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It begins.

Or ends, depending on how much you liked Aaron Linde's BonerQuest idea. 

Yes, the halfhearted ramblings of a ridiculously tired Aaron Linde have now become fact, all thanks to Dtoid member randombullseye. BonerQuest, originally conceived by Aaron Linde as the ultimate mesh of porn game and mainstream RPG (and maybe as some sort of ironic self-parody, but probably not), has finally been turned into an actual, playable game.

You can download it from randombullseye's blog, where he also talks about the process of the game's creation, if you're into that sort of thing. 

Now that Aaron Linde and randombullseye have finally unleashed this monstrosity of a game into the real world (with box art by Mike Hawk), there is only one question you must answer:

Will you accept the BonerQuest?


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Cataract's Avatar
Cataract at 12/27/2008 12:11
I've only played the early release and bugtested it, but even then this game is hilarious. Download it, and love it.
Xhumation's Avatar
Xhumation at 12/27/2008 12:24
Sure I'll take the Bonerquest.

Also I can't wait to hear what the podtoid crew has to say about this.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar
Mr Wrighty 987 at 12/27/2008 12:25
the game is better than some so called "Next Gen" games
Dead Movie Star's Avatar
Dead Movie Star at 12/27/2008 12:26
"How did you beat off all the monsters in the forest?"

Greatest game ever.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar
naia-the-gamer at 12/27/2008 12:27
Use of Dragon Quest sprites = win.

Downloaded, will be installing soon.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar
the Golden Avatar at 12/27/2008 12:31
It's a very surreal experience to play a game that came out of those ramblings of Aaron's oh so long ago.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar
ThunderHeartXI at 12/27/2008 12:33
I can only imagine the torrent of tears that are going to escape Linde on the next Podtoid. And I can't wait to hear them.
grafkhun's Avatar
grafkhun at 12/27/2008 12:40
I will take the BonerQuest, yes I will.
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brainderailment at 12/27/2008 12:45
If I can hump things, I will download it.
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-PL- at 12/27/2008 12:47
I couldn't get it to work right. Vista64 thing I guess. None of the controls register for me, except left alt for "confirm". Get the same issue when I try running as admin. Baleeted.
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Qraze at 12/27/2008 13:09
how do i get it to play? in a snes emulator or what? my pc says choose program to open file with, i don't know what program to use, help please.
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ChrisFurniss at 12/27/2008 13:14
One day Aaron Linde walked into my office. He was weeping. "I've spent years honing my craft" he said, "constantly evolving as a writer. I love the games industry and wish to contribute to it in the same way it contributed to my life. But you see, there's this thing called BonerQuest and I am afraid that's going to be my legacy"

Then he shot himself in the face.

True story.
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ace of knaves at 12/27/2008 13:27
I'm counting the days until the next Podtoid. Oh, there will be shame.
AlienGuy18's Avatar
AlienGuy18 at 12/27/2008 13:37
"I like men"

greatest NPC ever.
Arminas's Avatar
Arminas at 12/27/2008 13:42
Your mom accepted my bonerquest last night.
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rodjoh at 12/27/2008 13:44
I'll take a b.. ehr BonerQuest anytime. :D
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Metal Slime at 12/27/2008 13:58
Yes but does it have drawing ducks to defeat your enemies?
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Echonova13 at 12/27/2008 14:01
dude, best game to randomly play ever. i expect a sequel in six months haha
fish with hat's Avatar
fish with hat at 12/27/2008 14:16
double dribble speak FTW
parrothead's Avatar
parrothead at 12/27/2008 14:26
no
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Brandnamecommercial at 12/27/2008 14:48
I feel I must ask... does this game have a happy ending?
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darkwhitehair at 12/27/2008 15:01
could someone tell me how I can listen to old podtoidS??? I cant open podtoid 63... I would really like to find out how The Legend of Boner Quest started...

please help... its a life and boner situation here...
CharleyTony's Avatar
CharleyTony at 12/27/2008 15:05
cant get it to work properly :( need help...
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randombullseye at 12/27/2008 15:06
I want to thank a few people. Community member Tascar for doing the music. And Chad Concelmo for being the voice over. And an especial thanks to Aaron Linde. Without the name, I wouldn't have made Bonerquest what it is.
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ikiryou at 12/27/2008 16:18
Oh great...another game to fit in between sessions of Fallout 3, Persona 4 and Valkyria Chronicles. I need to take a break from gaming.
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PwnanObrien at 12/27/2008 16:18
There's a game breaking glitch where if you enter the forest and take a right and follow that path all the way to the blue chest (which does nothing oddly enough) you can't get back to the fork in the road.

Other than that it's quite brilliant in a few ways, mostly the extensive use of boners and the fact that the over-world is just a bunch of peninsulas drawn to look like dicks.
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Reisen at 12/27/2008 16:54
In the next podtoid, can we have an interview with Aaron Linde: creator of Bonerquest?
Ali D's Avatar
Ali D at 12/27/2008 16:58
Will I accept the Bonerquest? You bet your sweet ass I will!
Dragonzigg's Avatar
Dragonzigg at 12/27/2008 17:14
Nothing could give me greater pleasure than to accept.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 12/27/2008 22:10
I will accept the BonerQuest.
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Edgeward at 12/28/2008 01:41
Finally, an RPG that rewards you in the very beginning with a powerful weapon just by exploring. Also cocks. Very much cocks.
Fronz's Avatar
Fronz at 12/28/2008 02:23
awesome
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Druid 01 at 12/28/2008 05:51
win, and how do i get back to listen to old potoids like this one?
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psycho terror at 12/28/2008 12:18
damn, i was looking forward to this, but my anti spyware software caught mediafire trying to install all sorts of bullshit so unless someone else is hosting this file i will have to decline the bonerquest.

:(
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psycho terror at 12/28/2008 12:50
i feel the need to double post here, cause whatever that site shat into my PC is causing me all sorts of problems.

i don't recommend that anyone downloads the bonerquest from that site!
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 12/29/2008 12:22
I am so going to dim the lights and download this later
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