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Slow news day: Red Alert 3 wallpaper has women in it photo

It's a wallpaper for Red Alert 3 and it has women on it. There are some more as well. They also have women on them. Yes, the news today is of such low quality that it's come to this. 

Still, if you have a thing for women who are trying to look as sexy as possible while dressed in absolutely ridiculous outfits, then you'll want to give these wallpapers a quick gander. Personally, I won't be interested until I get my sexy Tim Curry wallpaper.

I know EA's holding onto that little gem for another time!


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ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar
ArrestedDeveloper at 10/22/2008 12:27
I think England might have the cutest girls in that lot, though I do like that Russian mma girl.
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 10/22/2008 12:29
:D
Dastardly007's Avatar
Dastardly007 at 10/22/2008 12:29
Bloody hell, it is a slow news day!

Cant you just make some shit up?...and attach girly pics
Pacopaco's Avatar
Pacopaco at 10/22/2008 12:34
Dr. Frank-N-Furter could take these girls any day. Crazy McCarthy might pose a challenge with her magical anti-autism ray gun, though.
solidgoomba's Avatar
solidgoomba at 10/22/2008 12:45
Mmmmmm, loves me some Tim Curry. Everyone now: I'm just a sweet Transvestite
Butmac's Avatar
Butmac at 10/22/2008 12:47
I can't believe I've slept with all those girls - wow! It's so awesome being me!

/high fives everyone
KamikazeTutor's Avatar
KamikazeTutor at 10/22/2008 12:53
hawt
egan n24's Avatar
egan n24 at 10/22/2008 12:53
i hope my girlfriend looks like kelly hu when she's 40...
Stahlbrand's Avatar
Stahlbrand at 10/22/2008 12:54
Wow, weak photochopping on the group picture, clearly comped from seperate photos. Looks around the hair, especially where there is a model in front of another.
MissHinasaki's Avatar
MissHinasaki at 10/22/2008 12:56
Those all seem incredibly low budget. I expect more out of EA. :(
Dastardly007's Avatar
Dastardly007 at 10/22/2008 12:57
Yeah. Thats what I was looking at aswell.

The Photoshopping.
13thDragon's Avatar
13thDragon at 10/22/2008 13:09
Yeah, yeah, I would do all of them. *Yawn* move along people, nothing to see here.
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World Eater at 10/22/2008 13:12
I can't believe Gina Carano is the worst looking one in those pictures. She's normally hot.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 10/22/2008 13:15
Autumn Reeser is so cute.
bbrigg1's Avatar
bbrigg1 at 10/22/2008 13:21
I want to use that chick in the green beret's ass for a pillow.
solidgoomba's Avatar
solidgoomba at 10/22/2008 13:42
Oh, and on a separate note: where's my redheads? Fail EA.
mix's Avatar
mix at 10/22/2008 14:21
Some of them are hot...

Oh well kept me interested for a whole 2 mins.
Dan CiTi's Avatar
Dan CiTi at 10/22/2008 14:24
GOOD GAME.
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 10/22/2008 14:29
no complaints here, for what the news are nowadays...
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VampireChrist at 10/22/2008 15:00
...the things i would do to autumn reeser
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar
Mr Wrighty 987 at 10/22/2008 15:08
Would sex beast the lot of them
Yuphrum's Avatar
Yuphrum at 10/22/2008 15:15
Needs to have Tim Curry being surrounded by all the womens
TheToiletDuck's Avatar
TheToiletDuck at 10/22/2008 17:56
You asked for it, you cant unask for it

TheToiletDuck's Avatar
TheToiletDuck at 10/22/2008 18:02
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shadowcast at 10/22/2008 18:21
Video game company in sex used to sell game shocker... film at 11!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar
TrailerParkJesus at 10/22/2008 18:43
<3 autumn reeser <3
Endstiem's Avatar
Endstiem at 10/22/2008 19:23
Who's the blonde?.... ?!?
TheGregsaw's Avatar
TheGregsaw at 10/22/2008 23:39
Am I the only person that thought of Dr. Frankenfurter?

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~farmeral/blog/drag3.jpg
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 10/22/2008 23:48
Gemma Atkinson is teh hottest evar. Her, Jenny McCarthy, Kelly Hu... brain asplode!
JustLikeBuck's Avatar
JustLikeBuck at 10/23/2008 04:23
Almost worth turning commi over.
Commodore624's Avatar
Commodore624 at 10/23/2008 09:55
i um wow ah..........i have to go walk away slowly
falinter's Avatar
falinter at 10/23/2008 13:37
hotchy machy!
GohanGVO's Avatar
GohanGVO at 10/26/2008 13:06
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