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It's true that the majority of gamers are male, as are many of people who design, program, and market them. Thus, it is no secret that the giant sausage party that is the video game industry would go on to produce fantastic and shameless displays of bouncing realistic breasts as soon as the technology was available. It's a hilariously evident cliche in the virtual cinematography of many offending games -- the camera will not pan away until all tits in the room have come to a full stop!
 
This weekend we bring you a compilation of great moments in mammary movements, spanning across a variety of video games both new and old, all likely found in some drawer in your room somewhere. Test your knowledge of these polygonal racks by trying to name all the games in this video as you watch them wiggle away to the music.  Remember when Cinemax was exactly like this in the 80's at any given moment of the day?
 
Want more?  Hit the archives for the top 10 breasts in video games. Thanks for the tissue, Keener!
 

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Crosswayboy's Avatar
Crosswayboy at 07/22/2007 12:54
Some people have way way way WAY too much time on their hands.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 07/22/2007 12:58
And not enough breasts in hand, apparently.
Nyteshade's Avatar
Nyteshade at 07/22/2007 12:59
That's... hot, I guess?

I'm waiting for the first realistic fighter that shows a chick knock herself out when she attempts to jump and eats a face-full of giant titty!

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE me some big breasts, but martial arts fighting and giant jugs just don't really work... and in current fighters it seems like the amount of boob jiggle is more important than game play.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 07/22/2007 13:03
........ brb gonna buy Rumble Roses.
MasterMS's Avatar
MasterMS at 07/22/2007 13:06
Those are some hot polygons
Sir-G's Avatar
Sir-G at 07/22/2007 13:18
heh heh heh
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tazarthayoot at 07/22/2007 13:20
Uh...Rumble Roses...what exactly do they do in that game?
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 07/22/2007 13:25
Watching that to the rickroll instrumental is hilarious, especially the rumble roses dancing bit
SniperFodder's Avatar
SniperFodder at 07/22/2007 13:37
Am I the only one that found that disturbing?
Tron Knotts's Avatar
Tron Knotts at 07/22/2007 13:46
Classy shit.

Oni's Avatar
Oni at 07/22/2007 13:51
I prefer real breasts, thanks.
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UnnDunn at 07/22/2007 13:57
Ironically, I was watching the video while the Tomb Raider movie was on TV, with Angelina Jolie's padded bustline jiggling all over the place.
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Rainbowblack at 07/22/2007 13:57
I prefer real ones myself. but theres no mistaking the pure amount of Win that is the Rieko ring dance.
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Professor Pew at 07/22/2007 14:01
Tsk, not even Venus suit vids of Lisa/Christie on the beach?
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Joe Burling at 07/22/2007 14:08
Normally, I'd insert some comment about how goofy the Japanese are. Today, I think I'll give kudos instead.
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Mister Disco at 07/22/2007 14:24
Shhh, Rumble Roses is awesome. So is this video.

I miss Skinemax :( Ahh, the days of my youth. No wonder I'm such a pervert.
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BlackDove at 07/22/2007 14:26
The video wins the medal of Epic Nerd Win.
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bluemeep at 07/22/2007 14:30
Wow, those puppies got a lot more independence between DoA Volleyball 1 and 2.

The Haunting Ground footage doesn't do much for me. Personally I get a little weirded out at the lengths they went to have horrible death cutscenes in that game. Fine for survival horror in general, but it seems kinda awkward to me that they also try and sex up Fiona as much as possible. Bikini girls being eaten alive by beetles kinda wig me out.

Maybe that's just me...
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ZiiG360 at 07/22/2007 14:41
downloaded and in mah zune.
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Pangloss at 07/22/2007 14:41
That is a shameful purpose that he put the fine music of Mr. Hideki Naganuma to. Video Game boobs < The Real Deal.

