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Square's franchise-pimping "new business model": Updated!

7:27 PM on 04.21.2007, Aaron Linde 52 comments

Square's franchise-pimping
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Update: So, the guys over at PlayStation Universe didn't cite a source for this story, which was wise, because it turns out that it's bogus. Seeing as how I along with the guys at Joystiq, Siliconera, and EvilAvatar were not really able to decipher the moon language on Square-Enix's Japanese Web site, the story was posted damn near everywhere. Chris Kohler put the pieces together -- namely, older Digg stories with similarly-worded verbiage -- and traced the "story" back to its source: an unfunny fake news report from an unfunny fake gaming news site.

The good news is that there's no indication -- no valid indication, anyway -- that Square-Enix is about to jump the shark in any official capacity. Square-Enix, however, is still churning out sequels and spinoffs by the truckload, just sans mission statement. Sort of funny that something this silly could be made so believable by Square-Enix's development habits as of late, ain't it?

Apologies all 'round for kicking up a ruckus based PSU's false claim, and big ups to Kohler for exposing our mass delusion. My original write-up which, while false, is still very entertaining in its own little way, can be read after the jump. 

Guys, I've got some bad news. Turns out that the franchise-spewing womb that is Square-Enix has decided to make its recent antics a little more official. PlayStation Universe is reporting that the monolithic company has updated its website with what they're calling the new business model, one that revolves primarily around remakes of and sequels to existing titles. This means more ports to more platforms, more updates of old classics and a renewed hope for the oft-rumored Final Fantasy VII remake on the PlayStation 3.

Essentially, this news only serves to solidify what many have already come to suspect: original IP isn't exactly a high priority for Square-Enix. For those of you happy with the company's recent antics, rejoice: nothing's going to change. And to the rest of you a bit disappointed in the lack of original creative vision within the once-infallible giant, it's going to get worse before it gets better. Y'know, if it ever gets better.

There are two ways this can play out. The first and less desirable option is the development and publication of no less than 4 more Final Fantasy 7 spinoffs in the next two years. The second, of course, is Chrono Break. Put on your prayer hats, people.


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Brad Rice's Avatar
Brad Rice at 04/21/2007 19:37
/cries
gitrooman's Avatar
gitrooman at 04/21/2007 19:44
Square-enix isnt the same company as squaresoft. Diffrent developers, diffrent president diffrent everything. These greedy basterds are killing the final fantasy franchise. In protest, i havent baught any of their products since 2002
Castro's Avatar
Castro at 04/21/2007 19:49
Does this mean we'll finally get a sequel to The Bouncer?
Tempus's Avatar
Tempus at 04/21/2007 19:52
FFVII Remake yes. Multiple sequels no. It's completely watering the series down. There's nothing wrong with a ten year refresh on your most awesome games, especially when people are fucking screaming for it. I myself, an avid anti-current-gen sony person would buy a PS3 in a heartbeat if said remake was given a green light.

Dooooooooooooooooooooooo itttttttttttttttt!
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Monte at 04/21/2007 19:54
When it comes to remakes, I would definatly go for FF7 for the PS3... Also FF6, for the PS2 (i happen to think a true remake should be made on a console that's two generations ahead of the orginal... one generation isn't good enough, and 3 generations is too much effort than we could hope for)...

Grant it, for the most part i'm very "meh" about most spinoffs... the same goes for remakes that are make such minimal changes than the orginal game that they are barely worth remaking... Frankly, i would rather see Square use that same time and energy into making something new...
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 04/21/2007 19:59
Fuck.
GatsuTheBerserker's Avatar
GatsuTheBerserker at 04/21/2007 20:01
Square Soft > Square-Enix

Fuck SE
Robert's Avatar
Robert at 04/21/2007 20:04
Yeah, screw FF7 spin-offs. Including AC. Tseng and Rufus are dead, damnit!
Crunshii's Avatar
Crunshii at 04/21/2007 20:06
I agree with dissapointment... theres nothing original coming out...

the Enix of Square thinks they can make never-ending sequels like DQ... doesnt work like that bub.

