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Sometimes I really want to pack it all up and quit while I'm ahead. 

That's how I felt when I first heard that I'll have a bit part in the upcoming XBLA/PC/WiiWare title Retro City Rampage. I wasn't sure it could get any better than that. Then McNyers made that comic about me, and I almost cried. A few months later, I saw my name in the credits of Cave Story 3D under the "Special Thanks" section. I had no idea that was going to happen, and I'm still not sure why it did. Thank God I had already written the review for the game before I read the credits. I don't think I could have comfortably scored it otherwise. 

After that, the me stripping inside of an exploding Max Scoville gif happened. Then sometime after that, the me as a Seaman-like cat drinking from a toilet gif happened, and after that, the cake pops gif happened, and after that, I was seen counseling Sonic on his disassociative identity disorder issues. Then my Constructoid persona ended up in a custom made level in the upcoming 3DS title Pushmo. Finally, the Max Scoville having sex with me as a pinata gif was born. I thought that I'd finally seen it all.

I was wrong. McflyGold/TaraLongGif just took things to the next level. I am now a part of the greatest video ever made. If I disappear forever after this post, you'll know why. It's all going to be downhill from here. 








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MrBigBeer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2011 23:36
MrBigBeer
Ahahaha, this made my morning :-D
Pop-Tart Cat's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2011 23:37
Pop-Tart Cat
Now all those images from the last RH video you posted are gone. Awesome vid!
Klassic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2011 23:40
Klassic
That was amazing
Gorescream's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2011 23:44
Gorescream
made my day

all is in balance now

also, when's the umvc3 review coming Johnny?
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2011 23:46
Danzflor
EEEEEEEEHHHHH SUGOIII DESU NEEEEEEEEE
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2011 23:49
gatorsax2010
Oh my gosh. I'm not 100% sure what I just watched, but I know it was wonderful.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2011 23:50
Monodi
A limestone.
Evergreen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2011 23:51
Evergreen
Holmes, I'm pretty sure you are one of the most likable people in gaming media. It just makes sense that you keep popping up in random shit.
NFreak1's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2011 23:55
NFreak1
Only thing that could possibly make this better is if you were topless.
bbain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2011 23:56
bbain
YES. I was waiting for this day. And what a glorious day it was!
NoJ87's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2011 23:58
NoJ87
Diablo III beta invite today: Check.
Holmes doing crazy internet things: Check.

Good day off in my book.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 00:05
ScottyG
Pretty sweet duder. :)
Tyson The Tool's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 00:05
Tyson The Tool
I've never been more confused in my life.
NESgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 00:12
NESgamer
LOL the best thing featuring Jonathan Holmes ever made.
Telephis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 00:14
Telephis
I just dont even
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 00:27
llort het
It's just not the same if you're wearing a shirt. take it off.
Wrath and Pride's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 00:37
Wrath and Pride
JONATHAN HOLMES JONATHAN HOLMES

You deserve all that and more :)
Scissors's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 00:49
Scissors
Holy Crap this is seriously the greatest gif ever made



Back on topic Holmesy you really are a swell dude.
Fuzunga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 00:55
Fuzunga
*Correction: NOW It's the best video ever made.
sirtock's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 00:56
sirtock
EPIC
Master Snake's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 01:09
Master Snake
I clicked on the story just because you looked serious and mad in the header pic.

You look like the type who, when angry, can kill a man quickly. The "always lovable" types are usually like that.
Philosophy of a Ruling Class's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 01:23
Philosophy of a Ruling Class
We're all happy you're here too Holmes. :)
ArcadeNess's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 01:47
ArcadeNess
We all love you Holmes! Keep doing your thing, dawg!
Panzadolphin56's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 01:58
Panzadolphin56
Ha ha, oh Holmes you continue to amaze. Seriously all of that made me laugh my head off!
mratomix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 02:07
mratomix
I have a very odd boner right now for this...
McFlyGold's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 02:56
McFlyGold
Ha! People really seem to like the video! I'm glad! I really had fun putting it together. Hundreds of layers were harmed during the making of this video! ;)
McFlyGold's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 02:56
McFlyGold
Ha! People really seem to like the video! I'm glad! I really had fun putting it together. Hundreds of layers were harmed during the making of this video! ;)
arkane9's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 03:22
arkane9
That was beautiful! When I first saw that other video Holmes posted, I said I would love to see him in that video.
McFlyGold, you did an awesome job! I have a long way to go before I'm at your level.
gEErawr's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 04:31
gEErawr
everyone just loves you jonathan. thats why you soo popular with developers
FrankYorkMorgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 04:44
FrankYorkMorgan
Most sugoii interview ever! Holmes you so Holmes!
dunnace's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 05:41
dunnace
God dammit Jonathan, stop setting the bar so high for the rest of us!
CrimsonNinja6's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 06:27
CrimsonNinja6
Lol great, you were awesome in this video too Holmes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
Henriquegds's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 06:51
Henriquegds
Beatutiful gifs for a beautiful men!
kidplus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 06:58
kidplus
I just realized how much Holmes looks like Jason Statham.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 07:02
Epic-Kx
Needs more sagat
Chad Almasy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 07:07
Chad Almasy
Jonathan Holmes...we need more video footage of you. MORE @_@
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 07:34
Handy
Now you must become a wrestler.
Davedude's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 07:59
Davedude
You give balding people like me hope for looking handsome. I must now go to the jim to get beefy.
flintmech's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 08:14
flintmech
ペキペキペキですか?
Humpty Dance's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 08:36
Humpty Dance
True story, I channeled Holmes' level of positive outlook into my life. The whole day felt like I was high and nothing bothered me. Keep doing you.
Gattsu80's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 08:39
Gattsu80
strangely mesmerizing.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 09:27
SWE3tMadness
Oh my god that was amazing. You're just so lovable, Holmes. :D
McNyers's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 09:37
McNyers
Inserting the Jonathan Holmes version of that song should be the only change they make when they localize Rhythm Heaven Wii.

Glorious.
themizarkshow's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 10:30
themizarkshow
Not only was that an awesome video, but it makes my kitten climb ontop of the keyboard and paw at the screen, which is adorable.
Max Scoville's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 11:28
Max Scoville
Sometimes I want to apply for jobs where I know they'll do background checks just so they'll see this stuff and try to make sense of it out of context. You know, when there's any context at all.
mangs's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 11:33
mangs
6/5
RchardNixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 11:37
RchardNixon
I need to play this Rhythm Heaven thing, with or without Jonathan Holmes. That looks amazing.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 11:54
garison
Haha this is just the best.
blassster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 12:12
blassster
Max Scoville: "Sometimes I want to apply for jobs where I know they'll do background checks just so they'll see this stuff and try to make sense of it out of context. You know, when there's any context at all."

^ ^ ^ That's one reason I'm thinking of avoiding a purple dildo gif with MaxGifville... you guys probably won't be here forever!
stevesan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2011 12:51
stevesan
bahaha. lol'd
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