There's never been a faster way to get your ass kicked and waste money than the Dolce and Gabbana Mario fanboy shirt, available at Saks Fifth Avenue for the overpaid white collar gamers with a wanton propensity to buy name brand garbage. Seriously, you easy buy a week's worth of better looking shirts at any online novelty nerdcore shop and pencil in the name brand of your choice on the tag. I'm so repulsed by it that I refuse to link to the product. This is a crime against sanity. The only losers that buy these shirts do so to talk about them, which is good because it makes them much easier to spot and "accidentally" spill soda and kerosene on them.

[Via GameDaily] 

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BahamutZero

hopefully polonium 210 is sewn inside

Hipple

what's wrong with the sleeves? They look torn...

Niero Gonzalez

either that or laced with opium leaves

Robert Summa

You forgot the "Also cocks" tag, cause that guy is swallowing by the boat load.

Darren Nakamura

That's ridiculous. You could get the same shirt at Hot Topic for twenty bucks, or any of those places you mentioned for less than that.

UncleRico

Are you a hardcore gamer? Have you still not come out of the closet but really want to? Do we have a shirt for you. . .

joepekula

This shirt is ugly as sin.

Plus you could almost get a freaking Wii for this much.

Toneman

Stop making fun of me, guys........

Robert Summa

I heard Workman has like 10 of em.

BahamutZero

even mario looks gay. what a gamefaq

Danzuke

ugh... this is like when I used to see loony toons tshirts made by some damn company for like $150 bucks

I can think of few things I hate more than the 'fashion' industry

he star in anime

Colette Bennett

The word ghey was invented for shit like this.

Analog Pidgin

I don't care whether D&G makes a kickass print, or stitched mario, or whatever. Let the rich funnel their money into stratifying video game culture.

BUT DAAAAAMN - that some moron will pay $175 for a cheap iron-on that came from a Nintendo Power from the 90s in order to be cool is really offensive.

Robert Summa

Confirmed.

Aaron Mxy Yost

I'm going to buy 3 of these and then ebay them for double the price. I can find absolutely no flaws in my plan.

subwayslasher

Actually, the reason it's so expensive is because the iron-on was applied with Reggie's brow sweat - that makes anything a collector's item!

Eschatos

Wtf does it even say on the shirt?

Fading Star

No thanks.

c0dek

DO NOT WANT!