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Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that [video game]'s gonna make some huge bank.
Jay: What buzz?
Holden: The Internet buzz.
Jay: What the f*ck is the Internet? 
Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used all over the world where people can come together to bitch about [video games] and share pornography with one another.

Ah, Kevin Smith, how I love you so. In a totally heterosexual way, of course. Thus, it makes me extremely happy to finally be able to write about you on this here blog. Yes, ladies and gentleman, Kevin Smith has expressed an interest in video games

And who better to report on it than the guy with the Silent Bob avatar?

Hit the break for his exact quote on the potential Jay and Silent Bob sidescroller. Snoogans. 

"I'm a big fan of scrolling games," said Smith. "I'm not into first-person games. My theory is you're a game fan of the games you came up with and I came up in the scrolling world. So I still love to this day scrolling games. That's why I'm so entranced with that Mario game on Nintendo DS. It's just a total scrolling game with great graphics."

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When it comes to the convergence of Hollywood and games, Smith believes there's a way to bring Jay and Silent Bob to the interactive realm, but he needs some help.

"I'm really not good enough to pull it off," said Smith. "Games is one field that I like to be entertained, rather than try to be entertaining. For years, people have been telling me to do a Jay and Silent Bob game. I'd be all for it, but I'm just not the guy to do it. I'd be happy to write the back story for the game, but when it comes to what are the levels and challenges and bosses and things like that, I'm so not good at coming up with that kind of stuff. It'd be nice if someone came out with a Jay and Silent Bob game. I'd play it in a heartbeat."

You're a DS fan too, Kevin Smith? God damn, why are you so awesome? Anyway, exciting stuff. I'll e sure to keep you guys updated on this, if someone ever decides to do it. C'mon, someone can make a BongSaber Wii game...

[Source: News Askew and Yahoo Games

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Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2006 23:10
Joseph Leray
Snooch to the motherfuckin' nooge!
Burntgerbil's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2006 23:29
Burntgerbil
I got to meet Ben Affleck once - I asked "whats it like to work with Kevin Smith ?" He took it very kindly and his eyes lit up and talked all about him. I thought he would get pissed off for sure. It made ben seem like less of a dousche like everyone says he is.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2006 23:37
Aaron Mxy Yost
noinch, noinch, noinch...
sumfight's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2006 23:56
sumfight
Hell yeah this sounds great
Jelster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2006 00:13
Jelster
This'd be fucking excellent, specially if we can flip out on some mini games and get the shit demon to be an end boss. Other than that a mario style side scroller would be excellent. Pack that bitch up full of easter eggs and let the blunts roll!!

Damn, I want Berserker for a boss theme!

Would Nintendo actually let something like this through? Because I assume it will be sex and drug heavy humor and be DS exclusive. :)

BTW - Sheir I expect you've seen him but did you watch the blogs of the aussie who did that Wii Manual piss take? He is a Smith clone! Blunty3000 on YouTube This always

Kosmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2006 01:27
Kosmo
This is my wet dream coming true, or rather, partially coming true, since I would like to make the game. But meh, it's still pretty awesome.

It's quite true that Kevin couldn't make a good game, he is a dialog kind of guy, but that only means that if the game has cutscenes it will have pretty tight dialog :D

I'm imagining a sidescroller/adventure game with the usual shenanigans of Kevin's characters, and we need a lot of cool cameos. And it gots to have some monkeys!
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2006 01:43
ian_esq
That would be Sick!

I hear Kevin's done with the View Askuniverse''s jay and SB movies anyways....


hope videos games can Next-Gen us some wicked game cansepts with the 2 best faces off his cult series.
shinyhat's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2006 04:00
shinyhat
"I'm really not good enough to pull it off," said Smith.

Doesn't that apply to everything he's done lately? Sorry, but I was a fan and have moved on after so many let downs. There are much better writers, directors, you name it out there right now. A retro sidescroller would be cool if done right though (and by right I mean EA gettng the license) Sarcasm aside... as the man himself said, don't let him touch it.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2006 11:23
KyleGamgee
ShinyHat you are out of your gourd. "Clerks 2" made me laugh harder at the theater than my metrosexual friend did at "A Mighty Wind."
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2006 11:24
KyleGamgee
Edit: "...made my wife and I laugh harder..."
Zaron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2006 12:02
Zaron
There are no words for how awesome this is.
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