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The latest Sonic Unleashed trailer has water walking. This cements my long-standing theory that Sonic the Hedgehog is actually the Son of God, our Lord The Baby Jesus Christ. Also, I am still yet to be dissuaded from my other theory that Sonic Unleashed is a good game.
The music is good, the gameplay is fun and the graphics are gorgeous. I hereby declare that if I do not enjoy Sonic Unleashed when I play it for our Destructoid review, I will spike my hair, paint both it and my face blue, and spend a day's work publicly displaying my sick hedgehog visage online for all to see.
Also, I'll toss one off over Sonic and Knuckles Yaoi. It's sad how certain I am that such stuff exists.
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1:09 PM on 10.25.2008
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But for all of us here at d-toid's sake, I hope it turns out horribly and you don't enjoy it because the reward is worth it.
Rule 34, Jim
As for this trailer. I'd like to disagree about the gameplay. Considering what a load of crap Sonic The Hedgehog (2006 video game, not the original) was. I hope that they finally sorted out the problems.
The problems being crappy camera, frequent glitches, severely long loading times, and gameplay that feels too fast to control in general.
Did somebody say Water Walking?
i also want to see jim painted blue
Also, for the record, I will admit here and now that I like the songs in the recent Sonic games. Cheesy they are, yes, but I like Crush 40. Yes, I'm less of a person now. :P
Even if the game is awesome you should spike your hair blue anyway, Jim.
This worries me immensely.
WHat happened to the days when sonic had good music like on genesis and sega cd?
Make sure you get lots of lube so it doesn't hurt so much. K/Y, Astroglide, private label generic brand, whatever floats your boat, man. I've gotten so sick of SEGA. They half-ass everything they have released in the last 15 years except for Virtua Fighter 4 & 5. When was the last good Sonic game!?
There are millions of SEGA fans around the world that have begged SEGA (including myself) to re-release past home and arcade classics. We've been "lucky" to get so called "next gen" versions of SEGA Rally, Shinobi, NiGHTS, Golden Axe and Sonic, etc. What do get for all our begging: heartache, heartburn, being pissed off that you just wasted $60+ on a SEGA title with shit graphics and controls for the consoles it designed for.
Yeah, Jimbo, I can't wait to see you in blue. Just do use a favor and keep the videos of your "Sonic and Knuckles Yaoi" for personal use.
And no "Furries" fetish play, either!
But fuck Bowling for Soup or whatever.
Also, I blacked out after the Werehog came on-screen.
Haha, Rings, my bad. It's an age old thing with me. For the life of me I screw up rings and coins so much. Recently I started screwing up saying Rock Band for Guitar Hero, it's so bad.
They talked about the messed up sound on the Podtoid, but Jim said that when he played it everything was fine with the sound effects. This game looks downright playable.