the "why in the hell did I not think of this?!" category. Intimate Control was created by Jennifer Chowdhury for her class thesis project. The aim of the game is to help bring couples together for a more intimate and closer game playing experience. Check out her video presentation explaining how she came up with the idea, how she made the controllers, how the game is played and whats in the future of Intimate Control.
 
Personally, I think some type of motion sensor should be added to it. For instance, imagine a tank warfare type game. The motion sensor could be on the bra and you would need to move the breasts in different directions to aim the cannon. The firing buttons would be on the shorts. I am filled with such wonderful ideas!
 
So ladies ... who wants to play this with me? Britini? Virtual Girl? Rhyannon? ... Ron?
 
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Doomtrain's Avatar
Doomtrain at 05/06/2007 18:43

But what about force feedback?
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 05/06/2007 18:44

let's just say I play this game all the time. my girlfriend hates it.
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BahamutZero at 05/06/2007 18:45

doomtrain its called a sharp backwards flaming knee to the yarbles
velcroman's Avatar
velcroman at 05/06/2007 18:46

This is such a perfect subject for a CTZ post.
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Namelessted at 05/06/2007 18:55

i wants to touch the boobs.
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CrackaSlim at 05/06/2007 18:59

It's like porno from the future
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masterledz at 05/06/2007 19:03

Where do I put the rumble pack?
SuperDave's Avatar
SuperDave at 05/06/2007 19:04

BEST. GAMEPLAY. EVER.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 05/06/2007 19:05

velcroman: SRSLY!!!! TEE HEE
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UltraViolence at 05/06/2007 19:06

...k.
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TheRob91 at 05/06/2007 19:08

The shoulder grips should be on the girls butt, just a thought.
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Rainbowblack at 05/06/2007 19:09

WTH are they playing Guitar Hero for the Atari 2600?
uptonogood's Avatar
uptonogood at 05/06/2007 19:09

the shoulders are a horrible placement of the hands.

she's alright but he's got quite the gut growing.
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Roryzilla at 05/06/2007 19:16

I like the facial expressions.
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-Blank- at 05/06/2007 19:17

immagine what you could do with this contraption...

immagine the games, the fun, the glory...

(smacked by friend)

i mean... looks cool...
sirpoop's Avatar
sirpoop at 05/06/2007 19:19

That's not really a good game to play with a bunch of your buds now is it.
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Chibs at 05/06/2007 19:26

Never know sirpoop, could be used at some frat initiation, with the placements in other places just to show how much of a man you really are...
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ghnvt at 05/06/2007 20:37

This is stupid, my girlfriend would hate that.
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ZeroTolo at 05/06/2007 20:41

Same here, ghnvt.

After five minutes my girlfriend would just be like, "So are we going to make out or what?"

Man, she's awesome...
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Cokeman170 at 05/06/2007 21:11

cant wait till nipples are analog sticks.
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Mxyzptlk at 05/06/2007 22:35

I expected that to be way sexier.
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Chocobo Knight at 05/06/2007 22:44

Is there a turbo button?
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StriderS at 05/06/2007 22:48

With a lot of work, this could be an awesome idea.

"Hey, wanna come over to my house and play some VG games?"
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jeffk6 at 05/07/2007 00:26

for reals people this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen. its slow looking, you dont get a good feel. yawns...
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s0lesurviv0r at 05/07/2007 00:44

Aren't they making vibrating squeezing mechanical crap that responds to hentai games over in japan?
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John Martone at 05/07/2007 01:17

Not that I'm giving something like this serious thought or anything... but a interactive system like this has to focus on sensitively more then precision. I doubt the awkward ploddings of distracted human hands is enough to really stimuate most of us.
Not to mention it'd be one or two seconds behind the beat the majority of the time. Personally, I'd find myself getting more distracted by the fact that she missed her note than by the fact she is poking at my thigh.
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Rezbit at 05/07/2007 07:36

I came expecting pornographic gaming related content; I leave disappointed.
Laner's Avatar
Laner at 05/07/2007 12:18

Only 30 years late...



Yes, those "controllers" are meant to represent boobs.
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ridley80 at 05/07/2007 13:14

I think this is the way of Nintendo's future. Put a Super Mario/Zelda image on it and away you go.
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Pepillou2 at 05/07/2007 21:26

I wanna "get lucky" charms
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Virtualgirl at 05/07/2007 23:37

lol, I'm up for it! But i will only play with Britini... ;-)
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Holyetheline at 05/08/2007 15:16

I guess that's cool if you can't get laid.
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Hamza CTZ Aziz at 05/08/2007 16:07

Virtualgirl: GOD DAMN IT! Fine ... can I watch? LOL
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TheStripe at 08/15/2007 23:30

Tee-hee, intimate control.

Seriously, though. My dick got bored watching that.

I bet it could be pretty awesome with a thoughtful relocation of the action buttons and the speed turned up.

Or maybe you could just stick them to the headboard and play the game while having sex. At least one of you'd get to climax. Maybe both.
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Holiday at 08/16/2007 13:46

Wow, finally a product to help a lot of gamers get laid!
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Lowtax at 08/18/2007 14:03

So what happens if you prematurely ejaculate on the bra sensor and she's electrocuted, explain that one to the cops.

@TheStripe LOL >x3 ALL THIS BEEPIN' IS MAKIN' MAI PENIS SAWFT.
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asil and ekalb at 12/29/2007 17:08

i thought it was going to be sexier or would show them having sex
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Niero at 02/09/2008 18:37

the previous comment summarizes my entire lifelong experience as a cinemax customer
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Fronz at 07/03/2008 12:22

showtime > hbo > encore > cinemax. HBO used to be on top, but showtime is on fire now.
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