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Square Enix Party 2007 announces a Final Fantasy game for every orifice photo

Not enough Final Fantasy games on the Horizon for you? This ought to pitch a tent in your pants. Square Enix has announced an event called "Square Party 2007" on May 12th and 13th at Makuhari Messe, near Tokyo. Here's the full translation:

 

Square Enix released, in daily Japanese newspaper Yomiuri Shimbun, a publicity page  to  announce  their  special  event  "Square Enix Party 2007" which will take place  the  12th and 13th of next May at Makuhari Messe, a few kilometers east of Tokyo, Japan. We also find the logos of all of the shutters of the Final Fantasy series in development, as well as a phrase that's intriguing enough, but leaves us dreaming; "Evolution will never stop, the series continues ... and a new Final Fantasy that no one knows will enter the scene." So, will a new Final Fantasy really be presented on the 20th anniversary of the series? Something to follow very closely.  

Square is so vague and dreamy. When I think about the main offices, I imagine a bunch of Japanese men and women in business suits, lazily having meetings and periodically smoking opium. It would definately explain the existance of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Anyway, what the hell does "a Final Fantasy that no one knows mean"? More importantly, do we care?

[Via Jeux-France and thanks to Orcist for translation]








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velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 14:53
velcroman
ass chunnel away square enix!! chunnel away!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 14:53
BluDesign
OMG! FFXIV!?! 5W33T!
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:01
Joseph Leray
Hells yes we care! Shoop da woop!
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:05
Crunshii
well, square anounced a while back that they were working on a new MMO for the next-gen systems + PC, but no details were given.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:05
Namelessted
That image is exactly what is wrong with Square Enix that i have been saying for over a year now. seriously. Who see that and sees how many fucking FF games that are coming out and gets excited at all of them?
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:07
Toneman
Final Fantasy Final: The Final Final Fantasy
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:09
Crunshii
next FF MMO: Final Final Fantasy Final2020???
Hipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:16
Hipple
www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com
supremeFronk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:17
supremeFronk
Finally Final Final Fantasy
dorock's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:21
dorock
Maybe they found a way into one of the Final Fantasy Worlds via a transdimensional rift that they opened with their own personal army of Black Mages and Materia stockpile.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:23
Toneman
Finally Final Fantasy: Fantasies of Final Fantasy Final
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:28
Daniel Husky Lingen
LETS GO

even though I don't play that game
yamabushi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:34
yamabushi
"do we care?" um..... no.
phinehas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:38
phinehas
"do we care?" um..... YES!!1!!
MrWonderful's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 15:53
MrWonderful
"do we care?" Not me in particular, but according to sales figures, millions of folks do. I'd take the Shin Megami Tensei series any day of the week, but I'm a big geek, so there you go. I will say that Revenant Wings looks bad ass.
squallsan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 16:18
squallsan
interesting...hmm...I care.
masamunecyrus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 16:25
masamunecyrus
Here's to hoping for the first Final Fantasy since VI (save for IX) that doesn't suck and have an emo brat for a main character.
Rockman-X's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 16:36
Rockman-X
Of course, it'll be Final Fantasy XIV : Exclusive for Nintendo DS!

*ducks*
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 16:43
LostCrichton
I certainly care. Final Final Fantasy: The Final of Finalist Fantasies that require Final Finality and Fantasy Finals.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 16:46
Chad Concelmo
I care!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 17:18
king3vbo
I care...

Yes the main characters are annoying emo boys, and the stories get stranger each time, but cmon, they are still really fun games to play... though I think this multiple game FF13 thing is way overboard
emotaku's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 17:48
emotaku
Is there some other franchise people would rather see raped?
realyst's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 18:05
realyst
As long as they don't continue the new found knack for multiple games based on a single iteration of the series.

They must have hired the guys responsible for "Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo Ultimate Edition".

If you have a cool idea based on an expandable world, call it SOMETHING ELSE or else pull a Phantasy Star and use a persistent universe(well, until PSO, that is).
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 20:24
Roryzilla
Sorry Square, i love you but, I can't blow 500 hours on all of your damn rpgs. I'm sorry but, we might have to take a break for a while....
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 21:40
Joseph Leray
On the other hand, isn't nice that people with all sorts of consoles can play FF? If you have a PSP, you get your FF. If you have a DS, you get your FF. It's nice for everyone. I don't really see a problem with it. Square knows what people want, and they're providing it.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 23:18
deiga-the-semivaliant
I would complain if every FF game listed on that poster was exactly the same.

But although they all have similar elements in them, they're all different enough to spare them from my bitchin' and whinin'.
Underdog15's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 18:09
Underdog15
So a FFXIII trilogy might be a bad idea... but it couldn't possibly be as bad as FFX-2... can it? right? ... Although I'm certain it couldn't get worse still... I won't lie. I'm a little nervous.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 07:36
Fading Star
This is freaking awesome.
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