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Sonic Unleashed trailer has music that doesn't suck, also Sonic is Jesus


1:09 PM on 10.25.2008



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The latest Sonic Unleashed trailer has water walking. This cements my long-standing theory that Sonic the Hedgehog is actually the Son of God, our Lord The Baby Jesus Christ. Also, I am still yet to be dissuaded from my other theory that Sonic Unleashed is a good game.

The music is good, the gameplay is fun and the graphics are gorgeous. I hereby declare that if I do not enjoy Sonic Unleashed when I play it for our Destructoid review, I will spike my hair, paint both it and my face blue, and spend a day's work publicly displaying my sick hedgehog visage online for all to see. 

Also, I'll toss one off over Sonic and Knuckles Yaoi. It's sad how certain I am that such stuff exists.






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