I sure hope im not playing fucking panzy ass Zelda in FF for the next millenium on never ending sequels. make a original FF7 and just kill Cloud and move on.
Adrian's Avatar
Adrian at 04/21/2007 20:18
i want a new chrono game soooo badly.

i for one preferred chrono cross to chrono trigger.
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Tempus at 04/21/2007 20:37
Crunshii - as much as I loved Cloud in the 32bit days I think you're right. He needs killing. Though you do realise that would only propel him to that of legendary status within the gaming community... the fallen hero. That would create a "Jesus" of video games, if you will. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! hahaha
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yaesir at 04/21/2007 20:51
Chrono Chrono Chrono

OMG, how many years will i have to wait for the next game in the series?
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 04/21/2007 20:53
As much as I want there to never be another FFVII game in any form, the original does need a remake to create a more definitive version for the ages. Those early 3D graphics and pre-rendered backgrounds really hurt your eyes. Even though technology would surpass that remake in time, it would at least not burn your eyes every time you attempted to play 10 years down the road.

That's pretty much the only spin-off remake I can support at this point, other than SquareEnix getting their old games, including FFI-FFVI, on the Virtual Console.
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Joseph Leray at 04/21/2007 21:04
I've always supported SE, but ... it's getting harder and harder. Shit.
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allisonaxe at 04/21/2007 21:17
my opinion on the ff7 remake: i'd like to see it, but not on a sony system. put it out on the wii, as a big apology "we're sorry we ever left you" to nintendo, i say! i'm not exactly sure it needs the wiimote, but could you imagine how fun the motorcycle escape scene could be with that? steer with the chuck, slash with the 'mote? even if the motion sensing is only used for mini games (or you just 'point' at your combat options with the cursor), i'd still think a wii remake would be best.

that or 360. just please, please, square: realize that sony needs you more than you need them, and you can go anywhere with your remakes. sure, some people might buy a ps3 just for final fantasy, but not everyone, and it makes more sense to go where there already is a market, than try to make a game for a system that nobody can afford.

(i really, really don't want to have to buy a ps3. if final fantasy doesn't come out for other consoles, well..... one of two things happens: the series is dead for me, or i end up having my hand forced. the prior is more likely than the latter. and while we're talking about it: same goes for kingdom hearts!)
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Pangloss at 04/21/2007 21:18
@adrian - "i for one preferred chrono cross to chrono trigger."
How could you possibly do such a thing? To play the classic, beloved Chrono Trigger and then watch Chrono Cross take a huge shit on the plot of its predecessor was just too much for me.

I would be kinda interested in an FFVII remake, but really, the only good thing that could come out of this would be a real Chrono Trigger sequel, and preferably one that pretended Chrono Cross never happened.
yaesir's Avatar
yaesir at 04/21/2007 21:26
@Pangloss

I loved both CC and CT, taking that CC was in kinda like in another dimension it's not like CT never happened. The plot was very interesting with many twists, when i played it, i loved it.
Aaron Linde's Avatar
Aaron Linde at 04/21/2007 21:33
If Square insists upon remaking a PS1 Final Fantasy title, you'd think they would've at least picked a good one.

Ayup, I said it.
uptonogood's Avatar
uptonogood at 04/21/2007 21:37
wait, what is this? are these the same type of people that go to the movies to see the likes of resident evil 2, x-men 2, spider-man 2 (and looking forward to 3), star wars 2 - 6 ro whatever, etc., etc. seeing a pattern? hypocrites every one of you.
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cjpkiller at 04/21/2007 21:51
hmm...

I hope no one buys these million spin off games and square enix learns what people want
a mother fucking ff7 remake

also, @whoever said the bouncer needs a sequel
go die, that game was shit. total epic shit. I felt like drop kicking my TV after I beat it.

