After waiting a ridiculous length of time for my review copy of X-Blades, it finally arrived today and ... well ... yeah. It kind of looks pretty, so it has that going for it.
While I hack my way through the game and as you wait with excitement for our official review (you're on the edge of your seat), let's pass the time by gawping at these images of some filthy Page 6 bint dressed up like X-Blades heroine Ayumi. Her shiny sh*tpillows are hanging out and she very clearly wants a saucy bit of it. From you.
If you find her attractive and wish to masturbate over further images, the name is Jodie Dart. Feel free to pop that name into Google Image Search and fondle your flopper into a frothy frenzy.
Personally, I'll stick to my hentai drawings of Mr. Peeble getting sucked off by Magilla Gorilla.
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6:40 AM on 02.20.2009
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lol. If you can't hack it, go somewhere else. Simple.
This particular topic is probably up for debate, but our internal measuring stick for this would be "Could you see it at a public beach?" If the answer is yes, it's usually clear to post. While I realize that can get pretty broad, that's how we're working for now. If we feel we're offending a large group of readers or becoming irresponsible, we'll revisit it.
Tech support, somethings wrong with the comment section in Holmes feature...
sorry for going off topic.
Also couldnt find images for jodie dort on google images, all am getting is jodie foster :P
These pictures do not affect my opinion of X-Blades however.
Destructoid needs an option so I can filter everything by him. Everyone else is great, but this guy posts the most idiotic shit.
Also, what are the chances that Southpeak is still sending you X-Blades screenshots two months from now? I really do hope you'll keep posting them in your cblog if they are doing so.
I mean, did anyone else see the two girls they had for X Blades at PAX?
They looked more like one of the devoloper's girlfriends than hired booth babes...
Oh wait, those weren't my kids, it was just my penis that was stroking.. *squirt*
How is it "ironic" that I commented to voice how irritating your articles are on a site I enjoy? Do you know what "ironic" means?
Ironic is when you post bullshit about how some games over-sexualize women, and then spam the front-page of Destuctoid with images of said women.
You have the gall to post pretentious shit like this, http://www.destructoid.com/ten-golden-rules-of-videogame-women-120551.phtml while every T&A post on this site is yours. Hell, 90% of your "articles" are an excuse to post tits. Now, don't get me wrong, I love tits too; and if you'd stop adding your idiotic commentary we could get along.
Do you know what pretentious means, because you did not cite an example?
Mr. Irony.
...seriously though nice ass!
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"Hell, 90% of your "articles" are an excuse to post tits."
Using deductive reasoning this means Jim Sterling is 90% less gay than the entire rest of the Destructoid community. Way not to be gay big Jim!
Looks like she wants some Hot Coffee on her Rumble Roses if u catch my drift.
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