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Skyrim causes women to suddenly become impegnated AND speeds up the gestation process to only a few minutes, CONFIRMED. How do those crazy mages at Bethesda do it?!
Skyrim causes women to suddenly become impregnated AND speeds up the gestation process to only a few minutes, CONFIRMED. How do those crazy mages at Bethesda do it?!
Hey guys this is Chaz, the Fiancee of the woman who went into labor. She hasnt been born quite yet, the labor process as been slowly progressing we still have a few hours even a day or two until she walks among us.
Thank you guys for the support!
Thank you guys for the support!
We set the date of our wedding before knowing the release of the game and we are getting married November 16th, so just shy of the date the game comes out.
Atari Lynn? I don't know about you, but that's awesome. I'm probably only saying that because my name is more plain that a pair of beige school pants.
>watching presentation
>did my water just break?
>OH SHIT, WAT DO WE DO?
>AND THEN ALONG CAME ATAAAAARRI.
>did my water just break?
>OH SHIT, WAT DO WE DO?
>AND THEN ALONG CAME ATAAAAARRI.
So Skyrim gives you babies? This could quickly get out of hand...
It's time to put A Modest Proposal into action, folks.
It's time to put A Modest Proposal into action, folks.
Before the baby is delivered, you should change her name to Horse Armor and Todd Howard should cut the cord but not before you pay him 400 Billy Gates Fun Bucks.
In other news, Jesse and the Rippers will be playing at The Smash Club next week. Tickets on sale now.
Just some facts here. I am Stevi, the one that is actually still in labor. Your water doesn't break when you have your first contraction in labor.. it is actually very uncommon to happen, most first time mothers have their water broken for them by their doctor. First time labor takes a very long time and it usually isn't real the first go around. :] and yes, Atari. Seriously. Her name literally means "to hit a target from the lake"... which I happen to love that.
@JimSterlingsMom: Me too. Only question is, who is it that gets titty-fucked, me or him?
As for the topic at hand, I'm not really surprised. It's an Elder Scrolls game. They make magical shit happen. What is surprising, however, is the level of irresponsibility on the part of the parents. I know Skyrim's a pretty big deal, but you don't stand there and stare at the screen while you're ready to pop a kid out. Frost Dragons only make you pregnant. They don't deliver the child for you too.
As for the topic at hand, I'm not really surprised. It's an Elder Scrolls game. They make magical shit happen. What is surprising, however, is the level of irresponsibility on the part of the parents. I know Skyrim's a pretty big deal, but you don't stand there and stare at the screen while you're ready to pop a kid out. Frost Dragons only make you pregnant. They don't deliver the child for you too.
Just some facts here. I am Stevi, the one that is actually still in labor. Your water doesn't break when you have your first contraction in labor.. it is actually very uncommon to happen, most first time mothers have their water broken for them by their doctor. First time labor takes a very long time and it usually isn't real the first go around. :] and yes, Atari. Seriously. Her name literally means "to hit a target from the lake"... which I happen to love that.
Because I am a dick and in spite of the comments clearly evidencing otherwise,I am going to proceed with the assumption that this is a lesbian couple. I am solely basing the dickish assumption on the fact that the word "fiancee" has been repeatedly spelled in its feminine form.
They named their kid Atari? I feel sorry for the kid. Really I do. This is why stupid people should be neutered.
Neutered is a term used for animals. The term actually means "the removal of an animal's reproductive organ" Lol.
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Nice, I actually heard her going into labor in the leaked footage of the Quakecon demo. Oddly not the most exciting thing in the demo ;)
Nix you are so full of shit. What did u read that off wikipedia? You obviously have no idea about real labor and are trying to act like you know what its about. You fail at trying to be cool. The doctor does NOT break water most of the time it happens on their own. I've been their twice unlike you talkin like you know what's up.
@Nathan Champion: Nice joke, but as I pointed out in my previous comment, Skyrim DOESN'T deliver. It provides the miracle of birth, but after that you're on your own.
It isn't Domino's.
It isn't Domino's.
@Chris Jordan: She's in labor, having a child push through her birth canal in the most painful fashion possible, probably under heavy sedatives, and... leaving comments on a video game message board. Even if she wasn't full of shit she'd be pretty damn stupid.
"...the couple rushed to the hospital where Stevi gave birth to daughter Atari Lynn."
Take that kid away from them.
Take that kid away from them.
@ BillyTheK1dd
Congratulations! I think you'll find it'll be more than a few hours or even a day or two before she "walks among us" though :)
Congratulations! I think you'll find it'll be more than a few hours or even a day or two before she "walks among us" though :)
@Billy Congrats!
You can now say she was brought into this world by a dragon. We can only dream of such things.
You can now say she was brought into this world by a dragon. We can only dream of such things.
Bethesda doesn't want people to take them up on naming their 11/11/11 babies Dovahkiin so badly that they'd place an enchantment upon their game demo that induces labor in any pregnant women, Transmen, hermaphrodites and possibly asexuals just to be sure that any viable pregnancies will have run their course by the time the fated day arrives.
First, they threaten Notch will a lawsuit and now this? Does their villainy know no bounds?!
First, they threaten Notch will a lawsuit and now this? Does their villainy know no bounds?!
Lynn is a name, people can use part of their name as a name if they seriously don't like their full name. Problem solved.
....atari.
Oh well. There are worse names that are actually names. They could have use some World of Warcraft bullshit, also. "Atari" is practically a blessing from parents who think the name "Atari" is an acceptable choice.
Oh well. There are worse names that are actually names. They could have use some World of Warcraft bullshit, also. "Atari" is practically a blessing from parents who think the name "Atari" is an acceptable choice.
@Nix Wow, what an asshole you are! Congratulations on failing at trying to act like somebody else :D
LOL, Nix doesn't know shit about women and labour.
*Once wanted to become a delivery nurse/mother had six kids
*Once wanted to become a delivery nurse/mother had six kids
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