Quantcast


Sony to show off the PS3 wand thingy at GDC photo

It's the ball on a stick. The wand thingy. The "Arc." Whatever it is, Sony is going to show it it off at PS3 at next month's Game Developers Conference.

In an hour-long presentation called "Introducing the PlayStation 3 Motion Controller," SCEA's Platform Research Manager David Coombes and Kirk Bender will show off the tech publicly at the conference on March 11th, the first proper showing since last year's E3.

I think it would be in Sony's best interest to show off actual games and not just tech demos this time around. While this is a show for developers, I'm sure they realize that gaming press will work their way into the room to see what's going down with their glowsticks. We'll be there to heckle observe.








More gaming stories around the web. Got news? Submit yours to tips@destructoid.com

Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools. Meet the rest of the team



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

55 comments | showing # 1 to 50
prev
next 50 comments

Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:22
Rammstein
Omg that image should be censored--Oh wait.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:24
RenegadePanda
You need to mark this as NSFW.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:24
Rockvillian
Ugh does the end have to be bulbous and pink?
JamnOnTheOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:24
JamnOnTheOne
Still hoping that GDC goes back to being closed door to press.
chris24680's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:24
chris24680
Sony design brief:
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE DILDO
The Passenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:27
The Passenger
I hope they show games, and one of them is Heavy Rain, since that's the only game I can think of at all that would actually be a better game if it had motion controls instead of more traditional ones.
Water Dookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:28
Water Dookie
LOL that's too damn funny. Seriously what was Sony thinking when they made that thing?
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:30
CRAZYAPE69
as Chad Warden would say, ''looks like a dildo''
Piellar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:32
Piellar
The Arc blog cycle:

1 - Mention of tech demoes and funny names for the peripheral
2 - Lack of actually interesting game where it might be used
3 - Commenters mock the shape/name and move away
Vigu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:34
Vigu
It looks like a glowing marraca to me, but what do I know. I hope they release two of them (one in each hand), it just wouldnt feel right to hold one of those in one hand and a controller in the other like they did in a previous press conference. I still think it needs a joystick though.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:34
PappaDukes
Damn, I thought the pink-ball-dealy was just the prototype design. This clitoris design is actually happening!?
Bakewell's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:35
Bakewell
Even calling it a wand is majorly ghey, brings up connotations of harry potter.

Also, dildo dildo DILDO.
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:36
KwikPwn
Looks like the fanboys were right, that thing's much less ridiculous than Natal is. xP
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:36
jawshoeuh
Man that thing looks terrible... I don't think I could bring that thing into my house with good conscience and have it visible in my living room. And I love my ps3 so don't bother with any noise.
janoDX's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:42
janoDX
"Introduction to the Sony Dildo"

1-Take the controller
2-Put it on some hole on your body
3-Introduce the dildo in the hole
Insane Enigma's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:43
Insane Enigma
How is it even possible that they made the design even worse than it was before?
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:43
FatherChesz
Ha, kids might learn something from Adventures in Sex City after all.
Adam Zikowski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:44
Adam Zikowski
buahahaha! WTF IS THIS!? XD
Vigu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:46
Vigu
So Im guessing the Arc Motion Plus would be a condom shaped device you place on the tip perhaps?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:47
mix
It does look retarded but it could be fun, you'll never know!
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:49
KwikPwn
If Ninja's worked for Sony:

Ninja Please!
wardprod's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:53
wardprod
RIDGE RACER!!!!11one
Forest Green Lantern's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:53
Forest Green Lantern
I showed my wife the pic of the thing without the header and asked her what she thought it was. Her first guess was a microphone. I laughed and said no. Her second guess had me on the floor. She said anal probe? lmao Way to go Sony!!!
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:54
randombullseye
Every time I see that, I think of the magic wand.

Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 12:55
Mr Andy Dixon
I wonder if it has a rumble feature?

If so, I know what the mrs is getting for her birthday...
NEXSUS's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 13:03
NEXSUS
Show games? Why not fake videos like Microsoft did with Natal? I'm sure you loved it, Dale North.

