How do I love thee, Destructoid? If you count the number of images in this brand-new gallery of Eternal Sonata screens that I painstakingly converted to JPGs and uploaded just for you, you might have a fraction of an idea of the degree to which my heart swells and brimmeth over, spilling sweet, salty adoration down my breast for each and every one of you.
--Damn, these screenshots are so pretty, they're making me emotional. I'll tell you, it's rather neat to see these cute, luminous smiling faces queued to hit the XBox, waiting sweetly and patiently in line between more rancorous and manly BioShock and Mass Effect. This little bundle of RPG-lovin' will launch September 17th, but until then, enjoy the screens.
After all that time I spent, you had better enjoy them. In fact, if you're not all frolicking amongst unicorns and rainbows, sharing cotton candy and kissing puppies by the time I get back, we are going to have serious words, Destructoid.