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[Update: There's a phone number on the site, 1-502-383-1956, that connects you to a Google Voice line. Yeah, this is starting to sound like some garage developer's having a few jollies.]

A website with a teaser trailer for something called Slavery the Game just opened up. Slavery the Game. A strategy game in which you buy, sell, and "discipline" slaves.

Ummmmm... yeeeeeeeah....

There is no way on Earth that this can be real. The game is purported to arrive on PS3, Xbox 360, and PC in Spring 2012, carrying a rating of Adults Only. Considering that none of the console manufacturers would allow an AO game on their platform, this whole business seems like viral marketing for another as-of-yet-revealed game. This is supported by the fact that searching for any info on the supposed "developer," Javelin Reds Gaming, turns up nothing.

Regardless of the reason for this... thing, who thought this would be a good idea? It's not like it's played up for laughs, either -- it's not like Dave Chappelle's Roots spoof. The supposed game sounds extremely visceral and serious in tone. What kind of reaction is this going for? What possible benefit could come out of this whole mess? Just... I... WHY!?

[Thanks for the tip, Anthony]








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flintmech's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:09
flintmech
Hey, I'm pretty sure there was a game about school shootings. Also JFK Reloaded. This had to happen eventually.
Teffy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:12
Teffy
The ESRB has not rated any games relating to "Slavery". Gotta be an ad campaign for some new announcement... but what? And I get the feeling this'll wind up hurting whatever product is related to this. It goes beyond "Dude. Not Funny." territory straight into "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" territory.
Gamescook's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:13
Gamescook
Whatever point this trailer is trying to make is going over my head. It had better get to the real thing it's pitching or trying to spread the word about FAST before we get ANOTHER unwarranted vidyagaem controversy.
Teffy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:14
Teffy
Just checked the website - there's an international phone number... anyone want to call this and find out what's up?

(001) 502 383 1956
Noir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:14
Noir
Talk about offensive...
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:15
Tony Ponce
@Teffy

Know what? That's not a bad idea.
kidplus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:15
kidplus
Maybe this is a joke to stir up more shit on the internet after the trash lady controversy. There's a phone number on the website with a 001 area code. Where the hell is that if it's even real?
Teffy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:16
Teffy
Google Voice connected me. Got an answering machine with a man's voice saying "You've reached Javelin Reds. Leave a message." followed by a beep.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:17
Tony Ponce
Turns out the phone number is a Google Voice account. Yeah, sounds fake to me.
Teffy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:18
Teffy
Also the guy's voice was Southern American (slight drawl saying "Javelin"), which I'm not sure if that makes it funnier or more offensive... Either way they should know better being an American company.
INKU48's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:20
INKU48
The difference between this and games about school shootings is that those games weren't on the PS3/360. Anyone can make an offensive game and post it on the internets but they need permission to publish it on consoles.
Pr1mus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:20
Pr1mus
Too bad it ain't real, i'd play that between two sessions of school shooter
Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:22
Stahlbrand
I'm gonna bet that you got duped even posting this.
ElMejor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:23
ElMejor
Pre ordered already!
Allistair Pinsof's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:31
Allistair Pinsof
Reminds me a bit of Farmville.
Joosh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:32
Joosh
From the makers of "Nazi: The Third Reich"....

(sorry, that's the first thought I had when I watched this.)
StealthMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:32
StealthMaster
Anything they have next, real or not, will be tarnished. This was NOT a good idea and it will follow them for the rest of their lives.
Router's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:32
Router
I'd totally play it, as long as it didn't suck.
Commander x202x's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:35
Commander x202x
Man... it just goes to show you that there are some messed up people out there to even THINK of a game/joke like that. Lets all laugh at the people who were sold and mistreated, because that's SO funny right?
SystemKitty's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:35
SystemKitty
I hope it's co-op lolz
xOMG KITTEHx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:37
xOMG KITTEHx
I love dark humour like this, I was honestly laughing throughout the trailer.
I also like games like this so I'd probably buy it.

....

I'm going to hell.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:43
Tubatic
They trollin. Obviously...

... however, a Tropico style game that works within the paradigm of pre to early colonization era Africa that shows the African practice of indentured servitude going horribly arwy would make for interesting edu-gaming, I reckon. As an African regional leader, do you sell you indentured servants for a power grab, or do you resist the power offered by foreign slavers?

Just saying. If you're talking about games getting that "movie" respect, somebody's gotta go there, right?
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:47
Sir Legendhead
Redjavelin.com might have something to do with it. They're a PR/social media promotional group and this has people talking. Wouldn't surprise me if the whole thing is really an ad for the advertisers.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:48
Tubatic
Additionally, there's no listing for Slavery the Game on esrb.org. Super Fake, right?

