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Splash Damage reveals Tapir Wars 3: It Just Got Chilly

1:00 PM on 04.01.2010  ·  Jordan Devore@DtoidJordan
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Your favorite squad of elite, cigar-loving tapirs from 2008's hit game Tapir Wars are back at it in Splash Damage's just-announced new title Tapir Wars 3: It Just Got Chilly. The evil penguins? They're even more vile this time around, but that's okay -- the new T.R.A.M.S. system is here to lend a helping hand.

By hitting the Totally Repeatable Automatic Movement System button, Tapir Wars 3 will "automatically decide the best possible course of action for the player." With this groundbreaking technology, you never need to worry about losing ever again.

According to Splash Damage, "the millionth game will play exactly the same as the first ... guaranteed!"

 
 

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