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Spend the weekend playing with your Privates
That is what you think it is. Eww. This week, we're taking a look at the first episode of Zombie Cow's Privates. It's a standard run-and-gun as far as game mechanics are concerned, but the humor is in full effect. For starters, you're tasked with scaling Mount Vagina -- everything kind of just builds from there. Privates can be downloaded here for free. It's worth checking out if you like hearing British people throw down sex-themed slang, much like the stuff Jim enjoys rambling on about. Bonus, GET! Because Privates will be too much for some of your PCs to handle, I wanted to include an alternative: Under the Garden. It's an exploration-based game in which you gather resources to survive, and it's pretty damn cool. Props to Indie Games for spotting it. Be sure to also try out the (admittedly rather disturbing) zombie mode while you're at it. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)It seems rather unpolished so far. But free is free. Also this was commissioned as educational material by the BBC. So like, you get to play this in school or something in England. Maybe. Probably not. As soon as I started zapping chlamydia with a Ghostbusters-style "anti bacterial" beam, I was sold. Also, the level where HIV is chasing your characters through someone's anal cavities was hilariously awesome. Not bad for zero dollars! Haven't tried Privates yet, but played Under the Garden. Didn't really like it that much, to be honest. Art was nice, though. Zombie mode wasn't that fun. I felt like all I did was sit in one place and camp and keep left clicking and dragging objects over to defend myself constantly. It was annoying everytime dying, you respawn with a new ailment. "Lower movement speed, perminantly (spelled exactly as it was in-game)!" "Your cough will scare away potential game", etc. I never even saw any game, due to the fact that for some reason it wouldn't let me move past the first screen. My laptop fails at running this. I guess maybe I'll dust off the desktop since I was looking forward to this. Aside from being a very funny and at times gross games haha. Its also very educational, I say this be in every school! 11:00 AM on 05.18.2013 Review: The Starship Damrey"This game contains no tutorials or explanations. Part of the experience is to discover things for yourself." Thus reads the disclaimer when you fire up a new game of The Starship Damrey, Level-5's atmospheric sci-fi adventur...
12:30 PM on 05.16.2013 Launch trailer for Guild02's The Starship DamreyThe first in Level-5's Guild02 triple pack, The Starship Damrey, arrived on the 3DS eShop earlier today for $7.99. A new trailer for the moody sci-fi adventure game has surfaced, featuring choice words from game designer Kaz...
12:15 PM on 05.16.2013 Mayhem Bundle spreads the anarchy, indie styleOn the cusp of a number of PC summer sales, Indie Royale has released another mostly-fantastic indie game compilation. Known as the The Mayhem Bundle, players will get five indie titles that sufficiently "bring the pain" thr...
8:00 PM on 05.15.2013 Capcom explains digital-only Ace Attorney: Dual DestiniesWhen Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies leaves Japan this fall, it'll be available exclusively through the 3DS eShop. This reality of the publishing business has been met with backlash from some percentage of fans ...
1:45 PM on 05.15.2013 Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies gets a Japanese web demoCapcom has finally slapped a proper localized title onto Ace Attorney 5, hereby known as Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies, and will be bringing it out West this fall. Unfortunately, it will be an eShop-only relea...
5:00 PM on 05.14.2013 Review: Reef ShotI've never been scuba diving, though I imagine it can be quite the relaxing affair. Checking out the reefs, the fish, and just marveling at what is essentially a whole other world sounds pretty wonderful. It would stand to re...
5:15 PM on 05.13.2013 Take that! Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies out this fallFormerly known only as Ace Attorney 5 in the west, the upcoming game in the wacky lawyer adventure series has a new name: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies. Not only that, but it will see its digital release in t...
5:00 PM on 05.08.2013 Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded gets lucky May 31 for $19.99Some perverts burn and fade away, but Casanova Larry Laffer lives on in Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded, a remake of the 1987 debut arriving May 31 on PC, Mac, Linux, Android, and iOS. Desktop platforms cost $19.99 while the mob...
2:45 PM on 05.08.2013 The Night of the Rabbit trailer reveals plentyAfter playing a wee bit last week, I'm pretty excited about Daedalic's The Night of the Rabbit, and even more so after watching the new trailer. I only got to solve puzzles and cast spells in the first sixth of the adventure...
1:00 AM on 05.08.2013 A trio of indie games announced for the PS3, PS4, & VitaPlayStation had quite the day yesterday with all of its indie announcements. Earlier this morning they revealed a new supplemental section for the PlayStation Store to better highlight indie projects. Shortly after that they ...
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