... super illegal?
TehTonyM's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 00:56
TehTonyM
"i'm an upper middle class white american, and this offends me because... well, just because!"

fuck you all. this is hilarious. i'd buy the shit out of it.

also, how has no one thought that maybe this is to drum up attention for an anti-racism game? makes sense to me. then again, I don't live on destructoid and huff jenkum.
N-effect-human's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:01
N-effect-human
@SirLegendhead

That's terrible PR for a PR firm to have produced. You can't be right. I can see an idiotic dev team thinking it was a good idea just to get attention, but any legit marketing team should be drawn and quartered for this shit. It is reaaally well-produced though.
DreamingDarklyRobin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:05
DreamingDarklyRobin
By discipline, do they mean just torture or can you also rape them into submission? RapeLay was fun but I feel like it didn't have enough torture, so this could be a good mix of the two worlds.

amirite guys?
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:16
Sir Legendhead
@ VOLT41RE -

I can appreciate how you might find it hard to believe but as El Jefe himself has pointed out, advertisers don't always have the same sense of ethics as most people.
Andross's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:20
Andross
In Hardcore mode you start as a slave.
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:26
Tron
There is already a slavery game out. It's called pokemon
wilding's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:30
wilding
I know that I'm going to sound like a major asshole for saying this, and I just might be... but is it really worth getting worked up over a trailer for a (potentially fake) trailer for a game about slavery when there's games the let you murder innocent people and kill dogs? That's not even mentioning the fact that the games industry is notorious for womanizing - when was the last time you saw a female lead in a video game that wasn't buxom and scantily clad?

I don't think that slavery should be put up on a pedestal, but it's pretty clear that the gaming community likes to cherry pick their moral outrage.
Jeremy Weyrauch's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:37
Jeremy Weyrauch
I hope it plays like Theme Park. I'm in! Plus I'm not sure the slaves have to be african american anyway. As long as children, elderly, all sexual persuasions and races including caucasian are included as slave property its tasteful in my book. I mean selling a child into slavery in Fallout 3 felt good and all but it was definitely missing the business strategy side of slavery. I'm preordering also.
MC Wacker's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:41
MC Wacker
I'm not racist by any means, but this looks like a good idea for a game.
Lycan XIII's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:42
Lycan XIII
He sounds like the narrator of Bastion...
RocketKnight's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:43
RocketKnight
This couldn't possibly be true. If it's an ad for another game, fuck that game already.
VeggieH8R's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:44
VeggieH8R
I remember back in the C64 days there was a 20/20 (news show) blurb about a REAL game where you ran a Nazi concentration camp. I found said game later and despite it's questionable content and "cartoony" graphics it was a pretty decent management/sim game.
xOMG KITTEHx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:50
xOMG KITTEHx
Also even if it's fake this still isn't as bad as some video games, where you kill people every minute.

Plus Pokemon basically has you capture wild animals and have them fight each other, anyone who bitches about this better not own a Pokemon game.
VeggieH8R's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 01:59
VeggieH8R
I'm just saying, I got a guy fired from the police force in the new Deus Ex, then he tried to talk to me about it in the lobby of my apartment building and i stabbed him in the kidney with my arm blade despite playing a non-lethal game up to that point. That game got a 9.5.

If Slavery the Game is the best slave trading game of all time, it should be given a fair shake.
wilding's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 02:03
wilding
Also, @kidplus

The number one at the beginning of the phone number isn't an area code, it's a country code. America's country code is 1.
ScooneySteve's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 02:48
ScooneySteve
If this were a real thing, which is doubtful, it really does depend on where it is coming from. Are they focusing on the people hurt by slavery, or focusing on the immorality of slavery in the first place?

It kind of reminds me of the board game about the Holocaust that Brenda Brathwaite made, it isn't attempting to belittle or insult people hurt in these incidents, but uses sensitive subject matters to prod at the players for some sort of emotional reaction and internal struggle. For Brathwaite's board game, it was more when you realized what it is that you were playing that you had to make a very real moral decision about continuing to play the game.

With this it seems the trailer itself, suggesting that such a game could exist, is forcing that moral decision from the potential players.

Or it is some assholes who think they are hilarious... One of the two.
flea friend's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 02:49
flea friend
You had to watch past the "Adults Only" rating to determine that this was fake?
Aetheus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 02:53
Aetheus
I dunno, if you look at it from a purely gameplay perspective, we've all already played a "Slavery game" at one point or another - Buying "slaves"? Making them work without pay? Sending them to certain death, or else just plain working them until they die? Sounds like an RTS game to me.

If this was a real game, I'd give it a try, if only for shit and giggles.
Aetheus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 02:53
Aetheus
I dunno, if you look at it from a purely gameplay perspective, we've all already played a "Slavery game" at one point or another - Buying "slaves"? Making them work without pay? Sending them to certain death, or else just plain working them until they die? Sounds like an RTS game to me.

If this was a real game, I'd give it a try, if only for shit and giggles.
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 02:59
LawofThermalDynamics
No comment, but damn bold prank.

Is this what they call "Refuge in Audacity"?
NoBodysGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 03:04
NoBodysGamer
I would LOVE to play this game.
BillZilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 03:19
BillZilla
"why?"
Because you'll write a column about it, fucking idiot.
GoofierBrute's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 03:26
GoofierBrute
Meh I've seen worse.
Swishiee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 03:32
Swishiee
This is probably all viral marketing for Half-Life 3.
O.M.'s Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2011 04:31
O.M.
I laughed. I'm not going to deny it.
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