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Sony beats down IGN's PSP 2 rumors with an iron fist photo

A rumor surfaced last night via Jessica Chobot's IGN blog (and then here afterwards) about possible specs of the PSP 2. While the source was anonymous, the specs were certainly worth talking about: there was mention of an Ericsson logo, no UMD drive, a screen flipped out w/ keyboard underneath (QWERTY style) and more.

MCV spoke to "a source close to Sony" directly about the rumor, resulting in a rather fiery reply:

"Clearly, being a quiet time of year, many, what we thought to be credible websites, are making up stories about stories about PSP2, and how it allows you to teleport across the globe, travel through time, and will be powered by the horns of baby rhinoceroses," Sony explained. "Hopefully, you can sense a mild tone of sarcasm, which should hopefully indicate how 'on the money' IGN are. Needless to say, we don't comment on rumour or speculation, but this is nonsense."

Wow. That's kind of mean (not to mention not so professionally worded), but since the source is as anonymous as the rumor itself. I'm not surprised. Of course, there is still no official word that says no for sure, so people in the mood to speculate could potentially do so endlessly. Think any of these rumors have any reality to them?








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Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 13:23
Poopface Morty
Holy cow. What a fucking dick.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 13:26
MrSadistic
Give the person who said that quote a god damn promotion.
Son of BaconSandwhich's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 13:27
Son of BaconSandwhich
I don't know about you guys, but that sounds fishy. Almost as if they are making it soon, but hiding the fact with pointless anger. Almost like they are in denial, maybe?
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 13:29
Dimly
WTF am I going to do with all these dead baby rhinoceroses!?

Damnit!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 13:31
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Jesus fuck, that's quote of the year right there, hahah
bastardmaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 13:41
bastardmaster
the angrier the response the more on the money the rumor is if the past is doomed to repeat itself.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 13:48
BulletTrain
Best. response. ever.
Pushtrak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 13:50
Pushtrak
Anybody else here think that this isn't too far off what they will announce with their PR anyway? I mean, the PS2 was like "Entering the Matrix" the PS3 offers "4D gaming".

I mean, whats next for Sony? This?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 13:50
Tubatic
"Needless to say, we don't comment on rumour or speculation, but this is nonsense."

I love the mixing of stock answer and "what the hell are you talkin about?!" lolz
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 14:02
mix
"....powered by the horns of baby rhinoceroses"

Totally want it right NOW!
LazySAGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 14:30
LazySAGamer
Normally I find your images amusing but this one crosses the line I feel. It's not funny being discriminate against anyone and this kind of crap shouldn't be allowed by the editors.

I am pretty sure The Baroness has enough problems dealing with gaming geeks on a daily basis and doesn't deserve to be treated like this from you guys.
heyricochet's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 14:38
heyricochet
@LazySAGamer: Its a line from the RetroforceGO! Podcast. Also, this post was made by Colette, another one of the gaming ladies of Destructoid.
Spectreman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 14:42
Spectreman
* Nothing is better than the Nintendo executive who had denied the new DS design one day before the DS Lite was announced.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 15:35
Mr Wrighty 987
"Clearly, being a quiet time of year, many, what we thought to be credible websites, are making up stories about stories about PSP2, and how it allows you to teleport across the globe, travel through time, and will be powered by the horns of baby rhinoceroses,"

that made me laugh for 10 mins, i love you sony
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 15:42
Pangloss
They're denying it, THAT MEANS ITS TROOO!
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 16:21
Loogibot
In two days from now, not only will this post disappear mysteriously, but stock prices for the horns of baby rhinoceros will skyrocket.
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 17:40
ProperlyParanoid
"PSP2, and how it allows you to teleport across the globe, travel through time"

Time and Relative Dimension in Games?
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 21:49
Black Nexus
this man needs to take over phil harrison's job
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 22:06
Colette Bennett
@lazySAgamer - Jessica is a personal friend of mine, and I am sure she laughed at the humor of the post and picture I chose just as much as I did. Chill out.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 00:21
thisissami
<3 if sony had quotes like this on everything, i would love them so much
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 06:22
Poopface Morty
"Normally I find your images amusing but this one crosses the line I feel. It's not funny being discriminate against anyone and this kind of crap shouldn't be allowed by the editors. "
Lazy, I'm about as liberal as you can get, but even I think that is a big stretch in this instance. Personally, I laughed pretty hard.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 09:07
Sam Spectre
lmfao wow, such an awesome response.
LazySAGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 15:17
LazySAGamer
@Colette, and this goes to show that different societies view things differently. If you know her and she is not offended then I take it all back.

I still think the picture is crap and offensive but there you go....
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