Sony's E3 tech demos were way more impressive than anything Microsoft showed with Natal till this day.
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 13:05
matty125
That looks nasty.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 13:17
pedrovay2003
@Rockvillian


Yeah, it bulbous, but at least it doesn't STAY pink


As for the controller itself, I don't care what it looks like as long as it works. I still say this will kick the shit out of Natal.
Mornelithe's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 13:17
Mornelithe
Hehe, well, Sony realizes that most gamers will spend the majority of their lives as virgins, so why not make the controller look like a clitoris, so that they can identify things later in life.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 13:19
hpv
Sony Sexaxis Motion Controller, Dale.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 13:22
Elsa
Lord... I hope Sony is reading the comments and changes their design look! Yeah... it's something you would want to keep hidden in your bedroom drawer.
bruceleethree's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 13:34
bruceleethree
I hope it can open portals to dimensions we've never seen.

I dreamed a dream..
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 13:49
Mr Andy Dixon
@NEXSUS

You have an amazing knack for boiling everything down to the basics. In your mind, if someone makes fun of Arc, they must love Natal. If they like Forza, they must hate GT. If they find chocolate tasty, vanilla may as well be warm, salty semen.

The internet has a term for that kind of thinking. I just can't remember what it is right now...
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 13:54
Rammstein
If my mom saw this in my games drawer when I was a kid, she would disown me.

Just sayin' Sony.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 13:59
BS3 Owner
My copy of Resident Evil 5 : Alternative Edition... Is on it's way to my door.
(( You know the actual first SONY Arc Motion Controlled game. ))

You know:
RE4 for Wii = RE5:AE for PS3

All i need now is the "Arc" ""BulbousDildo"".
Better than what M$'s jumping up & down like an absolute moron will be.
(( I can see the 13-16 year old NATAL users now. M$'s so proud. ))

/Shedding Tear
wardprod's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 14:07
wardprod
@BS3 Owner

this
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 14:13
HEL105
@BS3 Owner
No, it's definitely not better. They're both desperate, way to late grabs for the motion control crowd, and they both will probably be wastes of time.
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 14:14
HEL105
*too
m_earendil's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 14:34
m_earendil
This only proves it... whoever was interested in motion controlled games, already has a Wii and won't give a crap about Natal or Sony's Watchamacallit... and those that weren't interested, are not gonna use these dorky things (at least not for it's intended purpose. Wanna bet when we'll see the first Sony wand porn vids?)
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 14:41
BS3 Owner
@ HEL105

I believe that M$ actually may have indeed bitten more than it can chew.

(( How the heck are you supposed to remember the Instructions. For what does what from game to game w/NATAL? Seriously the last thing i do when playing games. Is read the damn manual. ))
Jay Me's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 14:53
Jay Me
Sony Arc for her & Fleshlight for him. Everybody's happy.
MrJohans0n's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 14:56
MrJohans0n
Sony should drop out of the controller business and start making sex toys, I think it's their destiny.
MadridGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 15:02
MadridGamer
@Piellar

2 - Lack of actually interesting game where it might be used

Ninja Gaiden Sigma 3
Heavenly Sword 2
The Force Unleashed 2

Any game in which you wield a sword, an axe, a wand or a club. Should I go on?
Jay Me's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 15:11
Jay Me
They would certainly make more money selling sex toys.
zll Niho llz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 15:20
zll Niho llz
PS3Dildo.
father33's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 15:27
father33
WTF is wrong with Sony's design team???
trimbletoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 16:03
trimbletoon
i dont understand why everybody isnt asking why microsoft hasnt made such a bigger deal of natal at this point when they did last year? i think of all the ''motion'' controllers this one is the most pargmatic, buttons and motion control, it fits the middle ground in a way that natal and the wii (at the moment) cant!
Jay Me's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 16:35
Jay Me
X1251 you have mushrooms on your wang? I'd give the doctors a call, that could be a fungal infection.
Solid Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 16:35
Solid Squirrel
Makes you wonder what the circle button's for on it.
HOLY TACO's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 17:28
HOLY TACO
@X1251

If you don't think the Arc resembles the basic shape of a dick you're blind. Also this dildo resembles a dick far more than some of the other random sex toys: it's long, with a black shaft and a bulbous pink head. Sounds like a dick to me. The shapes pretty different, but the basic idea it evokes when you first see it is 'oh a dildo'.
prev next 50 comments

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!