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Before there was Halo: Reach. Before there was Modern Warfare 2. Before there was any major console first- person shooter, there was GoldenEye 64. The classic Rare game was arguably the one that started the whole craze of FPS games for the consoles, and to this day, I can still play GoldenEye 64 and still enjoy it.

The latest CollegeHumor skit tackles the classic shooter and nails some of those moments EVERYONE experienced. Especially in regards to Oddjob. F*ck that guy. 








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Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 21:12
Rammstein
"Before there was Halo: Reach. Before there was Modern Warfare 2. Before there was any major console first- person shooter, there was Goldeneye 64. The classic Rare game was arguably the one that started the whole craze of FPS games for the consoles"

Thank you, THANK YOU for posting this. Too many kids nowadays with their Halos and Gearses forget where it all started on console.* Also, I ROFL'ed my AO at this vid. Awesome. Perfect Dark just doesn't cut it :[ Where's mah XBLA GoldenEye!?!

*PC peeps, Wolf3D.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 21:16
Chris Carter
GoldenEye 64 never forget.

Proximity Mines only Facility.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 21:17
ArrestedDeveloper
Anyone else ever play Terminator in Goldeneye? It's where you give Jaws (Terminator) and the Pilot (T-1000) tons of health and then female scientist (Sarah Connor) and Oddjob (John Connor) low health, then the Terminator has to protect the Connors.
Caspulex's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 21:22
Caspulex
I want to play Timesplitters 2, really really badly.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 21:23
Excel-2011
What's with all of the Goldeneye news all of a sudden?
The Pat Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 21:25
The Pat Man
@ArrestedDeveloper

No, I've never played that or know anybody that has. But that's a brilliant idea!
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 21:26
Chris Carter
@Arrested
That's pretty awesome.

I remember playing "Tag" in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 with my friend before they made it a real game type.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 21:33
Los255
Damn, who gave the Tetris God a Golden Gun. WE ARE ALL SCREWED.
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 21:46
KaL YoshiKa
Quite possibly the best College humour thing ever.
Volkarin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 21:47
Volkarin
I miss Goldeneye maybe I should look up that Goldeneye Source mod.
Ramalho's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 21:52
Ramalho
I tipped that Hamza, help me out here, I want my third one so I can get a badge. =(
The Average Guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 22:05
The Average Guy
Haha, loved it! Although imagine you could have gotten the actual actors for Bond and Trevalyn....
PKAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 22:13
PKAwesome
I still own Goldeneye on my N64 after all these years. I'm loving it to this day

It's ironic that the FPS games that influenced future FPS was on a Nintendo system only and today, almost all FPS games are on other consoles.
PKAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 22:13
PKAwesome
I still own Goldeneye on my N64 after all these years. I'm loving it to this day

It's ironic that the FPS games that influenced future FPS was on a Nintendo system only and today, almost all FPS games are on other consoles.
Xander Markham's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 22:21
Xander Markham
I really shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at that. The only thing that didn't sit was Oddjob using his hat, which he could only do in one of the EA Bond games (I know, I know...). Like PKAwesome, I still play through GoldenEye on my N64 at least once a year and it puts everything else to shame. PD is an amazing technical achievement and full of innovative tricks but doesn't hang together anywhere near as well as a single-player game.

"I'd never choose the caves!" The number of groans that used to sound whenever someone picked random and that map appeared was unparalleled. Great memories.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 22:22
Endstiem
Damn, who gave the Tetris God a Golden Gun. WE ARE ALL SCREWED.

THIS.
garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 22:50
garethxxgod
And before that there was Star Wars Dark Forces. Totally not revolutionizing games in anyway. Decent PSOne classic though.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 22:52
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Ramalho: Jordan Devore tipped me first :P
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 22:53
Danzflor
Why we don't has this 10 years ago? =(
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 23:00
Johnny Justice
What makes Oddjob's height all the more annoying is that he was an averaged sized person in Goldfinger. They just made him short for the hell of it.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 23:37
Mr Andy Dixon
This is great. Just broke out the old 64 and played Goldeneye a few weeks ago.

That's all I'm going to say about that.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 23:39
Endstiem
proximity on stacks.Lost my virginity to that combo, somehow.

As long as it didn't involve Oddjob or the Arctic Commando....
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2010 23:45
Darren Nakamura
Facility was by far the best map in that game. Cave wasn't the worst, but it was down there.
Edwin A Rivera's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 01:19
Edwin A Rivera
God this takes me back LOL. Looking back, I can see myself today having more fun playing GoldenEye right now than MW2 or any other current MW2. Players that have played both will understand why hehehe :D
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 01:51
Corduroy Turtle
Facility was the SHIT!

super speed
auto-aim off
one-hit kills
pistols

So damn fun.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 05:30
wanderingpixel
That was my entire childhood in 7 minuets.
Ramalho's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 07:07
Ramalho
@Hamza Jordan is spying on me that sneaky, sneaky fellow. Well, what can I do, next time I'll watch the video with my windows closed.
lokhe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 08:30
lokhe
HAHAHAHAHA
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 10:07
Occams electric toothbrush
Grenade launchers on Stacks

Shit became a murderous game of billiards.
sprldr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 11:11
sprldr
It's called ‘GoldenEye 007’, not ‘GoldenEye 64’.
Archwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 15:38
Archwright
@wanderingpixel
That was my entire childhood in 7 minuets.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.

The Facility always had the most intense fights. All of those choke points and narrow alleys made it a bloodbath.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 16:10
Holyetheline
video won't load :(
Katya's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 06:59
Katya
The classic Rare game was arguably the one that started the whole craze of FPS games for the consoles, and to this day, I can still play GoldenEye 64 and still enjoy it.
Best regards, Katya, CEO of dl dvd burner, iscsi hdd
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