[Update: Indie Games has more details on this bizarre social experience and notes how it shares a conceptual resemblance with Johann Sebastian Joust.]
During my regular browse of NeoGAF to see if they'd said anything mean about me so I could masturbate while crying, I stumbled across this thing. The video above is a trailer for Spin the Bottle Wii U, and ... wait, what? What the frig is that?
I won't go into any details because it's one of those things that need to be experienced, but suffice to say the trailer is quite interesting. It's also given me a sudden craving for penis. Lots of it. No idea why.