Tails. What a douchebag. His first name is actually Miles. Miles Prower. Seriously. That little tag-along bastard. If he can fly with your two tails, why run? And why can't he run as fast as Sonic anyway. Doesn't he wear the same shoes? You know, I think he may be ga...wait a minute...where did he go?
Damn it, Tails, where the hell did you go now?
Relive the nightmare, doing your best to ignore the goofy bastard in the Xbox LIVE Deal of the Week, Sonic the Hedgehog 2. LIVE Gold members get a discount of 40% off the game's original price of 400 Microsoft Points, knocking it down to only 240 points.
Actually, if you can gloss over Tails, there's a pretty fantastic game here. Super level design, kickass music, and the debut of the Super Sonic power-up are all here in Sonic the Hedgehog 2. And remember the half pipe bonus stages? That had pretty slick visuals for a Genesis title, didn't it?
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Ewwwwwww, gaaaaaaaay. Sick, bro. That's all like... not cool and junk. Two guys kissin'?! That's just wroooooooong. Y'all got problems. And junk.
No seriously, hilarious video. Youtube poop always makes me laugh. As for the price cut, I bought that game a long ass time ago so I don't really care. Also, its the only game my girlfriend ever plays. What up with that?
don't know what's worse, that tag art even exists, or that I've seen it before. cool deal though, if I didn't already
have two copies of the geny cartridge and about five sonic compilations...
no it doesnt. that image ruins my childhood. i grew up playing sonic and tails. i always thought tails was a girl but not any girl but sonics sister. I dont know why i thought this but that image is wrong on to many lavels. atleast the video wipes your mind of any thought.
In case there's any confusion, Tails is a boy. I always knew Sonic would come out of the closet one day and Amy, his hedgehog girlfriend, is going to be pissed.
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12:20 PM on 11.30.2009 | 
WHAT.
Nevermind.
Holy shit
God damn it
No seriously, hilarious video. Youtube poop always makes me laugh. As for the price cut, I bought that game a long ass time ago so I don't really care. Also, its the only game my girlfriend ever plays. What up with that?
have two copies of the geny cartridge and about five sonic compilations...
Also: Scary header pics are scary :/
Wat
Niero, can you fire this asshole for burning that image into our skulls. i dont think anyone would object.
Sees video : HAHAHA.
I hate you internet.
Here's more proof that I have an awful sense of humor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dK2XLCzXdY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpczCOyJd5Q