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Something tells us this Half-Life 3 teaser site is bull photo

A supposed teaser site for Half-Life 3 appeared today, popping up on a site calling itself Black Aperture. The site displays only a Half-Life 3 logo, and Valve's trademark information, as well as a link to the Orange Box site. It's registered to a David Hassen through Network Solutions, and that's all we know. 

Also, there's a 99% chance that it's complete bunk. 

It's just not Valve's style to blatantly toss up a logo with a bunch of legal disclaimers. For a game like Half-Life 3, there's no way fans won't be made to jump through hoops before they get that sweet, sweet confirmation. In any case, this site is already doing the rounds and we're going to get a dozen tips about it, so here's your article and a liberal dose of cynicism. Enjoy it!








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BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2011 23:36
BenHaskett
Umm... the site doesn't seem to work. Perhaps it's already been taken down?
Klassic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2011 23:38
Klassic
OMG HALFLIFE 3 ANNOUNCED!
demonzen15's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2011 23:42
demonzen15
Or maybe it is totally real and Valve is pulling the biggest fuck you ever
BrannibalCorpse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2011 23:45
BrannibalCorpse
Fuck, why did I look at the picture before I looked at the headline? T_T
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2011 23:51
KingSigy
I like the logo, but I doubt Valve would go with the same exact design. Half-Life 1 and 2 don't even share the same logo!
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2011 23:54
BenHaskett
Oh, nevermind, it's back up, it seems. One thing of note is that it links to half-life3.com, not the Orange Box site. However, half-life3.com redirects to the Orange Box site.

Not that it matters, though; this is probably a load of crap.

My feeling on this is that it's fake because the html is so rudimentary. Anyone could have typed that up in two minutes, and the image is insanely easy to cobble together.
Blakdemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2011 23:56
Blakdemon
Everyone knows Valve can't count to 3
Scissors's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2011 23:57
Scissors
I just want to play Half-Life 3.
doomknight66's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 00:00
doomknight66
it's fake, no stupid forced memes
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 00:06
Monodi
I wish it were that easy.
Daniel Bobke's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 00:24
Daniel Bobke
AboutUs: BLACK-APERTURE.COM




Registrant:
Hassen, David
ATTN BLACK-APERTURE.COM
care of Network Solutions
PO Box 459
Drums, PA. US 18222


Domain Name: BLACK-APERTURE.COM

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Administrative Contact, Technical Contact:
Hassen, David zy8s26rr3hw@networksolutionsprivateregistration.com
ATTN BLACK-APERTURE.COM
care of Network Solutions
PO Box 459
Drums, PA 18222
US
570-708-8780


Record expires on 19-Dec-2012.
Record created on 19-Dec-2011.
Database last updated on 21-Dec-2011 07:04:39 EST.

Domain servers in listed order:

NS65.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
NS66.DOMAINCONTROL.COM

This listing is a Network Solutions Private Registration. Mail
correspondence to this address must be sent via USPS Express Mail(TM) or
USPS Certified Mail(R); all other mail will not be processed. Be sure to
include the registrant's domain name in the address.
LuizPSC's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 00:24
LuizPSC
Under the Half Life logo, there something.
Only need to turn up the brightness....and...
here:
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/3317/capture4122010210804216.jpg

Tadam!


But, i stil think is a hoax.
Daniel Bobke's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 00:26
Daniel Bobke
AboutUs: BLACK-APERTURE.COM




Registrant:
Hassen, David
ATTN BLACK-APERTURE.COM
care of Network Solutions
PO Box 459
Drums, PA. US 18222


Domain Name: BLACK-APERTURE.COM

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Learn how you can get an Enhanced Business Listing here for your domain name.
Learn more at http://www.NetworkSolutions.com/
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Administrative Contact, Technical Contact:
Hassen, David zy8s26rr3hw@networksolutionsprivateregistration.com
ATTN BLACK-APERTURE.COM
care of Network Solutions
PO Box 459
Drums, PA 18222
US
570-708-8780


Record expires on 19-Dec-2012.
Record created on 19-Dec-2011.
Database last updated on 21-Dec-2011 07:04:39 EST.

Domain servers in listed order:

NS65.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
NS66.DOMAINCONTROL.COM

This listing is a Network Solutions Private Registration. Mail
correspondence to this address must be sent via USPS Express Mail(TM) or
USPS Certified Mail(R); all other mail will not be processed. Be sure to
include the registrant's domain name in the address.
Polantaris's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 00:28
Polantaris
Valve already said they're releasing an Episode 3 of Half-Life 2 long before Half-Life 3. Granted HL2:E3 is considered vaporware at this point considering the lack of information on it...I doubt they would suddenly go to HL3 before E3.
Jinx 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 00:34
Jinx 01
Eh at this point they might as well call it Half-Life 3. I certainly hope it's a big enough jump to justify a full new game. I think "just more Half-Life 2" isn't going to cut it any more.
LuizPSC's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 00:37
LuizPSC
@Jinx 01

