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You know what hasn't really been done in videogames? No, they did that. No, we've got that too. No. Look, just, just stopping guessing things. Holding hands. I was talking about holding hands. It's the title of the blog. You read that when you clicked on the link!
See, holding hands is to full-on sex what a handshake is to being slapped in the face with a fish, which is the greatest analogy ever on the Internet. There are layers. But the important part is that it's subtler -- Understated even. However, it still conveys an emotional connection, an intimacy between the participants beyond an indulgence in carnal whim (hang on, forming a band with that name).
What I'm talking about doesn't necessarily have to be holding hands. It could be anything from lingering eye contact to a kiss on the cheek to a third thing I can't be bothered to think of. Whatever, so long as it's an intermediary between total indifference and the barefoot sock hop (if you know what I mean and don't stop to think if that made sense) that conveys affection between those involved.
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