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Spend $175, become Metrosexual Mario photo

There's never been a faster way to get your ass kicked and waste money than the Dolce and Gabbana Mario fanboy shirt, available at Saks Fifth Avenue for the overpaid white collar gamers with a wanton propensity to buy name brand garbage. Seriously, you easy buy a week's worth of better looking shirts at any online novelty nerdcore shop and pencil in the name brand of your choice on the tag. I'm so repulsed by it that I refuse to link to the product. This is a crime against sanity. The only losers that buy these shirts do so to talk about them, which is good because it makes them much easier to spot and "accidentally" spill soda and kerosene on them.

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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 14:55
BahamutZero
hopefully polonium 210 is sewn inside
Hipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 14:56
Hipple
what's wrong with the sleeves? They look torn...
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 14:56
Niero
either that or laced with opium leaves
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 14:57
World Famous
You forgot the "Also cocks" tag, cause that guy is swallowing by the boat load.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 14:57
Darren Nakamura
That's ridiculous. You could get the same shirt at Hot Topic for twenty bucks, or any of those places you mentioned for less than that.
UncleRico's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 15:00
UncleRico
Are you a hardcore gamer? Have you still not come out of the closet but really want to? Do we have a shirt for you. . .
joepekula's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 15:01
joepekula
This shirt is ugly as sin.

Plus you could almost get a freaking Wii for this much.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 15:02
Toneman
Stop making fun of me, guys........
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 15:02
World Famous
I heard Workman has like 10 of em.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 15:03
BahamutZero
even mario looks gay. what a gamefaq
Danzuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 15:12
Danzuke
ugh... this is like when I used to see loony toons tshirts made by some damn company for like $150 bucks

I can think of few things I hate more than the 'fashion' industry
's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 15:28
Neil





he star in anime
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 15:36
Colette Bennett
The word ghey was invented for shit like this.
Analog Pidgin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 15:47
Analog Pidgin
I don't care whether D&G makes a kickass print, or stitched mario, or whatever. Let the rich funnel their money into stratifying video game culture.

BUT DAAAAAMN - that some moron will pay $175 for a cheap iron-on that came from a Nintendo Power from the 90s in order to be cool is really offensive.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 16:09
World Famous
Confirmed.

Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 19:39
Aaron Mxy Yost
I'm going to buy 3 of these and then ebay them for double the price. I can find absolutely no flaws in my plan.
subwayslasher's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 22:13
subwayslasher
Actually, the reason it's so expensive is because the iron-on was applied with Reggie's brow sweat - that makes anything a collector's item!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 22:50
Eschatos
Wtf does it even say on the shirt?
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/04/2007 18:41
Fading Star
No thanks.
c0dek's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 21:21
c0dek
DO NOT WANT!
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