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I hope they show games, and one of them is Heavy Rain, since that's the only game I can think of at all that would actually be a better game if it had motion controls instead of more traditional ones.
The Arc blog cycle:
1 - Mention of tech demoes and funny names for the peripheral
2 - Lack of actually interesting game where it might be used
3 - Commenters mock the shape/name and move away
1 - Mention of tech demoes and funny names for the peripheral
2 - Lack of actually interesting game where it might be used
3 - Commenters mock the shape/name and move away
It looks like a glowing marraca to me, but what do I know. I hope they release two of them (one in each hand), it just wouldnt feel right to hold one of those in one hand and a controller in the other like they did in a previous press conference. I still think it needs a joystick though.
Damn, I thought the pink-ball-dealy was just the prototype design. This clitoris design is actually happening!?
Even calling it a wand is majorly ghey, brings up connotations of harry potter.
Also, dildo dildo DILDO.
Also, dildo dildo DILDO.
Man that thing looks terrible... I don't think I could bring that thing into my house with good conscience and have it visible in my living room. And I love my ps3 so don't bother with any noise.
"Introduction to the Sony Dildo"
1-Take the controller
2-Put it on some hole on your body
3-Introduce the dildo in the hole
1-Take the controller
2-Put it on some hole on your body
3-Introduce the dildo in the hole
I showed my wife the pic of the thing without the header and asked her what she thought it was. Her first guess was a microphone. I laughed and said no. Her second guess had me on the floor. She said anal probe? lmao Way to go Sony!!!
Show games? Why not fake videos like Microsoft did with Natal? I'm sure you loved it, Dale North.
Sony's E3 tech demos were way more impressive than anything Microsoft showed with Natal till this day.
Sony's E3 tech demos were way more impressive than anything Microsoft showed with Natal till this day.
@Rockvillian
Yeah, it bulbous, but at least it doesn't STAY pink
As for the controller itself, I don't care what it looks like as long as it works. I still say this will kick the shit out of Natal.
Yeah, it bulbous, but at least it doesn't STAY pink
As for the controller itself, I don't care what it looks like as long as it works. I still say this will kick the shit out of Natal.
Hehe, well, Sony realizes that most gamers will spend the majority of their lives as virgins, so why not make the controller look like a clitoris, so that they can identify things later in life.
Lord... I hope Sony is reading the comments and changes their design look! Yeah... it's something you would want to keep hidden in your bedroom drawer.
@NEXSUS
You have an amazing knack for boiling everything down to the basics. In your mind, if someone makes fun of Arc, they must love Natal. If they like Forza, they must hate GT. If they find chocolate tasty, vanilla may as well be warm, salty semen.
The internet has a term for that kind of thinking. I just can't remember what it is right now...
You have an amazing knack for boiling everything down to the basics. In your mind, if someone makes fun of Arc, they must love Natal. If they like Forza, they must hate GT. If they find chocolate tasty, vanilla may as well be warm, salty semen.
The internet has a term for that kind of thinking. I just can't remember what it is right now...
My copy of Resident Evil 5 : Alternative Edition... Is on it's way to my door.
(( You know the actual first SONY Arc Motion Controlled game. ))
You know:
RE4 for Wii = RE5:AE for PS3
All i need now is the "Arc" ""BulbousDildo"".
Better than what M$'s jumping up & down like an absolute moron will be.
(( I can see the 13-16 year old NATAL users now. M$'s so proud. ))
/Shedding Tear
(( You know the actual first SONY Arc Motion Controlled game. ))
You know:
RE4 for Wii = RE5:AE for PS3
All i need now is the "Arc" ""BulbousDildo"".
Better than what M$'s jumping up & down like an absolute moron will be.
(( I can see the 13-16 year old NATAL users now. M$'s so proud. ))
/Shedding Tear
@BS3 Owner
No, it's definitely not better. They're both desperate, way to late grabs for the motion control crowd, and they both will probably be wastes of time.
No, it's definitely not better. They're both desperate, way to late grabs for the motion control crowd, and they both will probably be wastes of time.
This only proves it... whoever was interested in motion controlled games, already has a Wii and won't give a crap about Natal or Sony's Watchamacallit... and those that weren't interested, are not gonna use these dorky things (at least not for it's intended purpose. Wanna bet when we'll see the first Sony wand porn vids?)
@ HEL105
I believe that M$ actually may have indeed bitten more than it can chew.
(( How the heck are you supposed to remember the Instructions. For what does what from game to game w/NATAL? Seriously the last thing i do when playing games. Is read the damn manual. ))
I believe that M$ actually may have indeed bitten more than it can chew.
(( How the heck are you supposed to remember the Instructions. For what does what from game to game w/NATAL? Seriously the last thing i do when playing games. Is read the damn manual. ))
Sony should drop out of the controller business and start making sex toys, I think it's their destiny.
@Piellar
2 - Lack of actually interesting game where it might be used
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 3
Heavenly Sword 2
The Force Unleashed 2
Any game in which you wield a sword, an axe, a wand or a club. Should I go on?
2 - Lack of actually interesting game where it might be used
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 3
Heavenly Sword 2
The Force Unleashed 2
Any game in which you wield a sword, an axe, a wand or a club. Should I go on?
i dont understand why everybody isnt asking why microsoft hasnt made such a bigger deal of natal at this point when they did last year? i think of all the ''motion'' controllers this one is the most pargmatic, buttons and motion control, it fits the middle ground in a way that natal and the wii (at the moment) cant!
X1251 you have mushrooms on your wang? I'd give the doctors a call, that could be a fungal infection.
@X1251
If you don't think the Arc resembles the basic shape of a dick you're blind. Also this dildo resembles a dick far more than some of the other random sex toys: it's long, with a black shaft and a bulbous pink head. Sounds like a dick to me. The shapes pretty different, but the basic idea it evokes when you first see it is 'oh a dildo'.
If you don't think the Arc resembles the basic shape of a dick you're blind. Also this dildo resembles a dick far more than some of the other random sex toys: it's long, with a black shaft and a bulbous pink head. Sounds like a dick to me. The shapes pretty different, but the basic idea it evokes when you first see it is 'oh a dildo'.
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