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Square Enix Party 2007 announces a Final Fantasy game for every orifice photo

Not enough Final Fantasy games on the Horizon for you? This ought to pitch a tent in your pants. Square Enix has announced an event called "Square Party 2007" on May 12th and 13th at Makuhari Messe, near Tokyo. Here's the full translation:

 

Square Enix released, in daily Japanese newspaper Yomiuri Shimbun, a publicity page  to  announce  their  special  event  "Square Enix Party 2007" which will take place  the  12th and 13th of next May at Makuhari Messe, a few kilometers east of Tokyo, Japan. We also find the logos of all of the shutters of the Final Fantasy series in development, as well as a phrase that's intriguing enough, but leaves us dreaming; "Evolution will never stop, the series continues ... and a new Final Fantasy that no one knows will enter the scene." So, will a new Final Fantasy really be presented on the 20th anniversary of the series? Something to follow very closely.  

Square is so vague and dreamy. When I think about the main offices, I imagine a bunch of Japanese men and women in business suits, lazily having meetings and periodically smoking opium. It would definately explain the existance of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Anyway, what the hell does "a Final Fantasy that no one knows mean"? More importantly, do we care?

[Via Jeux-France and thanks to Orcist for translation]


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velcroman's Avatar
velcroman at 03/21/2007 14:53
ass chunnel away square enix!! chunnel away!
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 03/21/2007 14:53
OMG! FFXIV!?! 5W33T!
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 03/21/2007 15:01
Hells yes we care! Shoop da woop!
Crunshii's Avatar
Crunshii at 03/21/2007 15:05
well, square anounced a while back that they were working on a new MMO for the next-gen systems + PC, but no details were given.
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Namelessted at 03/21/2007 15:05
That image is exactly what is wrong with Square Enix that i have been saying for over a year now. seriously. Who see that and sees how many fucking FF games that are coming out and gets excited at all of them?
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 03/21/2007 15:07
Final Fantasy Final: The Final Final Fantasy
Crunshii's Avatar
Crunshii at 03/21/2007 15:09
next FF MMO: Final Final Fantasy Final2020???
Hipple's Avatar
Hipple at 03/21/2007 15:16
www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com
supremeFronk's Avatar
supremeFronk at 03/21/2007 15:17
Finally Final Final Fantasy
dorock's Avatar
dorock at 03/21/2007 15:21
Maybe they found a way into one of the Final Fantasy Worlds via a transdimensional rift that they opened with their own personal army of Black Mages and Materia stockpile.
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 03/21/2007 15:23
Finally Final Fantasy: Fantasies of Final Fantasy Final
Husky Hog's Avatar
Husky Hog at 03/21/2007 15:28
LETS GO

even though I don't play that game
yamabushi's Avatar
yamabushi at 03/21/2007 15:34
"do we care?" um..... no.
phinehas's Avatar
phinehas at 03/21/2007 15:38
"do we care?" um..... YES!!1!!
MrWonderful's Avatar
MrWonderful at 03/21/2007 15:53
"do we care?" Not me in particular, but according to sales figures, millions of folks do. I'd take the Shin Megami Tensei series any day of the week, but I'm a big geek, so there you go. I will say that Revenant Wings looks bad ass.
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squallsan at 03/21/2007 16:18
interesting...hmm...I care.
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masamunecyrus at 03/21/2007 16:25
Here's to hoping for the first Final Fantasy since VI (save for IX) that doesn't suck and have an emo brat for a main character.
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Rockman-X at 03/21/2007 16:36
Of course, it'll be Final Fantasy XIV : Exclusive for Nintendo DS!

*ducks*
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LostCrichton at 03/21/2007 16:43
I certainly care. Final Final Fantasy: The Final of Finalist Fantasies that require Final Finality and Fantasy Finals.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 03/21/2007 16:46
I care!
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 03/21/2007 17:18
I care...

Yes the main characters are annoying emo boys, and the stories get stranger each time, but cmon, they are still really fun games to play... though I think this multiple game FF13 thing is way overboard
emotaku's Avatar
emotaku at 03/21/2007 17:48
Is there some other franchise people would rather see raped?
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realyst at 03/21/2007 18:05
As long as they don't continue the new found knack for multiple games based on a single iteration of the series.

They must have hired the guys responsible for "Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo Ultimate Edition".

If you have a cool idea based on an expandable world, call it SOMETHING ELSE or else pull a Phantasy Star and use a persistent universe(well, until PSO, that is).
Roryzilla's Avatar
Roryzilla at 03/21/2007 20:24
Sorry Square, i love you but, I can't blow 500 hours on all of your damn rpgs. I'm sorry but, we might have to take a break for a while....
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Joseph Leray at 03/21/2007 21:40
On the other hand, isn't nice that people with all sorts of consoles can play FF? If you have a PSP, you get your FF. If you have a DS, you get your FF. It's nice for everyone. I don't really see a problem with it. Square knows what people want, and they're providing it.
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 03/21/2007 23:18
I would complain if every FF game listed on that poster was exactly the same.

But although they all have similar elements in them, they're all different enough to spare them from my bitchin' and whinin'.
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Underdog15 at 03/28/2007 18:09
So a FFXIII trilogy might be a bad idea... but it couldn't possibly be as bad as FFX-2... can it? right? ... Although I'm certain it couldn't get worse still... I won't lie. I'm a little nervous.
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 01/25/2008 07:36
This is freaking awesome.
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