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It begins.

Or ends, depending on how much you liked Aaron Linde's BonerQuest idea. 

Yes, the halfhearted ramblings of a ridiculously tired Aaron Linde have now become fact, all thanks to Dtoid member randombullseye. BonerQuest, originally conceived by Aaron Linde as the ultimate mesh of porn game and mainstream RPG (and maybe as some sort of ironic self-parody, but probably not), has finally been turned into an actual, playable game.

You can download it from randombullseye's blog, where he also talks about the process of the game's creation, if you're into that sort of thing. 

Now that Aaron Linde and randombullseye have finally unleashed this monstrosity of a game into the real world (with box art by Mike Hawk), there is only one question you must answer:

Will you accept the BonerQuest?


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36 comments | showing # 1 to 36

Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 12:11
Cataract
I've only played the early release and bugtested it, but even then this game is hilarious. Download it, and love it.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 12:24
Xhumation
Sure I'll take the Bonerquest.

Also I can't wait to hear what the podtoid crew has to say about this.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 12:25
Mr Wrighty 987
the game is better than some so called "Next Gen" games
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 12:26
Dead Movie Star
"How did you beat off all the monsters in the forest?"

Greatest game ever.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 12:27
naia-the-gamer
Use of Dragon Quest sprites = win.

Downloaded, will be installing soon.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 12:31
the Golden Avatar
It's a very surreal experience to play a game that came out of those ramblings of Aaron's oh so long ago.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 12:33
ThunderHeartXI
I can only imagine the torrent of tears that are going to escape Linde on the next Podtoid. And I can't wait to hear them.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 12:40
grafkhun
I will take the BonerQuest, yes I will.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 12:45
brainderailment
If I can hump things, I will download it.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 12:47
-PL-
I couldn't get it to work right. Vista64 thing I guess. None of the controls register for me, except left alt for "confirm". Get the same issue when I try running as admin. Baleeted.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 13:09
Qraze
how do i get it to play? in a snes emulator or what? my pc says choose program to open file with, i don't know what program to use, help please.
ChrisFurniss's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 13:14
ChrisFurniss
One day Aaron Linde walked into my office. He was weeping. "I've spent years honing my craft" he said, "constantly evolving as a writer. I love the games industry and wish to contribute to it in the same way it contributed to my life. But you see, there's this thing called BonerQuest and I am afraid that's going to be my legacy"

Then he shot himself in the face.

True story.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 13:27
ace of knaves
I'm counting the days until the next Podtoid. Oh, there will be shame.
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 13:37
AlienGuy18
"I like men"

greatest NPC ever.
Arminas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 13:42
Arminas
Your mom accepted my bonerquest last night.
rodjoh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 13:44
rodjoh
I'll take a b.. ehr BonerQuest anytime. :D
Metal Slime's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 13:58
Metal Slime
Yes but does it have drawing ducks to defeat your enemies?
Echonova13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 14:01
Echonova13
dude, best game to randomly play ever. i expect a sequel in six months haha
fish with hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 14:16
fish with hat
double dribble speak FTW
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 14:26
parrothead
no
Brandnamecommercial's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 14:48
Brandnamecommercial
I feel I must ask... does this game have a happy ending?
darkwhitehair's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 15:01
darkwhitehair
could someone tell me how I can listen to old podtoidS??? I cant open podtoid 63... I would really like to find out how The Legend of Boner Quest started...

please help... its a life and boner situation here...
CharleyTony's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 15:05
CharleyTony
cant get it to work properly :( need help...
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 15:06
randombullseye
I want to thank a few people. Community member Tascar for doing the music. And Chad Concelmo for being the voice over. And an especial thanks to Aaron Linde. Without the name, I wouldn't have made Bonerquest what it is.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 16:18
ikiryou
Oh great...another game to fit in between sessions of Fallout 3, Persona 4 and Valkyria Chronicles. I need to take a break from gaming.
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 16:18
PwnanObrien
There's a game breaking glitch where if you enter the forest and take a right and follow that path all the way to the blue chest (which does nothing oddly enough) you can't get back to the fork in the road.

Other than that it's quite brilliant in a few ways, mostly the extensive use of boners and the fact that the over-world is just a bunch of peninsulas drawn to look like dicks.
Reisen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 16:54
Reisen
In the next podtoid, can we have an interview with Aaron Linde: creator of Bonerquest?
Ali D's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 16:58
Ali D
Will I accept the Bonerquest? You bet your sweet ass I will!
Dragonzigg's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 17:14
Dragonzigg
Nothing could give me greater pleasure than to accept.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 22:10
Dexter345
I will accept the BonerQuest.
Edgeward's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 01:41
Edgeward
Finally, an RPG that rewards you in the very beginning with a powerful weapon just by exploring. Also cocks. Very much cocks.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 02:23
Fronz
awesome
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 05:51
Druid 01
win, and how do i get back to listen to old potoids like this one?
psycho terror's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 12:18
psycho terror
damn, i was looking forward to this, but my anti spyware software caught mediafire trying to install all sorts of bullshit so unless someone else is hosting this file i will have to decline the bonerquest.

:(
psycho terror's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 12:50
psycho terror
i feel the need to double post here, cause whatever that site shat into my PC is causing me all sorts of problems.

i don't recommend that anyone downloads the bonerquest from that site!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 12:22
AgentMOO
I am so going to dim the lights and download this later
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