12:54 PM on 07.22.2007
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Niero
It's true that the majority of gamers are male, as are many of people who design, program, and market them. Thus, it is no secret that the giant sausage party that is the video game industry would go on to produce fantastic and shameless displays of bouncing realistic breasts as soon as the technology was available. It's a hilariously evident cliche in the virtual cinematography of many offending games -- the camera will not pan away until all tits in the room have come to a full stop!
This weekend we bring you a compilation of great moments in mammary movements, spanning across a variety of video games both new and old, all likely found in some drawer in your room somewhere. Test your knowledge of these polygonal racks by trying to name all the games in this video as you watch them wiggle away to the music. Remember when Cinemax was exactly like this in the 80's at any given moment of the day?
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I'm waiting for the first realistic fighter that shows a chick knock herself out when she attempts to jump and eats a face-full of giant titty!
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE me some big breasts, but martial arts fighting and giant jugs just don't really work... and in current fighters it seems like the amount of boob jiggle is more important than game play.
I miss Skinemax :( Ahh, the days of my youth. No wonder I'm such a pervert.
The Haunting Ground footage doesn't do much for me. Personally I get a little weirded out at the lengths they went to have horrible death cutscenes in that game. Fine for survival horror in general, but it seems kinda awkward to me that they also try and sex up Fiona as much as possible. Bikini girls being eaten alive by beetles kinda wig me out.
Maybe that's just me...
Also, is it true that there's a wrestling minigame in Rumble Roses?
speaking of, you can get it for like $15 now... might be the cheapest interactive porno dvd on the market!
Other than that, video was kinda alright. Glad I got real boobs waiting for me at home.
This video makes my insides confused. A small part of me wants to fap (insert joke here), while another part of me wants to never use the internet again until the next time I make love to a real woman. And there'll be a lot of showers between now and then.
Also, why the hell does Rumble Roses have a gratuitous slingshot swimsuit dancing scene? I understand it's a sexy female wrestling game, but wow, that single dance just piqued my interest a hundred-fold.
Hahaha. Thx Pangloss now I can go to bed with a smile on my face :)
it's frustrating though these are two of the most time consuming games i've ever seen for achievements... its gonna take you forever... and there are too many great games coming out this year too
I'm speechless.