Some Japanese guy's tribute to great breasts in video games

It's true that the majority of gamers are male, as are many of people who design, program, and market them. Thus, it is no secret that the giant sausage party that is the video game industry would go on to produce fantastic and shameless displays of bouncing realistic breasts as soon as the technology was available. It's a hilariously evident cliche in the virtual cinematography of many offending games -- the camera will not pan away until all tits in the room have come to a full stop!

 

This weekend we bring you a compilation of great moments in mammary movements, spanning across a variety of video games both new and old, all likely found in some drawer in your room somewhere. Test your knowledge of these polygonal racks by trying to name all the games in this video as you watch them wiggle away to the music.  Remember when Cinemax was exactly like this in the 80's at any given moment of the day?

 

Want more?  Hit the archives for the top 10 breasts in video games. Thanks for the tissue, Keener!