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Sleep with your eyes open: the Golgo13 eyemask photo

Cospa is like the nerd's dream company. They manufacture everything from Gurren Lagann rings to Atlus t-shirts, and since I own one of the latter, I can vouch that their stuff is great quality.

That being said, I couldn't stop giggling this morning when I saw the Golgo 13 eyemask, which could easily be the most hilarious use of twelve of your hard earned dollars ever. If there's anything that's freaking awesome, it's looking like Duke Togo while you sleep.

Seeing this got me thinking about the original Golgo 13 game for the NES, which made a huge impact on me because Duke takes a girl back to a hotel room and you see them close the curtains. I thought this could only mean SEX, and as a ten year old this was rather thrilling and disturbing to me. Games were getting so mature! What could be next! If only little Colette could have had any idea of the violent future of gaming to come! Speaking of Golgo 13, there's a new game in the works for the DS. You should go check that out.

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Colette Bennett is a Destructoid features editor from New Orleans, Louisiana. She is also a founding member of Destructoid's sister sites Tomopop, a toy lover's blog and Japanator, our anime site. Likes Nintendo DS, NES, Silent Hill series, Rhythm games, RPGs Meet the rest of the team



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loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 12:04
loki d20
I'd buy it just to use on airplanes. Talk about freaking out people on your flight. Wish they would also remake the original NES game for the DS.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 12:06
Chronic Logic
Think about raping me in my sleep?! I don't fucking think so! With these eyemasks I can sleep safe and sound and protect my butthole from getting violated.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 12:11
Char Aznable
Well, that's easily the coolest thing I'll see all day. You rule, Colette!
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 12:21
ZombiePlatypus
If I were to ever wear an sleep mask thing, I'd want it to be that one. As for that DS game, I certainly hope there's more to it than that.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 12:39
Cowboy TTop
Golgo 13 DS game just came out in japan this month.

Please pick it up to and release it, Atlus or someone.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 12:51
Colette Bennett
@Char Aznable <3

I think I have to buy one. Too funny.
John Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 12:58
John Johnson
That's awesome. And so was Golgo 13 for Nintendo. And the Mafat Conspiracy for that matter. It's funny because when I first played Golgo 13, I totally missed the implied sex. I didn't realize that's what was going on until probably my mid-teens when I was like, wait a minute...
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 13:13
psycho terror2
WOW this is a must own! thanks colette!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 13:24
fetusmilk
i have been thinking about getting a sleeping mask. this might be the one.
Redbluefire's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 13:44
Redbluefire
Is there a guide for english customers to order from Cospa?
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 13:46
Demtor
Oh yeaaah, she likes it with the mask on. Who wouldn't? Just look at those eyebrows! Epic sexiness of Duke Togo proportions.
Draconianviper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 13:55
Draconianviper
I remember my first exposure to Golgo 13 was the NES game as a kid. Even then I knew what was going on when his health would shoot up when the lights went out in the hotel. So now we have a way to have our girlfriends/and wives get that wholesome experience with these masks!
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 13:57
calpis
I'm an asian man just like Duke Togo. If I had this, would I be able to make white girls throw themselves by just looking at them?
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 17:35
Naim Master
The new game looks awfull !
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 20:45
Colette Bennett
@redbluefire - no, but you can buy their products through Hobby Search.
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