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If the game is actually good, I might buy this for collection's sake. Or to immerse myself. Sniff the hell out of it then jack off to the inevitable FFXIII yuri that's already out there.
Her character design document was basically, "Make a female Cloud," so it wouldn't surprise me if this was rebranded Eau de Angst.
What the hell? Smell like someone that doesn't really exist? How is that possible?
They've basically taken old discount perfume bottles and stuck a fancy label on them.
However, this is brilliant because as Brlito said, it will sell. Brilliant from a business perspective only though.
When you really think about it, this thing is either really creepy or really sad. Really sad if girls buy it.
But really, really creepy if guys buy it.
Really creepy. Think about it.
They've basically taken old discount perfume bottles and stuck a fancy label on them.
However, this is brilliant because as Brlito said, it will sell. Brilliant from a business perspective only though.
When you really think about it, this thing is either really creepy or really sad. Really sad if girls buy it.
But really, really creepy if guys buy it.
Really creepy. Think about it.
I never noticed how much Lighting looks like a dude until dogestyl pointed it out in an above comment. Always thought she was fugly, especially for the female lead, but now she really reminds me of a dude.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Even if this game ends up blowing my mind, I don't know if I would buy this even for collection's sake. If this was priced in the $30-$40 range, then maybe. But $83+? No thanks. But then again if someone gave this to me I would call them an idiot but still probably enjoy it. I don't even know if I would wear it though, I've never been one for perfume. It would probably be really hard to explain what perfume brand it was if someone asked what I was wearing.
Looking at all her fighting and shit I'd imagine she stinks more than a miner in Texas during July with a fleece coat.
Oh but this is Final Fantasy. Nothing makes sense 'round here. :P
Oh but this is Final Fantasy. Nothing makes sense 'round here. :P
This is just all kinds of weird, and I can't wrap my head around it for the life of me. Exactly what images of... smells of Lightning is this stuff supposed to conjure? Her body wash and whatnot? Some creepy fan-exaggerated idea of what she smells like first thing after an intense boss battle? THIS CONFUSES AND ENRAGES ME.
"...since women seem to have the ability to not dump an entire bottle of scented liquid on themselves."
This is a lie. A complete an utter fabrication.
This is a lie. A complete an utter fabrication.
Lightning ~ Eau de Toilet. For the hermaphrodite in you.
Hopefully not actually in you right now.>_<
Hopefully not actually in you right now.>_<
Actually I'd say this makes MORE sense than the sodas. I guess this is kind of "here is what Lightning smells like." What's the soda supposed to mean? What bodily fluid are we consuming here, exactly?
Do you think it will boost encounter rate or reduce it? Might be worth equipping on girlfriend party members or coworkers.
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Yea, you're probably right. Too many girls bathe in the stuff as well. I just find it more offensive when I guy does it I think.
Yea, you're probably right. Too many girls bathe in the stuff as well. I just find it more offensive when I guy does it I think.
Wait, what? So, is it supposed to represent what she smells like? Or is it supposed to smell like the perfume she would use? Or is it the essence of her personality condensed into smelly liquid?
Imagine if they tried that with American games: Now introducing Master Chief cologne! So you too can smell like an emotionless unyielding killing machine stuck in a green suit...that he never takes off.
Imagine if they tried that with American games: Now introducing Master Chief cologne! So you too can smell like an emotionless unyielding killing machine stuck in a green suit...that he never takes off.
On the contrary, wearing that gives the EncNone ability. And by EncNone, I mean NO ONE would touch you with a ten-foot pole.
I'm buying it, why? Because I fucking can and no, I really have nothing better to spend money on.
I have a friend who's really (like, really) into FF and this is totally gonna get me laid.
Hah, that is the most unfunny and pathetic thing I have ever typed up, also not true.
Anyway, on a more serious note, I remember the perfumes from Final Fantasy Tactics being some of the most ridiculous things you could equip on a female character, nothing else gave so many damn positive status effect in one equip slot. I think there was one that basically gave someone permanent Re-Raise since it was a buff given by the equipment and not just a spell. An immortal Agrias? Take that Orlandu!
...then again, my Agrias never actually died, so I don't know if she loses the effect after dying once per battle, but as far as I'm concerned, she does not.
Also, this comment is tl;dr
I have a friend who's really (like, really) into FF and this is totally gonna get me laid.
Hah, that is the most unfunny and pathetic thing I have ever typed up, also not true.
Anyway, on a more serious note, I remember the perfumes from Final Fantasy Tactics being some of the most ridiculous things you could equip on a female character, nothing else gave so many damn positive status effect in one equip slot. I think there was one that basically gave someone permanent Re-Raise since it was a buff given by the equipment and not just a spell. An immortal Agrias? Take that Orlandu!
...then again, my Agrias never actually died, so I don't know if she loses the effect after dying once per battle, but as far as I'm concerned, she does not.
Also, this comment is tl;dr
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