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Sony: The PS3 is an onion

7:40 PM on 07.16.2009   |   Jim Sterling

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Sony has done a lot of talking when it comes to the PS3's strengths and weaknesses, much to my chagrin. Industry Gamers has been encouraging Sony to talk just a bit more, speaking with VP of Product Development Scott Rohde. Rohde thinks the PS3 is so powerful that it's an onion. Metaphorically, of course.

"The way I like to look at what the PS3 can do is that we're still peeling back layers of the onion and finding even more that the SPUs can pull off," says Rohde, bigging up the system's horsepower. "From first-hand experience, when you talk to developers and they realize -- especially when talking about a sequel -- that they can throw a lot of tasks at those SPUs, freeing up the main processor to do a lot more than they thought, that's exciting to developers. It's exciting for them when they see they've just scratched the surface of what PS3 can do."

Rohde also followed the corporate line when boasting about PS3 exclusives: "We firmly believe in our first-party software strategy. I think it's not a short-term strategy; it's a very long-term, calculated strategy to say that we put the bulk of our investment into exclusive first-party titles, and they're all must haves,” he said. “When you look at this lineup of triple-A titles coming in the next 12-18 months, it's very strong and it's going to bring more people to the PS3, which is something we calculate and we're excited about."

That, my friends, is why Michael Pachter thinks the PS3 will win. Because it's a calculated onion.








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mastashake714420's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 19:52
mastashake714420
is it a lemon or onion a bad thing ha ha that sucks i like my ps3 why is it jim you love and loath your ps3 and then it kinda seems you bash on it but you love it at the same time i dont get it ?
nice clothes's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 19:54
nice clothes
Onion. Gotcha. Now stop talking about root vegetables and processing power and start making games I want to buy, and please, please make them look better than their inevitable xb360 counterparts, because all things being equal, the stupidity that is gamer points is going to tip that scale.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 19:56
Necro BABS
I hate onions
mastashake714420's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 19:59
mastashake714420
@ nice clothes you got to admit tropheys are gay as hell with the level system i mean like a hundred almost 2 hundred bronze tropheys how could you be still level 4 or 5 if your lucky give me a breack
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:02
BulletMagnet
No Shrek references yet?
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:04
SilverDragon1979
Ogres are also like onions. Does that mean the PS3 is like an ogre? Big and stupid, but powerful!
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:08
whormongr
the PS3 makes me cry.
LOLFONDU's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:11
LOLFONDU
Nope. This ones not true guys, because when I sliced open the ps3 with a knife I did not cry at all.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:11
Jack Maverick
PS3s can grow white hairs if you leave them out in the sun for too long as well. It's true, I've done it. My PS3 looks just like Gandalf right now.
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:21
AlienGuy18
PS3s are NOT like parfaits. EVERYBODY likes parfaits. PS3s, not so much.
InfraredChimera's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:22
InfraredChimera
So did Sony just say there console stinks?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:42
Darren Nakamura
Hahahahahah, did they really just compare their game console to an onion? I do agree, Jim, they really need to STFU.
Lenore Coffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:42
Lenore Coffee
There is weight to this argument, analogies and onion-jokes aside (one of my favorite vegetables anyway). Considering how long the PS3 has been on the market and how long it takes to develop large, big-budget games, the titles coming out now and in the near future are just starting to scratch the surface of what the console is capable of achieving. I mean, come on--the fucking thing can make a SUPERCOMPUTER...or several of the fucking things, anyway.
Doos's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:47
Doos
Y'know what you get when you peel back the layers of an onion? More onion. Not better, different onion, just onion.
bluki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:48
bluki
PS3=OGRE!
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:49
Isay Isay
No need to get dicey everyone. I'm not going to mince words here, but Sony has shallot of room to make up. They should be doing all they can to ensure their lineup sells as much as possible, I mean allium.

/ONIONS!!!
michaelb99's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:51
michaelb99
i know ps3 on pizza
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 20:54
Maurice Tan
Will wait for TheOnion's take on this.
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 21:04
Paul Soth
"It's like an onion: cutting the price will make us cry!"

Okay, it's out of the way now.
Midgetsnowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 21:10
Midgetsnowman
@Lenore Coffee: that says pretty much absolutely nothing. You can m ake a supercomputer with a linux install disc and a bunch of outdated computers wired together too, y'now.
CloneTrooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 21:25
CloneTrooper
Ahhh...

