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Singer allegedly abuses children with Rock Band guitar photo

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Blackstreet singer Teddy Riley has been hit with a restraining order after his daughter accused him of abusing her and her sister with the help of a Rock Band guitar. Apparently, Riley felt that Christmas was about kicking the sh*t out of girls. What a nice man. 

According to the allegations, the 43-year-old singer spent most of December 23 stomping, bashing and punching his children. Taja Riley claims she suffered "bashes to temple, contusion on face" and "pain in the knee" as a result of the attack. 

The game angle comes in here -- Riley clearly felt that he wasn't getting his point across when he was punching his daughters in the head and felt he needed a weapon, clearly to defend himself against such dangerous opponents as young girls. He picked up a Rock Band guitar and threatened to kill somebody with it. Not to make light of the situation, but it would have been amazing to see him attempt that. 

In any case, the dickless singer has to say 100 yards away from his kids and is due for a hearing in January. Hopefully he won't get the Chris Brown "you can kick the f*ck out of whoever you like because you've sold some albums" treatment. 

'Blackstreet' Singer Accused of Rock Band Attack [TMZ]








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overrated44's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 07:11
overrated44
What a terrible person.
L337 Hax0rz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 07:13
L337 Hax0rz
I'd imply a racist joke, but it's too early for that. BURN HIS VOCAL CORDS!!
reindall's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 07:13
reindall
He might be terrible. Or the ho might just want his money. Who knows.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 07:20
mistic
ah well if he goes to jail, most of his fans will just see it as raising his 'street cred'...

stuff like this should be kept out of the news so that nobody finds out about it... all it can do now is validate to his fans that beating your kids is 'cool'...
LazyAza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 07:25
LazyAza
Achievement Unlocked: Bad Father
NoMoneyLeftBoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 07:34
NoMoneyLeftBoy
Should've played on easy before attempting hard.
JReaper617's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 07:44
JReaper617
While this story is really horrible, i do love your satirical writing Jim where else would you get true journalistic greatness like this.

Riley clearly felt that he wasn't getting his point across when he was punching his daughters in the head and felt he needed a weapon, clearly to defend himself against such dangerous opponents as young girls. He picked up a Rock Band guitar and threatened to kill somebody with it. Not to make light of the situation, but it would have been amazing to see him attempt that.

LOLZ
DV2FOX's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 07:48
DV2FOX
@LazyAzA: OWNED!

NOT THE RB GUITAR!!! OO;;;;;...

He should be in jail also ¬¬
Camiwaits's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 07:59
Camiwaits
*waits for mandatory Fox News spin into a videogame/rap music bash
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 08:00
Maurice Tan
I guess he didn't like they way the kids were working it, No Diggity.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 08:10
ikiryou
He only did it so he could spend Christmas with Charlie Sheen.

Anyway, may a million Ebola-carrying fleas infest his anus.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 08:19
Dale North
No diggity?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnwgFAuQExE
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 08:35
Xzyliac
Thrasher is a real bitch. Can anyone blame him for needing to beat the shit out of some little girls?
themizarkshow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 08:49
themizarkshow
Thank god videogame peripherals were there to save him from his daughters vicious attacks.
Sheryl McKeldin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 08:59
Sheryl McKeldin
For real???????
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 09:39
Los255
NO DIGGITY!
DEG's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 10:11
DEG
All I wanna do is zooma zooma zoom zoom and a boom boom!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKONgfNONU
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 10:17
DaedHead8
Any mention of why he felt the need to attack his own daughters? I'm curious what started this.
TheTruth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 10:43
TheTruth
"Not to make light of the situation, but it would have been amazing to see him attempt that."

I don't know who is the worse person, you for saying that or me for laughing so hard I nearly fell out of my chair for like five minutes when I read it.

Guess you just caught me on the right day. Hit me way funnier than it probably should have.
Hit me like a guitar upside the head.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 11:30
UglyDuck
"the dickless singer has to say 100 yards away from his kids"

That'll learn him.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 11:34
akathatoneguy
@ mistic- "street cred"? He was an R&B singer and producer, not a rapper...and even then, he hasn't been relevant in ten years.
rawnewdlz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 11:36
rawnewdlz
Clearly video games had something to do with this. I wonder what made him want to hurt his own childrens.
Scott Chapman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 11:59
Scott Chapman
Who could have foreseen this? MW2 takes all the flak for encouraging violence in gamers and GH sneaks up to steal its thunder.
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 12:13
Everyday Legend
I hate your fuckin' backtalk
No diggity
I'm gonna smack you up
(Smack you up)
Pussmangus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 12:19
Pussmangus
jim i am afraid to say this but i believe you have a typo on the first sentence of the final paragraph, you have it saying "In any case, the dickless singer has to say 100 yards away...." i believe you were trying to say "stay 100 yard away..."
j3tbl4ck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 12:54
j3tbl4ck
jam.
Amaru's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 13:33
Amaru
Blackstreet is a bad group anyway.
JonW's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 13:38
JonW
Yeah, those poor 18 and 20 year old "kids". GTFOH.
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 13:43
PwnanObrien
What a classy fellow. Here's hoping he gets raped in jail.
Seor Nach0s's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 14:00
Seor Nach0s
Who the fuck is Teddy Riley? ._.
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 14:25
Airbr1dge
Don't drop the soap man.
Starrynight's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 17:43
Starrynight
What a piece of sh*t.
Mayiplay's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 19:52
Mayiplay
Yeeeeeeeah......good luck Teddy, you DICK. You're gonna need it.

Wait...I'm not even going to wish good luck for him. It's bad enough we have people TRYING to make video games look bad--this just asks for more of that. But that's not the worst part, it's that people were influenced by this mistake of a "human being". I hope that's not the case now.

...Is it just me or do you pick the most whacked out stories on video games to blog on?? Either way, it's fantastic! :D
Saborlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 12:24
Saborlas
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2010 10:37
Holyetheline
How old are his daughters? What a piece of shit person.
BlueFlameBat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2010 18:27
BlueFlameBat
I was gonna buy some of his songs, but now he can forget it!
sonedtare37's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:31
sonedtare37
think from that day, so long as we continued friends, he never in cheap voltaren
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