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Some guy: Xbox might be sold to Sony, Microsoft is ruined
Remember that guy who said Microsoft's Xbox division cannot be sustained by the company? Well, here comes another analyst with the same suggestion, going so far as to believe rival Sony could acquire the brand. Them's some damning words! "The entertainment division will be spun off, sold to someone like Sony or possibly Barnes & Noble, or dramatically reduced in size," said Forbes' Adam Hartung. "Unable to make a profit it will increasingly be seen as a distraction to the battle for saving Windows -- and Microsoft leadership has long shown they have no idea how to profitably grow this business unit. "As more and more of the market shifts to competitive cloud infrastructure Apple, Amazon, Samsung and others will grow significantly. Microsoft, losing its user base, will demonstrate its inability to build a new business in the cloud, mimicking its historical failures with Zune (mobile music) and Microsoft mobile phones. Microsoft server and tool sales will suffer, creating a much more difficult profit environment for the sole remaining profitable division." Hartung goes as far as to say that the rise in power of Android and iOS, as well as the decline of the PC market, "means nothing short of the ruin of Microsoft." Mass layoffs are expected, along with the financial loss of anybody who remains invested in the company. It's suggested that nothing can halt Microsoft's fall into the abyss. "... failure is already inevitable," he continues. "At this stage, not even a new CEO can save Microsoft. Steve Ballmer played 'Bet the Company' on the long-delayed release of Win8, losing the chance to refocus Microsoft on other growing divisions with greater chance of success. Unfortunately, competitors already had enough chips to simply bid Microsoft out of the mobile game -- and Microsoft’s ante is now long gone -- without holding a hand even remotely able to turn around the product situation. "Game over. Ballmer loses. And if you keep your money invested in Microsoft it will disappear along with the company." Astute analysis? Rampant click-bait presented by myself just because it's rampant click-bait on a slow news day? Whatever you reckon (it's the latter), it seems a handful of writers are really sticking it to Microsoft lately, who seem to believe Google and Apple have finally put themselves in a position to slay the beast that is Microsoft. Okay, so the guy might just be mental, but imagine a Sony-branded Xbox. If there's one thing this industry needs, it's the combination of overpriced Avatar items AND firmware updates. Talk about a power couple! Tags:#HAHA Weird!#How is this a story?#Industry Bull#JOURNALISM#Microsoft#Money#slow news day#Sony#Xbox 360 Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
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7:30 AM on 05.10.2013 ClayFighter N64 instruction manual going for over $1000You know what game series no one ever talks about? ClayFighter. I remember years ago competing in a Blockbuster challenge for it (Blob for life!), and how much of a big deal the Nintendo 64 game was, but alas, it's kind of a ...
9:00 PM on 05.09.2013 Watch this: An ode to Garry's ModGarry's Mod, the most famous mod of all time, comes to life in this little ode by filmmaker Freddie Wong. Everyone's always wanted to launch into the sky in a rocket propelled bathtub with a little gnome, right?
6:00 PM on 05.08.2013 Riding a virtual roller coaster with the Oculus RiftThe next best thing to owning a virtual-reality headset is living vicariously through those who do. Thankfully, the Internet has been kind enough to satisfy our lust for entertainment with videos of people playing Mirror's E...
10:15 AM on 05.07.2013 GOTY Contender: My Riding Stables 3DPrrrbbt! My mane is all in a frizz because My Riding Stables 3D – Jumping for the Team is available in the Nintendo 3DS eShop right now. I'm doing that thing where I wiggle/shimmy my head back and forth while blowing ai...
11:30 PM on 05.06.2013 Man who lost life savings gets money back and a KinectReveling in the misfortune of others isn't something I try to frequently do, but the larger-than-life story about a New Hampshire man who burned through his life savings at a carnival in an attempt to win a Kinect was simply...
12:00 PM on 05.05.2013 How Street Fighter characters eat their foodSo wow, that whole How Animals Eat Their Food thing exploded. Over 55 million views and counting. Internet, you're so weird sometimes. Of course there's going to be spoofs of popular memes, such as the How Pokemon Eat Their ...
3:00 AM on 05.05.2013 You'll never look at a N64 controller the same way again[Update: Now with the original video! Thanks, Kotaku!] The Internet does things to things that makes you think weird things about your favorite things. (Via Gugogif's Tumblr)
6:00 AM on 05.04.2013 This Surgeon Simulator cake is super grossThe guys behind Surgeon Simulator 2013 had a special cake made to celebrate the game's success. It's themed after what you do in the game, and well, it's pretty damn gross. So gross that I put it below the fold in case you'r...
1:00 AM on 05.03.2013 Only YOU can help save GameStopWill you sit there and just watch as GameStop executives suffer from low sales of used games?
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Garry's Mod, the most famous mod of all time, comes to life in this little ode by filmmaker Freddie Wong. Everyone's always wanted to launch into the sky in a rocket propelled bathtub with a little gnome, right?more
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