I'm down for a new chrono trigger sequal/prequal/ I don't understand how the time line is currently set up in a game where you travel through dimensions(CC) and time (CT) other than CT was made first, and CC second.

uhm... square... could you also never make a first person shooter again? like ever?
Brad Rice's Avatar
Brad Rice at 04/21/2007 21:56
@uptonogood: You sir, are retarted. There's a difference between a story that is supposed to be FINAL and a continuing story.
DeusPayne's Avatar
DeusPayne at 04/21/2007 22:10
Tell it like it is Dick McV. Not to mention, regardless if the sequels end up being descent, it's always a sad day when a company that was dedicated to original content takes the easy route out.
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Crunshii at 04/21/2007 22:18
dude,

can someone do a FF7 spinoff count for me? I think i dont have enough fingers on my hands & tows (n i was born with 11!).

Seriously, like many of you, I felt the warm magic of having a PS1 and getting that FF7 that october with a cloud T-shirt (which I still have right here next to me) BUT, SE is killing the friggin series, theres spinoff in cellphones, all next gen systems, psp, its getting so bad SE is making another sequel in my grandma's ass.

Anyone want to play? FF7 - Grannies ass adventures?

I bet the lifestream that comes out from there will kill cloud.
brad drac's Avatar
brad drac at 04/21/2007 22:36
The day FFX-2 was released, the part of me that really cared about squenix died. As much as it's going against the grain of the thread though, I am actually really looking forward to crisis core. Can't help it, just too many fond memories of FFVII...
uptonogood's Avatar
uptonogood at 04/21/2007 22:44
let's not forget indiana jones 2 and 3, back to the future 2 & 3, superman 2 - whatever + returns (sucks), rockys. most movies that get sequels weren't originally designed to get sequels.

let's not mention the countless books that are stand alone stories but have numerous sequels.

what's wrong sequels for established things? OH NO CREATIVITY GOING DOWNT THE DRAIN!! bullshit. everything made to sell was made to make money and that's the final way of things -- to feed the consumer. you're all bitching about absolutely dick.
angry_poster's Avatar
angry_poster at 04/21/2007 22:48
well..i don't mind...i'm only going to buy what i want to play.
Castro's Avatar
Castro at 04/21/2007 22:56
@cjpkiller

Yeah, I know The Bouncer was shit. That's kinda what I was gunning for. Square Enix seems to do what they do extremely well. When they branch out it never seems that successful. Not recently at least.

On the Enix side of things, I'd like to see another Actraiser. Maybe for the DS. You could use the stylus for the world building stuff. Have Yuzo Koshiro come back and do the music for it. That would be killer.
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brad drac at 04/21/2007 22:57
-> uptonogood: Your logic is flawed. The reason most of the sequels you mentioned are so belovéd(although some are pretty crap) is that they revisit fondly remembered characters in an appropriate(read: not whorish) way, with a good(preferably the original) cast and crew. I personally don't look forward to big name hollywood sequels, because by and large they're pretty crap. What squenix are doing is essentially raping said characters and franchises with half-assed, not nearly as good as they should be, piles of suck. For an analogy in film, see star wars episode 1-3. I used to be a huge starwars fan before them, I didn't even bother seeing the third in the cinema. So, to recap: spiritual successors and respectful revisitings(a la RE4 or empire strikes back) good; shitty cash ins(see dirge of cerberus, FFX-2, episode 1) bad.

I would frequently resort to vulgarities when confronted with such a confounding combination of ignorance and arrogance, but it didn't really seem that productive an idea here, for some reason.
yaesir's Avatar
yaesir at 04/21/2007 23:14
@brad drac

I didn't think Episode 3 was bad, i was better than the others for sure.

