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If you like sports, or physics, watch the video. Just, dear God, mute it first.

I've been playing soccer -- both real and virtual --  for probably more than a decade now, and I've never scored from a free kick. For one, there's always three or four dudes, generally standing about 10 yards away, whose only job is to bone you over. Trying to make a soccer ball curl around an obstacle is hard enough -- putting it past a goalkeeper (again, his only job is to sh*t things up) is damned near impossible.

Thankfully, in my FIFA career, I don't think I've ever conceded a free kick, either -- probably owing to the fact that the kick-taker and goalie are controlled by the exact same AI, resulting, basically, in a tie. Unfortunately for me, that's about to change, if the winners of the 2008 Machine Intelligence competition have anything to say about it.

The MI competition is pretty self-explanatory -- it's an annual conference about artificial intelligence. The DeMontfort Leicester team won the competition by using Darwinian evolutionary theory to make virtual free kick-takers "smarter." Unfortunately, I don't know enough science to tell you how it works, but the implications are interesting. Says Simon Coupland, half of the winning two-man team:

In video games, scenarios tend to be scripted, rule-based, deterministic systems. This means if you get the same situation twice, the exact same things will happen in the exact same sequence.

Any hardcore video gamer will tell you this is a significant limitation of current games. This new approach gives a diversity of good computer game play and means the computer agent players are unpredictable.

The team believes that not only would it greatly improve the way soccer sims are made, but that the technology would be easy to implement.

The bottom line? My keeper's ability to ass everything up for other people is slowly, albeit surely, slipping. 

[Via Computer Weekly








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EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 21:03
EternalDeathSlayer
While I've never made a free kick in real soccer (I'm not good at soccer), I've made a million over the years in FIFA games. They were really easy in the 2000-2005 years, haven't played since really.

Winning Eleven, on the other hand, is tough. But I've made a few in that game also. Mostly by luck though.
Zeno's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 21:08
Zeno
Sports games are inherently limited anyway. This would be better applied to a non-simulation game.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 21:13
Neonie
The music in the video wasn't that bad...but then I grew up in Urban Louisiana where that's considered "light" core.
Cahuatijo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 21:29
Cahuatijo
Yeah, Roberto Carlos sticking it to France ten years ago... Only to lose it all a few months later...
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 21:35
Jack8274
So they want a system that can change things to have variety every playthrough... Reminds me of Left 4 Dead.
So do European soccer fans so that does balance out.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 21:43
Alasdair Duncan
Aim for the opposite corner that the keeper is guarding. If you can get it over the wall, he has to travel further to save it. Works for me, but I've got a mean left foot if I do say so myself.
Exquisitor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 22:12
Exquisitor
People actually voluntarily listen to that kind of music? I am amazed and appalled at the same time.
gingerbreadben's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 22:33
gingerbreadben
You know, I never really thought of the wall and the keeper that way. Maybe it's because where I live, noone cares enough to actually take things seriously. I dunno.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 22:40
Samit Sarkar
This sounds awesome! Also, that video was ridonculous.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 22:57
Xhumation
Great video but it did deserve to be muted.

Anyway this could be great. I've never found any challenge in the AI in FIFA games. it's just too predictable.

Also..I've scored a goal from a free kick in real life. :D
toastmatt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 23:29
toastmatt
;_; dear god why didnt i mute it?
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2008 23:58
Joseph Leray
@EDS -- damn you're right. I forgot about FIFA 05 and 06. They haven't used the same free kick mechanic since then, and now it's a lot harder.
hood_954's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 02:33
hood_954
it's shit like this that makes me think of the impending doom of judgment day. every single time.
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 03:06
CWal37
Free kick goals are great. I love playing a team with a bad keeper, don't even need to bend it, you can just drop it in behind them.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 04:38
TheToiletDuck
football
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 07:11
Batthink
I just realised that number four was the winning goal against England in the World Cup...



Anyway, the ball had to go into the area David Seaman (yes, the goalkeeper's surname is SEAMAN) could never reach. Just watch a video of the Ryan Giggs 60+ yard run and score against him (Arsenal vs Man Utd), or the European Final 'goal from the right-side touchline' to see what I mean.

Anyway, I always thought Pro Evo had the advantage over FIFA in that I could actually score free-kicks instead of missing the goal on a regular basis.
BigKev's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 09:27
BigKev
Man, that Roberto Carlos free kick is so overrated. Juninho is the one to soo for some mental free kicks.
koose's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 09:39
koose
@ batthink - can you post links to the goals you mentioned?

i hit the post last night from a free kick in fifa. closest i have ever come by a long way. :)
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2008 09:57
EternalDeathSlayer
Joseph: Good thing, cause it was really shitty to have to lose a game to a friend on a kick you have absolutely no control over defensively. That mechanic was awesome for you, until it got used against you. Then it sucked.
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