There's never been a faster way to get your ass kicked and waste money than the Dolce and Gabbana Mario fanboy shirt, available at Saks Fifth Avenue for the overpaid white collar gamers with a wanton propensity to buy name brand garbage. Seriously, you easy buy a week's worth of better looking shirts at any online novelty nerdcore shop and pencil in the name brand of your choice on the tag. I'm so repulsed by it that I refuse to link to the product. This is a crime against sanity. The only losers that buy these shirts do so to talk about them, which is good because it makes them much easier to spot and "accidentally" spill soda and kerosene on them.
You know what's cool? Transformers. You know what's not cool? That the Autobot symbol looks a little, well, emo. Have you really looked at it before? The robot mascot is sporting a frown face and looks like it's on the verge ...more
Mario likes to dress up as a bunch of different things in his various adventures, with the raccoon suit seemingly getting the most love. And now we know why, as he likes to go digging in trash cans with his raccoon buddies in...more
Donkey Kong is almost as old as the vidoegame industry itself and the big great gorilla has been in all sorts of different genres. Whether he was a bad guy or good guy, he always rocked a tie even in his first game as he scal...more