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The above video is retarded, but adorable. Little Aiden here is preparing himself for the zombie apocalypse after watching perhaps a little too much Left 4 Dead. Of course, one could question why a small infant knows so much about a violent zombie shooting game, but it's JUST TOO CUTE to question!
 
He totally couldn't take a Tank though, the naive little sh*t.







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lv99ron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 17:02
lv99ron
Years from now this kid is going to watch this video. He is going to get upset, and hook his elderly father up to a VR machine and have him play L4D 4. He is going to mess with the old man up until he is attacked by a Super Hunter and has a massive heart attack. You son will post this video on Destructoid so our kids can laugh, just as we have.
kce05d's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 17:05
kce05d
The perfect teammate...just don't pair him with Bill...
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 17:06
Red TheHaze Veron
Sterling finds something cute?
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 17:08
SnakeDude4Life
Little sister is such a Medipack-hog.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 17:11
MrSadistic
Like I said before, when the zombie apocalypse comes it's every person for themselves. Sorry children, but you are going to be helpful diversions for mommy and daddy.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 17:21
Aaron Mxy Yost
I think I was on that kid's team in a versus match last night.
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 17:48
monosylabik
i bet he took the most damage...
Iron Dragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 17:48
Iron Dragon
So this explains the teams I've been getting...
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 18:11
Druid 01
i take that kid over half of my normal teammates
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 18:25
falinter
At least the boy is educated. He stands a better chance than some other poor shmuck on the play ground.
deletemyaccount's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 18:32
deletemyaccount
This shit is not front page worthy.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 20:26
Jim Sterling
"This shit is not front page worthy."

I love armchair bloggers.

Tell you what. When you become editor-in-chief of Destructoid, you can tell me what I can and can't do. Until that day, well I'm afraid I'll make those judgment calls myself, m'kay?
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 20:33
Jack8274
Hey Jim, are you sitting in a chair that doesn't have arm's? That would be so annoying not having a place to rest those arms after a furious typing session.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 20:46
Jetsetlemming
This is not only front page-worthy, Destructoid should get a new theme based entirely on this video's contents. Fuck ad-based themes, we be all about Toddlers fighting zombies.
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4888/kidzombiesho3.jpg
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 21:54
Sharpless
You don't look for the tank, motherfucker. The tank looks for you.
Phalanxxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2008 04:45
Phalanxxx
oh Jim Sterling, your high-stakes conglomeration of humour and interesting news stories makes reading fun ^^
AnimaLux's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2008 13:40
AnimaLux
How sweet!

If only more parents were involved with teaching their children about the impending zombie apocalypse. Humanity might just stand a chance.

...But probably not.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2008 16:40
Batthink
I thought I heard a Witch crying in the background towards the end of the video.... >_> <_<
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 03:44
The Amazing Shenazin
POW! POW! POW! POW! POW! POW!
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