Also, your Symbol of the Torment is cool :)
uptonogood's Avatar
uptonogood at 04/21/2007 23:28
and yet all those things have their fans.

for the record, i hate indiana jones and the temple of doom and think the last crusade was mediocre at best.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 04/21/2007 23:36
Christ people, FFVII wasn't as good as you remember it in the first place.
uptonogood's Avatar
uptonogood at 04/21/2007 23:55
suck it. FFVII remains the 2nd greatest game ever. right behind Lemmings for SNES.
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synce at 04/22/2007 00:40
Fuck Square and the emo fags who think FF7 is anything more than FF6 in pseudo-3D.
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 04/22/2007 00:45
My solution? Don't buy the spin-offs. Vote with your wallet, and hopefully S-E will listen.

But those zombies in Japan are unreachable. I'm fairly certain it's in the genes of every Japanese person born: FIIIINALLLL FAAAANTASSYYYYY...
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Aequitas at 04/22/2007 01:04
Agreed with most of the sentiments. When Square-Enix started recycling prior worlds in FFX-2, I stopped caring. Final Fantasy XII was pretty good, but the spinoffs? Not buying them, not even renting them. Vote with your dollars. I'm all right with remakes, but spinoffs lack what draws me to FF games to begin with. There's something highly appealing about layering familiar game mechanics over a completely fresh new world to explore.

Although a Final Fantasy VII remake sounds like a good idea, I would wait for some in-depth review action or preferably hands-on experience with it before I dropped cash on it. I'd love to see it on the 360, though. That would move some systems in Japan.

@Linde: I hope you aren't proposing that either 8 or 9 is better. I liked 8, in spite of its flaws, but 9 was just boring as hell. Xenogears trumps all three however, IMHO.
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RJG at 04/22/2007 01:55
On the one hand, I couldn't care less about Final Fantasy. On the other hand, I'm looking forward to DQ Swords on Wii and DQIX on NDS.

Face it, this company has been living off the wallets of fanboys for years. Were it not for the brand name, I don't think people would care about the next JRPG to seep forth from their fetid loins. This is merely cementing the idea that making new content is completely unnecessary when you have a fan base that will pay a premium for old content time and time again.

They are playing to their strength and that strength is mindless fanboys with loyal wallets. Screw the company and screw the fanboys because by each supporting the other, they are only screwing themselves into a smaller, tinier niche.
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gitrooman at 04/22/2007 01:57
I'd love square again if they'd only come out with a new original RPG, not final fantasy, not chronotrigger. Something compeltely new. Like what they did with Xenogears, it came out of nowhere, it was hardly advertised, but sold like nuts. Id love to play an original xenogears prequal or sequal by the same developers of the original game. Not that xenosaga ripoff crap.
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uptonogood at 04/22/2007 02:55
"original xenogears prequel or sequel"

that was my favorite part.
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Im OK at 04/22/2007 04:21
I personally wouldn't have too much of a problem with this really, as long as they didn't seem to be also completely doing away with the practice of releasing an original, official game every two or three years or so. We'll see, but it sure seems like it. The problem is that all these sequels and remakes and such are certainly diluting the effort that could have instead been put into making a truly epic new game, assuming they even care about that at all any more. There's also such a thing as over saturating the market. And we're probably already at or past that point even now.

I think the thing that makes this whole scenario really weird though is the "Final Fantasy" name itself. Of course there's the whole "how can it be final when there's 13 of them and counting" gag. But beyond that, the fact that you do have these 13 games so far that are considered to be part of the same series (even though they really don't have anything to do with each other aside from maybe chocobos or something), and then you're taking two or three entries (so far) in that series of 13 games and making three or four spin-off games based on each of those... that's what's becoming weird and convoluted. If each of these games had been named separately and hadn't all been slapped with the "Final Fantasy" label, we probably wouldn't be having this discussion now, or at least it wouldn't be as weird.

