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Sony is winning the console war according to a CNBC writer's 16-year-old son photo

CNBC reporter Jane Wells wrote a piece yesterday titled “The Ultimate Proof Sony Is Winning”. Wow, that’s a pretty bold claim to declare someone is winning the console war this early on. So how does Jane know that Sony is winning? Has she been doing a ton of research? Has she been looking into the mind of Michael Patcher? Maybe she has a magical crystal ball! Actually, it’s none of that. She’s come to the conclusion that Sony is winning based on what her 16-year-old son has told her. 

You see, Jane’s son wasn’t really a Sony fan. He was a die-hard Xbox fan and nothing more. That is until he saw the Sony press conference on G4. As soon as he saw Metal Gear Solid 4 and all of the other PS3 exclusives in the works, he took all of his Xbox 360 stuff to GameStop and traded them in for a PS3 and Metal Gear Solid 4

That’s it. Because the CNBC writer’s son traded in all of his Xbox stuff, Sony has become the winner. Rrriiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhht.

Jane had a follow up post later in the day showing off some of the "fan mail" she received. She responded to one particular e-mail that called her out on the fact that she didn’t show proof that Sony is winning. She responded with the NPD report from last week (nevermind that she said “Forget the NPD sales figures” in her original write-up) showing that Sony out did Microsoft last month. Yeah, Sony beat out Microsoft in sales for last month, but the NPD data also shows the Nintendo Wii as the new number one console leader, out doing the Xbox 360. So if anyone is winning the console war, it's Nintendo for the time being.

In unrelated news, my Rice Krispies cereal told me this morning that Atari was staging a comeback in the console wars next year. It also told me this week's Mega Millions Lottery numbers are 4, 23, 15, 6, 24 and waffle. Mmm, waffles. 

[Via ReclusiveSpirit's C Blog -- Also, what is up with the douchebag GameStop employee? Jane's kid asked the GameStop employee how a used copy of MGS 4 can be as good as a new copy to which the employee responded "Because PlayStation players are ninjas!" I thought I was reading NotAlwaysRight there for a second.]


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Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 12:12
Orionsaint
mistype corrected - Nintendo doesn't count, they've captured the hearts and minds of the ignorant and people who enjoy a nice fad.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 12:16
Sharpless
@ReclusiveSpirit
"Lighter" usually means "not entirely serious." Someone, please, email this woman with your concerns. I'm sure she'll probably slap you, piss on your head, and tell you that the story was not meant as proper, serious analysis. Or at least the third one.

Also, I'm frequently disappointed in this site's most regular/popular users, these days.
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 12:25
mrplow8
I liked the part where Playstation users are ninjas.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 12:32
B-Radicate
And her editors let her post that shit as real news? Fucking a.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 12:36
brainderailment
What's this kid's name? John Conner?
What do ninjas have to do with disks getting scratched? Probably the same type of person that works at the gamestops around here. High... always.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 12:42
DaedHead8
Atari is coming back! woooo! Atari 1080 here I come!
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 12:50
Knives
Cobra already said what I did, but yeah, seriously! The "ultimate video game expert" learned about MGS4 at this year's E3 :O?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:24
mix
Fucking A+, I am a ninja!
JudgeCid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 14:58
JudgeCid
Sony is losing. Statistically Nintendo is leading, followed by Microsoft. The PS3 was a huge disappointment and everyone knows it. Plus Sony lost exclusivity to Final Fantasy. That's gonna hurt them a bit I think.
Tet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 18:36
Tet
A better question in all this would be "someone pays her money to write that?" It was as funny as getting kicked in the nuts. Hey baby, go to the onion and see how it's done.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 20:06
TrailerParkJesus
If she's just messing around, then she's gotta be the most professional of trolls. It's weird because you hear CNBC and imagine business suits and corporate, and you don't make the connection. Like I said, not worth worrying about.
Halidar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:32
Halidar
PS3 winning the console wars!? Thats as likely as Duke Nukem forever! Ha.....oh wait....I can't say that anymore.....
Damn you 3d realms!!! daaaaaamn yooouuuu!1!!!
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 23:11
Im OK
@Sharpless

Also, I'm frequently disappointed in this site's most regular/popular users, these days.

Seconded, and how.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 00:37
Hamza CTZ Aziz
TrailerParkJesus at 07/22/2008 20:06

If she's just messing around, then she's gotta be the most professional of trolls. It's weird because you hear CNBC and imagine business suits and corporate, and you don't make the connection. Like I said, not worth worrying about.

I don't expect CNBC to be light hearted in their news. Plus, if it was meant to be light hearted, her fully up post makes it like she's not being lighthearted. Funny thing is, if she titled her piece something else, no one would have given a shit.
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 03:00
Too Much Coffee Man
BREAKING NEWS!

THIS JUST IN!

TV Reporter's son impulsive, gullible, easily persuaded. More at 11'.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:15
Daxelman
BREAKING NEWS!

THIS JUST IN!

People say Frak instead of Fuck. More shittery at 11.
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