Maybe, but i think to a new Half Life comes, a new engine gonna be made, maybe.
tekbunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 00:56
tekbunny
@polantaris

i seriously doubt your doubts. there is almost no way they can make ep3 and not hl3 at this point.

also, i wish it were real.
MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 01:18
MasterBalls
To me Half Life Episode 2 set up a full blown sequel anyway. Alyx will now be a cold, hard character looking for vengeance, the trip to the Borealis will take goodness knows how long, and I want to fight a slug telekinetic machine... thing.
Hyperion45's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 01:53
Hyperion45
This would be the most hilarious way to announce HL3. After the initial clamor over the site dies down, and the daily visitors plummet to under 100 or so, they update the site with the full reveal. It's so deliciously trollish.
Disturbed Dreams's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 02:11
Disturbed Dreams
While I am as skeptical as the next person, this would explain the fact that on those coupons Valve is giving away on steam for their games, have the caveat of "Not valid on games released after January 2" it might not be HL3, but valve is going to be releasing something soon.
BalloonFighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 02:50
BalloonFighter
Hey Destructoid!
I found a site that has Kratos plowing Bowser reverse cowgirl. I think Sony and Nintendo might be working on a super secret cross over title.
glowbug's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 02:58
glowbug
VALVE PLEASE REMOVE MY TESTICLES FROM YOUR VICE LIKE GRASP. (seriously though, stop this now. It's like teasing a poor, starving African kid with a hamburger, only like 12 times worse)
Armoured Badger's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 03:49
Armoured Badger
@scissors

yeah, me too.
qlum's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 04:09
qlum
http://geo.flagfox.net/?ip=182.50.134.1&host=www.black-aperture.com
since the site is hosted via godaddy and not on the valve servers I can safely assume its bogus
Kamen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 05:36
Kamen
Wouldn't it be called Half-Life 2: Episode 3, not just Half-Life 3? They were supposed to give us 3 episodes and that would essentially constitute HL3.
Metal Gear Nach0s's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 05:36
Metal Gear Nach0s
I just want to believe.
ration's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 05:48
ration
Maybe it's actually the reveal of another Portal game (or a Portal-HL crossover, which would be fucking incredible).
Sir Tobbii's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 06:25
Sir Tobbii
@Kamen
Remember earlier this year when Valve commented on the episodic thing being a failure? Yeah. Episode 3 is probably never happening, HL3 is what it'll become.
Fistynuts's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 06:56
Fistynuts
Just in case this is real, there's an interesting property in the HTML source:

<meta name="Status: Mark 7" content="2012">
AklashPahk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 07:02
AklashPahk
WE ARE FLAMING DRAGON!
monkeyrevenge42's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 08:20
monkeyrevenge42
Jim at least do some simple checks! If you check the geo IP location of that website it is located in sydney australia, and not owned by valve.
Drquint's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 08:26
Drquint
>Not episode 3

Get your shit togheter sons.
NickCull's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 08:45
NickCull
*Sigh, can we just have Half-Life 3 now and skip all the bullshit?
spartan480's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 10:23
spartan480
"Under the Half Life logo, there something. Only need to turn up the brightness" @LuizPSC, I think thats the aperture science logo.
OverlordZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 14:00
OverlordZombie
@Disturbed Dreams

Eeem... CS: global Offensive?
LuizPSC's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 14:54
LuizPSC
@spartan480

Yap, but i didn´t wanted to make spoilers...
Even for a fake image...
Beechbone's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2011 18:32
Beechbone
Fake as fake can get. It even has the wrong logo compared to the infamous Valve employee HL3 t-shirt.
Nicholas Patrick's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2011 05:52
Nicholas Patrick
I thought that Half-Life 2 wasn't finished yet, (with a part 3 on the way) why would they skip ahead to just 3?
SUSPECT's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2011 15:14
SUSPECT
I personally don't give a fuck about lazy ass Valve's halfassed products anymore. If this is true, that they are planing to (FINALLY) do HL3 then good,, it's their thing I wont be so hyped about it, when it's dun it's dun. Btw only good thing they did was the Half Life series so far and that's it, the rest is simple made halfassed overhyped crap, all of it. They are out of ideas and especially since they started the Steam they totally stopped to give a fuck about making video games anymore. I realized lots of my friends share the same opinion and lost hope in Valve in general. So all in all fuck em and their HL3 and other shits. Oh and one more thing, Steam isn't secure enough, it was hacked plenty of times so far but the cunts wont admit it... Example Dirt 3 was free, not as free for a few days or as a demo but completely free and later on it was removed from the purchase list. It was down for a week or so. Same thing happened with other games, less known or more known. It was a work of a hacker(s) but they wont admit it. At least other companies admit their mistakes but Valve is playing boss in games industry while the truth is they are small shit...
kristagiang's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 23:45
kristagiang
The Half-Life 3 is great games, I played it

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