So its an Onion...When you use it alot it makes you cry...

I understand PS3 Users now. Thankyou Sony.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 21:28
Joanna Mueller
but I don't want to play games on an onion.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 21:35
Los255
The only company still playing the "LOL MEGABYTES" card. Why he thinks the main public is concerned with it, I don't know, but that's one thing that is definitely not grabbing my attention towards the PS3. Give us the good exclusives, and they'll do fine.
killatia's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 21:47
killatia
Wow, they compared there system to a food that literally makes people cry!
pandarelated's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 21:54
pandarelated
i see it like this. if nobi nobi boy was on XBLA.. girl would already be on to the next planet.. if not farther. but.. its on PSN.. so. girl is just past the moon. the ps3 does not have a long term exciting plan. they lunched their bluray. they now get a % of all blue-ray disks sold. they win on that front.
IAmSancho's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 22:09
IAmSancho
Dear Sony,

What good does a 10 year cycle do if the first 5-6 years of said cycle are crap?
mastashake714420's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 22:30
mastashake714420
ed hardy wtf !
ration's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2009 23:53
ration
@ wanderingpixel

ya I remembered the shrek thing too, you beat me to it...
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 00:03
Chronic Logic
Why the fuck didn't they just peeled the onion right at the begining istead of taking years to slowly peel of each layer?
dgschrei's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 00:39
dgschrei
@Chronic Logic
Exactly. It must be sooo exciting for the devs when they achieve something after years of hard work that could have been done in a few weeks/months on a less fucked up complicated system.
If I were a dev I'd be so grateful to Sony that they built artifical hurdles into their system. Because those hurdles gave me the awesome feeling of achievement. Yeah for sure.

Jim you were absolutely right. They just need to STFU. They made the same mistake that they already did with the PS2. They built a system that was unnecessarily complicated to program for. Only difference in this generation is: This time their console came last instead of first and there is actual real competition. And that's why they're falling flat on their nose with their "hidden potential" strategy. Just a little hint Sony: Accessable potential > hidden potential.

Also: You don't compare your product to a vegetable that isn't nice to look at, stinks, makes you cry if you try to cook it and gives you gas after you ate it. That's just horrendous marketing.
Kaden101's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 00:48
Kaden101
They are trying to stem the flow of tears by peeling away slowly.

pandarelated, Nobi Nobi Boy was at Mars weeks ago.
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 01:02
Havoc Fang
Nobody should have commented on this. They just CALLED the PS3 and ONION. NO NEED TO DISCUSS.
Redeye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 01:20
Redeye
Havoc Fang: Unfortunately, yes there is - the need to discuss the sheer, unmitigated stupidity of Sony's mouthpieces. The absolute inanity of everything that falls out their cakeholes is worthy of mockery, abuse and outright facepalming.

Also, vegetable analogies = so beyond WTF, I'm not even sure the correct terminology's been invented yet.
Genebeef's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 01:29
Genebeef
*rollseyes* another "untapped potential" PR line.
Mike Moran's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 02:45
Mike Moran
So.... Sony hired Shrek to do their PR now?
Haizeus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 03:58
Haizeus
I love onions. I eat them like apples. Wait, what's going on in this article?
ChaosTeaCup's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 05:10
ChaosTeaCup
*sobs*


(with laughter)
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 06:38
ikiryou
I think that the PS3 and Sony, if combined, would be Garlic. While the PS3 is extremely powerful, the stench given off from Sony's crackheaded PR people when they run their mouths drives people away.
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 10:03
silvain
As my granddad used to say, "When onions are $499, and you don't have $499; onions are too expensive."
Bodb's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 10:04
Bodb
And once again, Sony tries to market the PS3 as something that it's pretty shitty at. Hey, fuck playing games, our console is also a vegetable!
Br0th3rGr1mm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 10:33
Br0th3rGr1mm
Jim obviously missed the point (or just intentionally mistyped to further his "Sony must die" agenda). His anti-PS3 propoganda is becoming difficult to resist....

The PS3 is obviously a calculating onion WITH embedded long term strategery.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 15:40
Holyetheline
All the good onion jokes have been used.
michaelb99's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 21:54
michaelb99
ps3 with armour= onion knight
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