Also, is it true that there's a wrestling minigame in Rumble Roses?
pattern's Avatar
pattern at 07/22/2007 14:43
Awesome tunes, anyone know the music?
Roryzilla's Avatar
Roryzilla at 07/22/2007 14:45
God Bless America.
pattern's Avatar
pattern at 07/22/2007 14:48
Nvm. music from Jet set Radio Future OST. :)
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Pangloss at 07/22/2007 14:53
@Roryzilla: while I wouldn't be surprised to see this come out of American culture, this is 100% Japanese by volume.
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Dexter345 at 07/22/2007 14:57
~fap fap~ Ah, okay, what do I do with the remaining six and a half minutes of this video?
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emotaku at 07/22/2007 15:27
What in the world is the game at 2:10?
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joeisremy at 07/22/2007 16:27
what is the game with the girl in the cowboy hat?
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keener at 07/22/2007 16:50
i downloaded the demo of RR:XX on XBL and im pretty sure its a wrestling game/softcore porn generator...

speaking of, you can get it for like $15 now... might be the cheapest interactive porno dvd on the market!
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pheonix-blood at 07/22/2007 17:22
im a dead or alive girl till the end! kasumi forever!if only my boobs were like 10x the size, my cosplay would be perfect!
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Altair78 at 07/22/2007 17:40
Hate it when boobs move on their own... in opposite directions. Kinda throws you off, and when you're doing what you're most likely doing whiule watching them... getting throw off like that can lead to a very bad mis-stroke.

Other than that, video was kinda alright. Glad I got real boobs waiting for me at home.
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NightDehumidifier at 07/22/2007 17:58
Well, I don't know whether I should be aroused or not.
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Sharpless at 07/22/2007 18:05
Pheonix, I hope you realize that your boobs are just fine for all other purposes besides cosplay. While spending time with a pair of Kasumi boobs would certainly be fun, they're a little bit much.

This video makes my insides confused. A small part of me wants to fap (insert joke here), while another part of me wants to never use the internet again until the next time I make love to a real woman. And there'll be a lot of showers between now and then.
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Lord_Satorious at 07/22/2007 18:37
Anybody have a title list for all those games? I recognized a few, but not all. I'd be especially interested in the one that looked like survival horror. A half-naked cowgirl running away from a giant meathead? I'd play that.

Also, why the hell does Rumble Roses have a gratuitous slingshot swimsuit dancing scene? I understand it's a sexy female wrestling game, but wow, that single dance just piqued my interest a hundred-fold.
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Fana7ic at 07/22/2007 18:41
I love the chick from haunting Ground. She looks so damn cute. The game itself also rocks.
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Fana7ic at 07/22/2007 18:45
Also, is it true that there's a wrestling minigame in Rumble Roses?
Hahaha. Thx Pangloss now I can go to bed with a smile on my face :)
EternalDarkWing's Avatar
EternalDarkWing at 07/22/2007 19:06
Jim Sterling is actually playing Rumble Roses Double X right now. He wasn't kidding ha ha ha.
Farktoid's Avatar
Farktoid at 07/22/2007 20:45
Commence the Jigglin'!
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KevlarGibs at 07/22/2007 22:19
rumble roses XX should still be 10 bux at toysrus here in the states... i spotted it a few weeks back and couldn't pass it up at that price DOAx2 was under 20 at circuit city also... don't know if that still stands.

it's frustrating though these are two of the most time consuming games i've ever seen for achievements... its gonna take you forever... and there are too many great games coming out this year too
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar
Burnt Meatloaf at 07/22/2007 23:40
This stuff actually sells?

I'm speechless.
13thDragon's Avatar
13thDragon at 07/23/2007 00:08
The game with the girl in the cowboy hat and bikini is Haunting Ground for the PS2. But what is the game right before it?
savagesaladin's Avatar
savagesaladin at 07/23/2007 10:39
What, not Ashley from RE4? Bah! She's the best.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 07/26/2007 16:20
This video does lack chocolate rain, though. Sad panda.
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