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12:54 PM on 07.22.2007, Niero

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It's true that the majority of gamers are male, as are many of people who design, program, and market them. Thus, it is no secret that the giant sausage party that is the video game industry would go on to produce fantastic and shameless displays of bouncing realistic breasts as soon as the technology was available. It's a hilariously evident cliche in the virtual cinematography of many offending games -- the camera will not pan away until all tits in the room have come to a full stop!

This weekend we bring you a compilation of great moments in mammary movements, spanning across a variety of video games both new and old, all likely found in some drawer in your room somewhere. Test your knowledge of these polygonal racks by trying to name all the games in this video as you watch them wiggle away to the music. Remember when Cinemax was exactly like this in the 80's at any given moment of the day?

Want more? Hit the archives for the top 10 breasts in video games. Thanks for the tissue, Keener!

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42 comments | showing # 1 to 42

Crosswayboy

Some people have way way way WAY too much time on their hands.

Niero

And not enough breasts in hand, apparently.

Nyteshade

That's... hot, I guess?

I'm waiting for the first realistic fighter that shows a chick knock herself out when she attempts to jump and eats a face-full of giant titty!

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE me some big breasts, but martial arts fighting and giant jugs just don't really work... and in current fighters it seems like the amount of boob jiggle is more important than game play.

Jim Sterling

........ brb gonna buy Rumble Roses.

MasterMS

Those are some hot polygons

Sir-G

heh heh heh

tazarthayoot

Uh...Rumble Roses...what exactly do they do in that game?

Justice

Watching that to the rickroll instrumental is hilarious, especially the rumble roses dancing bit

SniperFodder

Am I the only one that found that disturbing?

Tron Knotts

Classy shit.

Oni

I prefer real breasts, thanks.

UnnDunn

Ironically, I was watching the video while the Tomb Raider movie was on TV, with Angelina Jolie's padded bustline jiggling all over the place.

Rainbowblack

I prefer real ones myself. but theres no mistaking the pure amount of Win that is the Rieko ring dance.

Professor Pew

Tsk, not even Venus suit vids of Lisa/Christie on the beach?

Joe Burling

Normally, I'd insert some comment about how goofy the Japanese are. Today, I think I'll give kudos instead.

Mister Disco

Shhh, Rumble Roses is awesome. So is this video.

I miss Skinemax :( Ahh, the days of my youth. No wonder I'm such a pervert.

BlackDove

The video wins the medal of Epic Nerd Win.

bluemeep

Wow, those puppies got a lot more independence between DoA Volleyball 1 and 2.

The Haunting Ground footage doesn't do much for me. Personally I get a little weirded out at the lengths they went to have horrible death cutscenes in that game. Fine for survival horror in general, but it seems kinda awkward to me that they also try and sex up Fiona as much as possible. Bikini girls being eaten alive by beetles kinda wig me out.

Maybe that's just me...

ZiiG360

downloaded and in mah zune.

Pangloss

That is a shameful purpose that he put the fine music of Mr. Hideki Naganuma to. Video Game boobs < The Real Deal.

Also, is it true that there's a wrestling minigame in Rumble Roses?

pattern

Awesome tunes, anyone know the music?

Roryzilla

God Bless America.

pattern

Nvm. music from Jet set Radio Future OST. :)

Pangloss

@Roryzilla: while I wouldn't be surprised to see this come out of American culture, this is 100% Japanese by volume.

Dexter345

~fap fap~ Ah, okay, what do I do with the remaining six and a half minutes of this video?

emotaku

What in the world is the game at 2:10?

joeisremy

what is the game with the girl in the cowboy hat?

keener

i downloaded the demo of RR:XX on XBL and im pretty sure its a wrestling game/softcore porn generator...

speaking of, you can get it for like $15 now... might be the cheapest interactive porno dvd on the market!

Hollie Bennett

im a dead or alive girl till the end! kasumi forever!if only my boobs were like 10x the size, my cosplay would be perfect!

Altair78

Hate it when boobs move on their own... in opposite directions. Kinda throws you off, and when you're doing what you're most likely doing whiule watching them... getting throw off like that can lead to a very bad mis-stroke.

Other than that, video was kinda alright. Glad I got real boobs waiting for me at home.

NightDehumidifier

Well, I don't know whether I should be aroused or not.

Sharpless

Pheonix, I hope you realize that your boobs are just fine for all other purposes besides cosplay. While spending time with a pair of Kasumi boobs would certainly be fun, they're a little bit much.

This video makes my insides confused. A small part of me wants to fap (insert joke here), while another part of me wants to never use the internet again until the next time I make love to a real woman. And there'll be a lot of showers between now and then.

Lord_Satorious

Anybody have a title list for all those games? I recognized a few, but not all. I'd be especially interested in the one that looked like survival horror. A half-naked cowgirl running away from a giant meathead? I'd play that.

Also, why the hell does Rumble Roses have a gratuitous slingshot swimsuit dancing scene? I understand it's a sexy female wrestling game, but wow, that single dance just piqued my interest a hundred-fold.

Fana7ic

I love the chick from haunting Ground. She looks so damn cute. The game itself also rocks.

Fana7ic

Also, is it true that there's a wrestling minigame in Rumble Roses?
Hahaha. Thx Pangloss now I can go to bed with a smile on my face :)

EternalDarkWing

Jim Sterling is actually playing Rumble Roses Double X right now. He wasn't kidding ha ha ha.

Farktoid

Commence the Jigglin'!

KevlarGibs

rumble roses XX should still be 10 bux at toysrus here in the states... i spotted it a few weeks back and couldn't pass it up at that price DOAx2 was under 20 at circuit city also... don't know if that still stands.

it's frustrating though these are two of the most time consuming games i've ever seen for achievements... its gonna take you forever... and there are too many great games coming out this year too

Burnt Meatloaf

This stuff actually sells?

I'm speechless.

13thDragon

The game with the girl in the cowboy hat and bikini is Haunting Ground for the PS2. But what is the game right before it?

savagesaladin

What, not Ashley from RE4? Bah! She's the best.

Niero

This video does lack chocolate rain, though. Sad panda.

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