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So much parody it hurts: Matt Hazard dated for PSN, XBLA


6:20 PM on 11.30.2009
So much parody it hurts: Matt Hazard dated for PSN, XBLA photo



Matt Hazard along with all of his geeky references and faux history full of games will be present in Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond, a side-scrolling shooter for Xbox LIVE Arcade and PlayStation Network.

On top of the big news that the game will be available on January 6 for Xbox 360 and then the day after for PS3, we have been given a price, too: 1200 Microsoft Points/$14.99. Also, Matt's sidekick Dexter Dare -- the guy depicted chugging mana in the attached gallery (he has a problem) -- has been revealed.

You might recognize him from the totally-not-fake series Matt and Dexter. We're told he's since kicked his mana addiction in order to better serve under Matt.

See, I was being dead serious when I said these guys are all about the ridiculous marketing.

So much parody it hurts: Matt Hazard dated for PSN, XBLA photo
So much parody it hurts: Matt Hazard dated for PSN, XBLA photo
So much parody it hurts: Matt Hazard dated for PSN, XBLA photo
So much parody it hurts: Matt Hazard dated for PSN, XBLA photo
So much parody it hurts: Matt Hazard dated for PSN, XBLA photo
So much parody it hurts: Matt Hazard dated for PSN, XBLA photo
So much parody it hurts: Matt Hazard dated for PSN, XBLA photo
So much parody it hurts: Matt Hazard dated for PSN, XBLA photo
So much parody it hurts: Matt Hazard dated for PSN, XBLA photo





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