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Smell like a person who doesn't exist with FFXIII perfume photo

Far be it from me to judge, but I have never understood the appeal of smelling like a famous person, place or thing. In fact I've never really understood the appeal of cologne in general, especially when so few men have any idea how to use it in proper amounts. Of course perfumes, or their less powerful siblings Eau de Toilet, I can understand since women seem to have the ability to not dump an entire bottle of scented liquid on themselves. Still, I'm not so sure how many ladies out there will want to smell like Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII.

Square Enix has announced that they will be releasing a Final Fantasy XIII Eau de Toilet a month after the game is released in Japan. The scent, named after the FFXIII character of the same name, will be full of sweet peach flavors that are followed by rose and a feminine musk (the good kind). 50mLs of the scent will cost 7,140 yen or $83. No U.S. release date is set yet, but if you're walking through the woman's department of your local department store and you suddenly feel like entering into a random encounter battle it means that it's probably arrived and some poor shmuck just got doused with a sample of the stuff.

Did anyone ever get a chance to smell that Cloud cologne that was announced a little while back?

[Via Japanator]


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Brlito's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 20:08
Brlito
Yech, it'll sell like gangbusters though.
Exrecaller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 20:19
Exrecaller
If the game is actually good, I might buy this for collection's sake. Or to immerse myself. Sniff the hell out of it then jack off to the inevitable FFXIII yuri that's already out there.
Lobster Mobster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 20:19
Lobster Mobster
Her character design document was basically, "Make a female Cloud," so it wouldn't surprise me if this was rebranded Eau de Angst.
YEAH-YA's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 20:24
YEAH-YA
............to whom is this game marketed to again?
dogestyl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 20:25
dogestyl
I would never want this. I would not like to smell the scent of a woman that reminds me of a guy.
Korolev's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 20:44
Korolev
What the hell? Smell like someone that doesn't really exist? How is that possible?

They've basically taken old discount perfume bottles and stuck a fancy label on them.

However, this is brilliant because as Brlito said, it will sell. Brilliant from a business perspective only though.

When you really think about it, this thing is either really creepy or really sad. Really sad if girls buy it.

But really, really creepy if guys buy it.

Really creepy. Think about it.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 20:49
EternalDeathSlayer
I never noticed how much Lighting looks like a dude until dogestyl pointed it out in an above comment. Always thought she was fugly, especially for the female lead, but now she really reminds me of a dude.

Ugh.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 20:50
ThunderHeartXI
Even if this game ends up blowing my mind, I don't know if I would buy this even for collection's sake. If this was priced in the $30-$40 range, then maybe. But $83+? No thanks. But then again if someone gave this to me I would call them an idiot but still probably enjoy it. I don't even know if I would wear it though, I've never been one for perfume. It would probably be really hard to explain what perfume brand it was if someone asked what I was wearing.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 21:04
Xzyliac
Looking at all her fighting and shit I'd imagine she stinks more than a miner in Texas during July with a fleece coat.

Oh but this is Final Fantasy. Nothing makes sense 'round here. :P
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 21:11
atastysammich
This is just all kinds of weird, and I can't wrap my head around it for the life of me. Exactly what images of... smells of Lightning is this stuff supposed to conjure? Her body wash and whatnot? Some creepy fan-exaggerated idea of what she smells like first thing after an intense boss battle? THIS CONFUSES AND ENRAGES ME.
ZeeJayTL's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 21:20
ZeeJayTL
is it really called "Final Fantasy XIII Eau de Toilet"...
Zeik56's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 21:31
Zeik56
"...since women seem to have the ability to not dump an entire bottle of scented liquid on themselves."

This is a lie. A complete an utter fabrication.
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 21:39
pl0x kthanxbai
well, she really LOOKS like she SMELLS good
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 22:08
Nicojay2
Lightning ~ Eau de Toilet. For the hermaphrodite in you.

Hopefully not actually in you right now.>_<
kelvinc's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 22:11
kelvinc
Actually I'd say this makes MORE sense than the sodas. I guess this is kind of "here is what Lightning smells like." What's the soda supposed to mean? What bodily fluid are we consuming here, exactly?
Blacklash93's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 23:08
Blacklash93
^
What the characters may... taste like?
JynxShot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 23:38
JynxShot
Do you think it will boost encounter rate or reduce it? Might be worth equipping on girlfriend party members or coworkers.
Matthew Razak's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2009 23:52
Matthew Razak
@Zeik56

Yea, you're probably right. Too many girls bathe in the stuff as well. I just find it more offensive when I guy does it I think.
Gee-Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2009 01:05
Gee-Man
Wait, what? So, is it supposed to represent what she smells like? Or is it supposed to smell like the perfume she would use? Or is it the essence of her personality condensed into smelly liquid?

Imagine if they tried that with American games: Now introducing Master Chief cologne! So you too can smell like an emotionless unyielding killing machine stuck in a green suit...that he never takes off.
artha14's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2009 01:16
artha14
I'm with exrecaller on this.
Kismet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2009 01:17
Kismet
I will want this because if I equip it, it will give me auto re-raise, regen, and haste. Yessss.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2009 02:22
lewness
On the contrary, wearing that gives the EncNone ability. And by EncNone, I mean NO ONE would touch you with a ten-foot pole.
jamBOT's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2009 03:44
jamBOT
So, Cloud is pretty like a girl, and Lightening looks like a effeminate man. I'm so confused.
Pengbros's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2009 03:56
Pengbros
I'm buying it, why? Because I fucking can and no, I really have nothing better to spend money on.

I have a friend who's really (like, really) into FF and this is totally gonna get me laid.

Hah, that is the most unfunny and pathetic thing I have ever typed up, also not true.

Anyway, on a more serious note, I remember the perfumes from Final Fantasy Tactics being some of the most ridiculous things you could equip on a female character, nothing else gave so many damn positive status effect in one equip slot. I think there was one that basically gave someone permanent Re-Raise since it was a buff given by the equipment and not just a spell. An immortal Agrias? Take that Orlandu!

...then again, my Agrias never actually died, so I don't know if she loses the effect after dying once per battle, but as far as I'm concerned, she does not.

Also, this comment is tl;dr
Drowkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2009 05:46
Drowkin
In a few months : the Bioshock 2 perfume. A sweet blend between corroded metal and fresh oysters.
Ize's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2009 13:57
Ize
What comes next? Grim Fandango perfumes that smell like corpses and exotic flowers?
Starrynight's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2009 17:41
Starrynight
I'd buy it. If it didn't cost $83 and it smelled good.
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