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It seems that Niero, being the sneaky robotic overlord that he is, has added two more shirts to the Destructoid Store, one being the Classic Destructoid RAMPAGE shirt (I am SO buying that) and the other being the Also Cocks shirt, for those of us who were unlucky enough to not have gotten an Also Cocks shirt, and it also seems to have a different color scheme to it this time.

Luckily for me, I already have two Also Cocks shirts, thanks to AngelsDontBurn. Well, as soon as I get a prepaid VISA card, I am so getting that Rampage shirt. Epic.

Thanks to Dr. Warchief Grim Salvador for the tip.

*(robot, site manager, ninja)

[Editor's Note:  You totally stole my thunder :)  This is indeed a different color set than the original army colors of the Also Cocks shirts we sold earlier in the year.  I actually have a dozen to give away at PAX -- look for a guy with a potato cannon screaming out of a robot helmet. Enjoy the new shirts! Every order now comes with a free sticker and have been clinically proven to enlarge your breasts after repeated use.  Special thanks to Glen for the amazing Rampage shirt design! His signature is on the print. -Niero]








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Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:40
Riser Glen
Damn... and I just ordered one a few days ago...
Gregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:41
Gregor
That rampage shirt design is ancient! Glad it's finally going into production.
Wheeliedude's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:42
Wheeliedude
Those prepaid cards are the shit.
I need to get a shirt.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:48
DJDuffy
hawt! girl sizes plz and thank you =)
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:50
Aaron Mxy Yost
I have always wanted that Rampage shirt. Now there's another one I need to add to my wish list.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:51
Kif
Oh, that would be the store which didn't accept my card :(

Dtoid should get a Merchdirect. Just for me.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:56
Neonie
Nice. I think a " Blogs -beta-" Shirt would be cool.
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:56
Aaron Linde
How did I not know about that Rampage shirt? That shirt is shit hot.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:57
EternalDarkWing
I am sure you will be pleased, lemon, that this has been promoted to the front page. Moar points for you.
Jake Clarke's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:57
Jake Clarke
awesome shirts! wish i had monies.
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:58
Tristero
Electro on the front page where he belongs. Huzzah!
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:00
Coonskin05
They should make 4 movies about electro lemon's life:

Win Hard
Win Harder
Win Hard with a Vengeance
Live Black and Win Hard
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:00
BlindsideDork
I actually like that color better though...
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:01
Virtualgirl
I really want to make a mass order soon. How are we doing on the girl sizes? I know we were working on them.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:01
Namelessted
that screenshot is on a mac, lulz. What a fag.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:02
Jordan Devore
You sneaky bastard, Niero. I ordered the Rampage shirt.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:05
BlindsideDork
Macs are better than PCs!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:05
Sharpless
OMG THERE TTLY MAKING IT SO LEMON ELECTRIC WILL WIN!!!!!! FAVRITIZM!!!!!

J/K
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:06
Wedge
Too bad those bishes don't wanna send me a shirt ;_;
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:08
Das Inchworm
damn and i just blew my monthly shirt money at threadless and the destructoid guns tee....come sept 1st, the rampage one is mine!
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:10
Brad Rice
God damn, there goes all the money I just deposited into my bank account. Niero, I hate you with every fiber of my body.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:11
Kif
Also lawl at Camino! That's like using AOL Browser on XP.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:16
Colette Bennett
I swear if I don't get girl sizes as an option soon I am going to train my vagina to attack and bite on command.WTF???
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:18
LarkOhiya
well. thats what happens when your a black rich kid with low personal self-control.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:18
Kif
It's just Firefox without the extensions, but Mozilla said they made it for Macs. I dunno, it just feels crappy to me. I only used it once.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:22
Maurice Tan
Omg, Electro Lemon is hunting Nex on the front page now! And he's OVER 700.000 points ahead to boot!!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:25
Niero
We can special order girl sizes -- just send me an email and I'll submit them all in one shot.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:29
Kif
Hahaha, I just noticed the 9001 points on the Rampage shirt. God I want that now.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:34
Detry
Haha Kif, and right under the shirt at splitreason it says...



Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:35
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
"I swear if I don't get girl sizes as an option soon I am going to train my vagina to attack and bite on command.WTF???"

One word: Pooper.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:35
Kif
Colette has one of those things which you slide in your coot and it bites peens when you get raped. That thing fucking hurts, and it doesn't make raping people any easier.
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:36
jerrt
that rampage one is hot, i might have to get that one.....
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:40
Detry
Colette has one of those things which you slide in your coot and it bites peens when you get raped. That thing fucking hurts, and it doesn't make raping people any easier.

Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:41
Maurice Tan
Kif has watched too much hentai. I can see from the vagina monstermouths in the corner and from having seen quite a few in my time.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:44
Colette Bennett
Hay guys, I decided to channel the vagina monster energy into contacting split reason instead and asking for girl sizes. They will make them, so if you want, send your request to me at HR@destructoid.com. YAY!
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:46
Tubatic
Who the fuck is electro lemon?
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:53
Kif
Dammit I knew talking about rape and biting vaginas would come back to haunt me.

/doesn't get off to Hentai

/promises

/pinky swears



Anyone got any loli rape pronz?
Jerkbutt47's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 21:08
Jerkbutt47
what was up with the anti-rape device?
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 21:14
AngelsDontBurn
Omg, I WANT I WANT I WANT!
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 21:26
Butmac
Oh my shit

That is the number one most painful looking device ever
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 21:32
Lightthrower
I'm so getting an Also Cocks shirt, thanks Niero :-D!
Daniel Starkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 21:40
Daniel Starkey
excellent, i will have both color schemes!! and the rampage t-shirt... now, when are you guys going to get some some sweatshirts? :P
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 21:46
tazarthayoot
Where is my "Crisis Averted" banana hammock!?!?
Bloodborne's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 22:02
Bloodborne
Damn, I just bought a vintage logo tee today before these went up. That rampage one is sweet.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 22:32
MechaMonkey
I need to stop spending so much money, but I need those shirts.

PURCHASED

And no more vaginaspikes, mmkay? They make my pee-pee hurt.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 22:55
iRaf
hahaha. thanks electro.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 22:56
deanhatescoffee
FUCK, Detry! That shit ain't cool! Makes my manhood hide just thinkin' 'bout it. ;)

So, maybe I'm the only one out of the crowd but... does anyone really, actually like Rampage (the game)? The shirt is badass, but the game? Not so much, IMO.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 23:55
Joseph Leray
Electro needs a cool, orange, clog-promotion banner.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 00:22
Faith
THAT'S ME ON THE RAMPAGE SHIRT - I MUST HAVE IT!!!!
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 01:13
Daniel Husky Lingen
lol dude I love the rampage one
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