But as it stands now, we've got Final Fantasy VII and then Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy X and Final Fantasy X-2 and Final Fantasy XII and Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings and so on. What next? Final Fantasy X-2-2? Or maybe (Insert Some Lofty Sounding Title Here): Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII, which is some sort of spin-off of Dirge of Cerberus? Or perhaps Final Fantasy Compendium Anthology Collection Compilation Chronicles Origins Tactics Advance, which contains remakes of the remakes of the remakes of FF1 through FF6 and Tactics? But what I'm really waiting for is Final Fantasy: Xtreme Beach Quilt-Knitting or Final Fantasy: Pod Racing or maybe Golf: Final Fantasy or something like that. It is then, as with Mario, that Final Fantasy will really begin to shine, right? Right?! *crickets chirping*

But yeah, seriously though, I'd kill some fools for some Chrono Break. Speaking of the Chrono series, I think Chrono Cross worked because it wasn't just "Hey, let's take Crono and Frog and the rest and throw them into a new set of wacky adventures! It'll be great! Or better yet, let's just take Marle and Lucca, strip them down to their underwear, and add in a mysterious third female character! We can then throw in some new guy who looks like Crono but actually isn't, and give the other characters bit cameos, if they're lucky! It'll be so fucking awesome!" But, yet, it also wasn't "I know, let's take these completely new characters, in a completely new world, which is completely and totally unrelated to the original Chrono Trigger, aside perhaps from some token cute mascot or something and we'll call it Chrono Trigger II. That'll be so tight!"

Here's the real issue though... when are we going to see Final Fantasy: Dragon Quest (or maybe Dragon Quest: Final Fantasy)? We all know it's coming soon or later. It's only a matter of time.
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masamunecyrus at 04/22/2007 12:03
If Chrono Break is made, I'll shit myself. In a good way.

If Chrono Break is made with nothing in mind except for money, and the creators and those who really should be working on Chrono Break aren't allowed full creative freedom involving the game, I'll shit myself. In a bad way.
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The CronoLink at 04/22/2007 15:39
No, no, you don't understand. Chrono Trigger was in truth the first Square-Enix game. Sakaguchi, Yuji, Toriyama. Instant masterpiece. Then comes Cross and only....corny-turned director Sakaguchi. And now, Sakaguchi is gone. Break won't do it, I can assure you. It make result in a good game but sure as hell it won't be a Chrono game.
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comradetrotskii at 04/22/2007 19:18
LOL Internet
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brad drac at 04/22/2007 22:27
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Aequitas at 04/22/2007 22:49
As Linde mentioned, though. All this means is that they don't have an explicit mission statement to this effect. This is still the reality of what they're shoveling onto the market.
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Im OK at 04/23/2007 05:50
@The CronoLink

That's a good point. Maybe it's for the best if Square-Enix doesn't touch the Chrono series with a ten-foot pole...
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Crunshii at 04/23/2007 07:56
im with gitrooman 100%

xenogears back in 98 to me was actually up there with FF7 in story, CG cut scene and gameplay. totally innovative, then who was it? namco? meh whoever brought xenosaga was the most piece of shit story ive seen.

How can you flock a superb story based game into crap like that? Ill give them the 3D models, graphics and renders were really nice, but gameplay and story went all the way down the drain to sit next to Splinter.

SE needs to get its act together and come up with a new name and stop whoring FF for the love of all pron.
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Crunshii at 04/23/2007 08:02
actually now that I think about it... its all our fault SE is making so many FF games... want to know why?

Because about 5years ago and beyond, every FF fanboy kept begging & asking for sequels for for FF7, and Squaresoft* said no, were keeping it at master piece, but after the whole "Spirits Within" budget drop of 150+mil they had no choice but to merge with Enix, then they still had some games coming out, but werent selling as much as they expected, so now they released what all fanboys wanted...

Never ending multiplatform games of FF7... so many that even if u played them all, there would still be pieces missing, and just leave doors open for more sequel games. I agree with someone above who said they do it all for profit, but you must understand, you must do it right or if your name looses credibility, & it will backfire.
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Aurain at 04/23/2007 14:17
Remake Xenogears.

No If's not buts.

+ Kill all FF7 Fanboys.
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