Square Enix says 'wtf?' to Koei/Tecmo merger

Threesome please.

I don't think Square knows how to take rejection.

I'd rather read about a new companies launch, like Gamecock's...sigh. One side always succumbs in a merger. What's the next game using an Enix-IP?

It sounds like a letter from someone that just got dumped.

"Just tell me what I did wrong? You know you'd be happier with me!"

Does this mean we could get Dynasty Warriors and Monster Rancher hybrid?

Perhaps a Ninja Gaiden where you consult your war strategist on how best to flip out and kill people.

Rats, I meen we could of had the ultimate version of Monster Rancher, but instead we'll have...nothing, realy.

Thank god the last thing ninja gaiden needs is for sqaure to piss on it like it does with the on going suckage that they turned final fantasy into since final fantasy 7.

They would turn Ryu haybusa into one of there sucktasic characters that look like a "man-women" like Cloud and then make him an annoying ass EMO like sepiroth, no wait that is all the characters of final fantasy since 7..

Well no I take that back 9 was rather decent on characters and not being annoying.


Oh and then they would put the even sucker vincient in ninja gaiden and make it a dirge of ceberus suck fest, you know since it did not suck enough the first time.


OH and the mana games will get Dawn of mana Tecomo bowl with havok physics as there final piss on what was a good game series known as secret of mana.

and then they will just keep ignoring chrono trigger like always and put out a port of it every 6 years.



Nice choice Tecmo, even with the stale ass Dynasy warrior games, they have less of a chance at screwing you over, the games sqaure would make you do would suck so much you would go under in 3 days.

Much like how the final fantsy films is still making sqaure bleed and that is a good thing, that level of suck is not to be forgive and they should be forever punished.