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Slow news day: Red Alert 3 wallpaper has women in it photo

It's a wallpaper for Red Alert 3 and it has women on it. There are some more as well. They also have women on them. Yes, the news today is of such low quality that it's come to this. 

Still, if you have a thing for women who are trying to look as sexy as possible while dressed in absolutely ridiculous outfits, then you'll want to give these wallpapers a quick gander. Personally, I won't be interested until I get my sexy Tim Curry wallpaper.

I know EA's holding onto that little gem for another time!


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ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 12:27
ArrestedDeveloper
I think England might have the cutest girls in that lot, though I do like that Russian mma girl.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 12:29
BlindsideDork
:D
Dastardly007's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 12:29
Dastardly007
Bloody hell, it is a slow news day!

Cant you just make some shit up?...and attach girly pics
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 12:34
Pacopaco
Dr. Frank-N-Furter could take these girls any day. Crazy McCarthy might pose a challenge with her magical anti-autism ray gun, though.
solidgoomba's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 12:45
solidgoomba
Mmmmmm, loves me some Tim Curry. Everyone now: I'm just a sweet Transvestite
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 12:47
Butmac
I can't believe I've slept with all those girls - wow! It's so awesome being me!

/high fives everyone
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 12:53
KamikazeTutor
hawt
egan n24's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 12:53
egan n24
i hope my girlfriend looks like kelly hu when she's 40...
Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 12:54
Stahlbrand
Wow, weak photochopping on the group picture, clearly comped from seperate photos. Looks around the hair, especially where there is a model in front of another.
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 12:56
MissHinasaki
Those all seem incredibly low budget. I expect more out of EA. :(
Dastardly007's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 12:57
Dastardly007
Yeah. Thats what I was looking at aswell.

The Photoshopping.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 13:09
13thDragon
Yeah, yeah, I would do all of them. *Yawn* move along people, nothing to see here.
World Eater's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 13:12
World Eater
I can't believe Gina Carano is the worst looking one in those pictures. She's normally hot.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 13:15
Samit Sarkar
Autumn Reeser is so cute.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 13:21
bbrigg1
I want to use that chick in the green beret's ass for a pillow.
solidgoomba's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 13:42
solidgoomba
Oh, and on a separate note: where's my redheads? Fail EA.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 14:21
mix
Some of them are hot...

Oh well kept me interested for a whole 2 mins.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 14:24
Dan CiTi
GOOD GAME.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 14:29
Velt
no complaints here, for what the news are nowadays...
VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 15:00
VampireChrist
...the things i would do to autumn reeser
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 15:08
Mr Wrighty 987
Would sex beast the lot of them
Yuphrum's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 15:15
Yuphrum
Needs to have Tim Curry being surrounded by all the womens
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 17:56
TheToiletDuck
You asked for it, you cant unask for it

TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 18:02
TheToiletDuck
shadowcast's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 18:21
shadowcast
Video game company in sex used to sell game shocker... film at 11!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 18:43
TrailerParkJesus
<3 autumn reeser <3
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 19:23
Endstiem
Who's the blonde?.... ?!?
TheGregsaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 23:39
TheGregsaw
Am I the only person that thought of Dr. Frankenfurter?

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~farmeral/blog/drag3.jpg
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2008 23:48
Sharpless
Gemma Atkinson is teh hottest evar. Her, Jenny McCarthy, Kelly Hu... brain asplode!
JustLikeBuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2008 04:23
JustLikeBuck
Almost worth turning commi over.
Commodore624's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2008 09:55
Commodore624
i um wow ah..........i have to go walk away slowly
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2008 13:37
falinter
hotchy machy!
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2008 13:06
GohanGVO
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