There's never been a faster way to get your ass kicked and waste money than the Dolce and Gabbana Mario fanboy shirt, available at Saks Fifth Avenue for the overpaid white collar gamers with a wanton propensity to buy name brand garbage. Seriously, you easy buy a week's worth of better looking shirts at any online novelty nerdcore shop and pencil in the name brand of your choice on the tag. I'm so repulsed by it that I refuse to link to the product. This is a crime against sanity. The only losers that buy these shirts do so to talk about them, which is good because it makes them much easier to spot and "accidentally" spill soda and kerosene on them.
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