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Slow dough is better than no dough: Another 50 Cent game incoming photo

Don't shoot me (nine times), but I didn't think 50 Cent: Bulletproof was that bad. It's been awhile, but I seem to remember there being a lot of shooting, really violent hand-to-hand kills, and unlockable music videos. Really, that's a perfect videogaming combination right there.

So perfect, in fact, that it deserves a sequel. The fine folks at Electronic Gaming Monthly have worked their magic to get the exclusive first look at what they're calling 50 Cent II. There is no information, so we'll have to wait until next month when EGM pulls back the curtain on this long-awaited sequel that no one was asking for because they were too scared they'd get shot.

I guess what I'm saying is this -- if you don't already have a subscription to EGM, I suggest you start pulling out those check books. You're not going to want to miss this.

[Via Kotaku]








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Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:42
Cheeburga
PLEASE GOD NO.
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:44
Spykron
50 vs kanye west 2008
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:44
MaxVest
I feel bad for 50 Cent. Due to inflation and the weakened dollar, he's really only about 39 Cent at this point. Can't even buy a stamp.
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:45
Cube
It that bad just because it has some lame ass rapper with lame ass music stamped on it.
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:46
Twisted Imp
CHEESY JOKE IS CHEESY!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:46
Samit Sarkar
MaxVest: A food stamp?
DFS Vegas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:50
DFS Vegas
50 Cent II: Dollar

Sorry, it had to be done... Now I feel dirty >_>
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:51
MaxVest
@Samit Sarkar: Been hanging around with Necros, have we?
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:51
BluFire
FAP FAP FAP
spas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:54
spas
Kanye West game would be way better bears with shades on been shot out of stuff!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:55
Samit Sarkar
@MaxVest: *hangs head in shame*
0bshaky's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 22:58
0bshaky
Can I have a profile or possible stereotype of the people that buy this shit?
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 23:06
HarassmentPanda
Gee, could this be EGM's April Fool's joke?

Honestly, in this case, no dough is better than slow dough.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 23:08
TrailerParkJesus
I hope the 10th time's the charm
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 23:09
Magesx
GAMING IS RUINED
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 23:15
Rifter01
NoooOooOoOowahhhh!
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 23:18
GoS-CPT-Stewart
@MaxVest

I peed a little when I read that first comment...
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 23:22
B-Radicate
Anyone else think it should be titled 52 Cent? Anyone? Anyone?
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 23:32
ian_esq
yeahhh Kanye The Game

Then...

The Game: The Game
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 23:37
TrailerParkJesus
@ian_esq: The Game: The Game?!!!!

...

you fucking genious
Grocerspride's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 00:17
Grocerspride
Is 50 Cent still relevant?

If so that's too bad.
Threctory's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 00:32
Threctory
EL LOL EL!
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 00:44
Kyousuke Nanbu
Its getting a sequel because the first one sold a shitload.
beer baron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 00:50
beer baron
April Fools edition of EGM? Please?
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 00:55
atheistium
Dear Mr Fiddy Cent,
We have over 100 copies of your game in the back. We can't store any more but no one is buying it. Please don't make another game, no-one will buy it and it'll waste space in my store.
All my love,
Lauren xx
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 01:52
TrailerParkJesus
I also hope this is an April Fool's joke, but I believe the Lego Halo was the one

and there can only be one.....
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 03:37
Jim Sterling
50 Cent II: I Still Think My Life Is Like This
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 04:43
mistic
25 Cent : Bulletproof but not housing-crisisproof
Up2NoGooD's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 06:09
Up2NoGooD
51 cents... BWAHA!
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 07:07
SuitcoatAvenger
Do you know why the last game was brilliant? Not because you played as 50 Cent, oh no, but because by the end of the game you played as 50 Cent fighting Al Queda on a barge in New York City while listening to "Candy Shop".

Yes, I bought the game.

No, I don't regret it, because it was GODDAMN HILARIOUS.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 08:44
Holyetheline
wow this is terrible news. I sure as hell hope that they don't also make a sequel to the pimp my ride game.
Leathersoup's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 09:56
Leathersoup
50 Cent: The same people who buy WWE games buy my shit.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 10:19
Bob Muir
And now, 50 Cent is on the front page of Destructoid. Damn you, God!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 15:28
Eschatos
This is the shit we don't need.
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