It begins.
Or ends, depending on how much you liked Aaron Linde's BonerQuest idea.
Yes, the halfhearted ramblings of a ridiculously tired Aaron Linde have now become fact, all thanks to Dtoid member randombullseye. BonerQuest, originally conceived by Aaron Linde as the ultimate mesh of porn game and mainstream RPG (and maybe as some sort of ironic self-parody, but probably not), has finally been turned into an actual, playable game.
You can download it from randombullseye's blog, where he also talks about the process of the game's creation, if you're into that sort of thing.
Now that Aaron Linde and randombullseye have finally unleashed this monstrosity of a game into the real world (with box art by Mike Hawk), there is only one question you must answer:
Will you accept the BonerQuest?
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12:00 PM on 12.27.2008
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Also I can't wait to hear what the podtoid crew has to say about this.
Greatest game ever.
Downloaded, will be installing soon.
Then he shot himself in the face.
True story.
greatest NPC ever.
please help... its a life and boner situation here...
Other than that it's quite brilliant in a few ways, mostly the extensive use of boners and the fact that the over-world is just a bunch of peninsulas drawn to look like dicks.
:(
i don't recommend that anyone downloads the bonerquest from that site!