6:29 PM on 10.09.2006
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Niero
You know us, and we've never been one to hesitate posting half-naked gamer girls. That's all fun among consenting weird people online, we ham it up and it's all good. Real women aside, many of us also like anime and understand the art form. But even in the realm of stylized Japanese cartoons there is no way in hell this little school girl is meant to be depicted as an adult. No way. She's ten years old tops, even if that. My gut reaction -- SNK is making a DS and Wii game where you undress and grope children? WHAT.THE.FUCK.
According to stories spotted on
DegenkiOnline and
UK Resistance, the well known
King of Fighter publisher SNK will be releasing
DOKIDOKI MAJOSAIBAN or
Exciting Witch Trial on the Wii and DS. The object of these games is to strip and grope young women in order to detect which ones are witches or human. Just look at the gameplay buttons provided above. We expect this sort of perverse game to come out of some completely irresponsible porn studio in the East somewhere. But a trusted name like SNK? I'm speechless. Even with a mature rating, does this illustrated gameplay sit well with you? More gameplay pics from their presentation after the jump -- you be the judge.
My personal concensus? Somebody needs to call the Yakuza and have them beat these people in the streets. And when they are done, they need to shove a Wiimote up their asses to make sure they're human.
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The top picture was fanart created when the wii was first unveiled.
The second is a photoshop of os-tan (98) which is also ancient.
Only the last photo is real, and she sure as hell doesn't look like a kid to me.
Get your facts straight before posting :)
http://www.mozlapunk.net/homepage/index.php?p=1321
You shouldn't doubt Niero about his information. The link aboves easily proves the game is real. And you must be a pedo yourself if you can't tell between a 10 year old and a 12 year old. Either way even if they were 16 it's still something for a child molester.
If you look at the real in-game shots, you see that the females presented are not even close to underage and have breasts larger than my head.
The "reporter" here definitely tried to present the top image as being representative of the game.
This article is nearly 100% false and should be pulled. Hell, SNK should get their lawyers to look at this.
Not that it's really any business of yours what people do in their own private time, providing that it doesn't hurt anyone (which this wouldn't).
Sorry if you already realised all this by now. :)