But they are LOL worthy.
So...you win this time, Jordan...you win this time.
This is obviously a game remake of Ghosts of Mars.
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Spike teases something called 'Planet'
I didn't forget that the Spike VGAs are steadily approaching, but it had kind of slipped my mind how many big announcements tend to get made during the show. We were already expecting to see more on Batman: Arkham City, but now you can add another game to the list: Planet. Attached is a teaser for this title, which hasn't been announced yet. I have some guesses on who the studio behind it might be, but that's about it. We'll hear more on Saturday, December 11 at 8:00 PM EST during the full award show, I suppose. For now, continue below to see my highly scientific analysis on what this mystery game could be. I've narrowed it down to a few possibilities: Option One
Planet could be a game based on the 2003 disaster flick The Core, which apparently starred Aaron Eckhart. Who knew? Hamza suggested this theory, and after sifting through many a sexually explicit image on Google to find a suitable picture, I didn't want my misery to be for nothing. Option Two
It's so obvious, isn't it? Planet is only the teaser name. The full name -- which they neglected to include because it would ruin the surprise -- is actually Planet of the Apes. Yes, Planet is a remake of that Ubisoft-published Planet of the Apes game we were so fond of back in 2001. Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius! Option Three
This one is the wild card, but it makes perfect sense. It's been many years since most people have thought about Captain Planet. Clearly, now is the time to bring back the fabulously styled edutainment hero and his band of Planeteers. Why call it simply "Planet," you ask? They're going for an edgier vibe, and wanted a title that was more subtle. You know, 'cause edgy is in these days. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)A gritty Captain Planet reboot would be hilarious and completely awesome. No matter how badly the game sucked, I'd buy it just for the premise. Sorry...those options all suck.
But they are LOL worthy. So...you win this time, Jordan...you win this time. This needs to be a game where you can fly around space pew pewing, then land on a planet, get out of your ship and wander round the planet etc.. why the fuck has no one done this yet? I need my GTA in space game. X3 just isn't quite there. Need to land on planet, no cutscene. I know, as a matter of fact, that this is an EA Game. that means that it could possibly be something Mass Effect related. but hopefully some awesome new ip. But Jordan, if it's a gritty Captain Planet game, who do you propose would do the theme song? At any rate, I put my money on a gritty platformer, where users can build their own levels to have others play online. In other words, it will be a gritty realistic version of Little Big Planet. Now that Clive Barker's had his game, John Carpenter's jumping on the bandwagon. And what better candidate than a game set on an alien "Planet?"
This is obviously a game remake of Ghosts of Mars. Some good speculation that I heard was this:
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