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As if this game couldn't get any weirder, it appears that they've packed in more oddities since the beta that we sampled last year.  Among the differences are  soothing voiceover intermissions each time a new exercise is introduced. You'll have to watch the video to understand the dark humor/creepiness of it. For example, here is the description of The Chauffeur:
As the form baton turns, so do the earth and all upon it, from liver to liverymen...
We can only imagine children laughing at this nervously, looking at each other for a clue. Make no mistake -- there's plenty in Warioware for big kids too. Alcohol and hallucinogenic hard drugs sold seperately.







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scrape's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 10:47
scrape
I've got a gift voucher with wario's name on it
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 10:48
Buster
wow...that was one CALM voice
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 10:49
Snaileb
hahahahha creepy. So wait, if sold seperatley, wtf did I preorder?
loquax's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:02
loquax
Did warioware come out in europe before america or something? I've had it for a while.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:10
Topher Cantler
That sounds like Jeff Bridges. o_O
xxeyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:11
xxeyes
I read the "Iwata Asks" article about Warioware and the voiceover came up in the questioning. It turns out they decided a Canadian voice would best suit the wackiness of the rest of the game. A Canadian employee [mail guy, intern, or something not related to the game production...can't remember] walked by and they asked him to do it. It seems that a lot of elements of the game came into existence with such chance and silliness.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:13
Jordan Devore
I can't wait to get this freaking game.
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:23
Milofo
Katana! Shuriken!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:59
Justice
HAHA it sounds like the guy from Iron Chef who used to describe the food, just slowed down.
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 12:01
Cruds
Just awesome!
Winston Churchill's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 12:11
Winston Churchill
My girlfriend was playing her DS when I started playing WarioWare. As soon as the voice started talking over "The Remote Control" she asked for a go. Nintendo win again.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 12:22
Aaron Mxy Yost
I feel so relaxed now. All my troubles are melting awa... zzzz....
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 13:00
Chris Taran
@loquax

Yep, Warioware just came out in the States. For once you got something before we did!
xxeyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 13:05
xxeyes
Actually, he sounds a bit like Boyd Rice to me.
fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 13:39
fromagex
omg this is officially the best wii game so far. totally love it
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 14:08
TheBrain
I laughed out loud when he swerved off the road to miss the monkeys. This game is hilarious.
sirmoosh's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 14:21
sirmoosh
Haha great. Now I am leaving to pick up that game.
fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 14:22
fromagex
the nintendo level is effing spectacular
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 14:27
zaqu
nintendo innovative nawwwwwww......
Rbj's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 14:38
Rbj
Its an excellent game, I just wish it had some more depth.
fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 14:48
fromagex
and i beat it....


very short but super fun
Shin Green Carnage's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 14:53
Shin Green Carnage
sweet. imma go buy it now
cannedpasta's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 15:00
cannedpasta
This reminds me of the "Spinning Donuts" flash animations.

The donuts blink in unison.

The donuts spin....

go, donut go. Spin donut, spin.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 15:48
Lezbro
The voiceover seems like a not-so-subtle homage to Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts on SNL.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey

Also...

It reminds me of Al Gore.
mandlebaum123's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 17:04
mandlebaum123
Jack Handey was the first thing that came to mind. This game looks like so much fun, I am having a hard time not buying it. Just no cash.
Sunwoo22's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 17:05
Sunwoo22
The voiceover really sounds like Donald Sutherland.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 19:53
wario67
form baton so badass
that sounds better then the willmote
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