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Spend $175, become Metrosexual Mario photo

There's never been a faster way to get your ass kicked and waste money than the Dolce and Gabbana Mario fanboy shirt, available at Saks Fifth Avenue for the overpaid white collar gamers with a wanton propensity to buy name brand garbage. Seriously, you easy buy a week's worth of better looking shirts at any online novelty nerdcore shop and pencil in the name brand of your choice on the tag. I'm so repulsed by it that I refuse to link to the product. This is a crime against sanity. The only losers that buy these shirts do so to talk about them, which is good because it makes them much easier to spot and "accidentally" spill soda and kerosene on them.

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BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 01/04/2007 14:55
hopefully polonium 210 is sewn inside
Hipple's Avatar
Hipple at 01/04/2007 14:56
what's wrong with the sleeves? They look torn...
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 01/04/2007 14:56
either that or laced with opium leaves
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 01/04/2007 14:57
You forgot the "Also cocks" tag, cause that guy is swallowing by the boat load.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 01/04/2007 14:57
That's ridiculous. You could get the same shirt at Hot Topic for twenty bucks, or any of those places you mentioned for less than that.
UncleRico's Avatar
UncleRico at 01/04/2007 15:00
Are you a hardcore gamer? Have you still not come out of the closet but really want to? Do we have a shirt for you. . .
joepekula's Avatar
joepekula at 01/04/2007 15:01
This shirt is ugly as sin.

Plus you could almost get a freaking Wii for this much.
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 01/04/2007 15:02
Stop making fun of me, guys........
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 01/04/2007 15:02
I heard Workman has like 10 of em.
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 01/04/2007 15:03
even mario looks gay. what a gamefaq
Danzuke's Avatar
Danzuke at 01/04/2007 15:12
ugh... this is like when I used to see loony toons tshirts made by some damn company for like $150 bucks

I can think of few things I hate more than the 'fashion' industry
Barbara's Avatar
Barbara at 01/04/2007 15:28





he star in anime
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 01/04/2007 15:36
The word ghey was invented for shit like this.
Analog Pidgin's Avatar
Analog Pidgin at 01/04/2007 15:47
I don't care whether D&G makes a kickass print, or stitched mario, or whatever. Let the rich funnel their money into stratifying video game culture.

BUT DAAAAAMN - that some moron will pay $175 for a cheap iron-on that came from a Nintendo Power from the 90s in order to be cool is really offensive.
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 01/04/2007 16:09
Confirmed.

Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 01/04/2007 19:39
I'm going to buy 3 of these and then ebay them for double the price. I can find absolutely no flaws in my plan.
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subwayslasher at 01/04/2007 22:13
Actually, the reason it's so expensive is because the iron-on was applied with Reggie's brow sweat - that makes anything a collector's item!
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 01/11/2007 22:50
Wtf does it even say on the shirt?
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 10/04/2007 18:41
No thanks.
c0dek's Avatar
c0dek at 01/04/2008 21:21
DO NOT WANT!
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