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I would love to act all offended and stuff, but the truth is that image didn't faze me one bit. The Internet has ruined everything.
Sonic whipped out his toot toot sonic warrior and preformed a homing attack inside of link's earth temple. He kept peeling out and spindashing back in faster and faster, only to have link whip out his master sword and polish it in excitement. Then, before you knew it. Sonic went super and sonic boomed all up in Link's tightly sealed earth temple, followed by his master sword spin attacking everyone in radius, breaking his jar of lon lon milk and getting it all over sonic & link.
This was all documented by Mario, who stood in the background, jamming his chain chomp inside of peach's warp pipe.
Videogame sex jokes.
This was all documented by Mario, who stood in the background, jamming his chain chomp inside of peach's warp pipe.
Videogame sex jokes.
@ Exu- There adding new features, which means it could have been WiiWare (like the MDK2 port) or VC (like Pokemon Snap). Either way, it's not coming.
Which gives me an idea for an edit for the post's title.
@ ManByMyles93- What? You think that's semen? GROSS!
I just assumed it was friendship sweat.
Which gives me an idea for an edit for the post's title.
@ ManByMyles93- What? You think that's semen? GROSS!
I just assumed it was friendship sweat.
God, why. That header image...
@Exu You'd think, but I guess either there's no Sega CD section and they don't want to make one, or "NO NO NO NO DOWNLOADING 80MB IS TOO MUCH FOR YOUR PUNY DRIVE"
@Exu You'd think, but I guess either there's no Sega CD section and they don't want to make one, or "NO NO NO NO DOWNLOADING 80MB IS TOO MUCH FOR YOUR PUNY DRIVE"
I was actually more phased by the lame background of the rule 34 pic. I was like "really? what are they having sex at a common area of the local college?"
@ Jdeezy62- They went with a "natural" background because it looks better in 3D. That's right, the original image is actually in 3D, viewable in that format on the 3DS.
I may do a post about it later, as it is easily the most surprising use of the 3DS's glasses free 3D display that I've seen yet.
I may do a post about it later, as it is easily the most surprising use of the 3DS's glasses free 3D display that I've seen yet.
It doesn't affect me since I'm reading this at home, but given that these header images appear in Dtoid's RSS feeds, I would really really caution against using explicit (even if censored) imagery without warning. In the body, non-RSS part of the article, sure. But keep the RSS feed clean.
Just have to lol at the noobs not used to Dtoid's "unconventional" headers.
I really hope the Wii U fixes the storage issue. Wii owners have been missing out on some good games, like Super Meat Boy, because of that.
I really hope the Wii U fixes the storage issue. Wii owners have been missing out on some good games, like Super Meat Boy, because of that.
Normally I would say something like "just softmod the damn Wii and emulate it", but the Genesis emulator for the Wii doesn't have Sega CD support, which is a shame
That header is sooo hot, wish I was in sonic's spot. :( love to give link a good ramming.
@epic
Fucking genius! So funny lol
@epic
Fucking genius! So funny lol
Disturbingly cool... These rules are a little bit... stupid. It is like the XBLA thing with torchlight 2...
No, just twisted. Though we all are on some level. Just remember rule 34. Around the time of the Cingulair/AT&T merger people made nasty images of the Cingulair logo humping the AT&T logo like rutting animals.
You know, as a species, we're pretty fucked up, yo.
You know, as a species, we're pretty fucked up, yo.
My friend likes to send me pics from that Rule 34 site, so I'm pretty used to this.
Still makes me lol though.
Still makes me lol though.
Sonic giving all to Link with his "Wii" and coming with his "wii" while Link is coming with his "wii" too.
OOH! I CAN DO THE SPYRO ONE!
Ok, ok:
It was one of those sweltering days in the Dragon Realms. Spyro and Cinder just finished packing their bags for their trip to Avalon. Spyro was really into cinder's new summer shedding, obiviously exicted of how she looked (yeah cinder's a chick.). Cinder noticed it too, obiviously seeing his gem bags stiff and his dragon staff stiff with arousement. Cinder blushed and casually trotted to a worked up Spyro. Spyro loses control and hovers over Cinder, proceeding to unleash the legendary dragon rage inside of her.
>.> that one was kinda lame.
Ok, ok:
It was one of those sweltering days in the Dragon Realms. Spyro and Cinder just finished packing their bags for their trip to Avalon. Spyro was really into cinder's new summer shedding, obiviously exicted of how she looked (yeah cinder's a chick.). Cinder noticed it too, obiviously seeing his gem bags stiff and his dragon staff stiff with arousement. Cinder blushed and casually trotted to a worked up Spyro. Spyro loses control and hovers over Cinder, proceeding to unleash the legendary dragon rage inside of her.
>.> that one was kinda lame.
we will never know why certain obscenities and abominations exist. They simply do, as per our human nature. Our disgusting, sickening, vile human nature.
Still, that has got to be one of the greatest satirical works of art I've ever seen. Because I'm sick as well.
Still, that has got to be one of the greatest satirical works of art I've ever seen. Because I'm sick as well.
Good Lord, that image...
And Wii owners can just get the Sonic Gems Collection. It's not expensive used. Unless you have one of those stupid new Wiis.
Also, @ShAiOnEi
I'm jealous of you. I got the game working on my PSP, but for the life of me can't fix the music. I have the Gems Collection, but portable would be awesome.
And Wii owners can just get the Sonic Gems Collection. It's not expensive used. Unless you have one of those stupid new Wiis.
Also, @ShAiOnEi
I'm jealous of you. I got the game working on my PSP, but for the life of me can't fix the music. I have the Gems Collection, but portable would be awesome.
Its not that bad, system's almost done anyways. Hopefully Nintendo isn't so anal about the size limit on the Wii-U with whatever their downloadable service is on that one.
My god Holmes, I'm crying from laughing so hard. The butt hurt from your header image is probably what you were hoping for, and man is it hilarious.
No worries here... I could get it on my 360... or not ... since I have both sonic gamecube collections that I can play on my wii (cause of component cables)
Or better yet I can always play it on my Genesis model 1 + sega CD model 1, and my trusty old Emerson TV.
SeeeGaaaaaa.
Or better yet I can always play it on my Genesis model 1 + sega CD model 1, and my trusty old Emerson TV.
SeeeGaaaaaa.
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