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Simon Cowell quietly judging, gets involved with gaming photo

American Idol/X-Factor judge and man of many entertainment-spotting talents Simon Cowell probably thinks you can't sing. But he thinks you should probably be playing one of his videogames. 

Cowell and entrepreneur Philip Green are currently joining forces to create what the duo is calling the "new Disney," Greenwell Entertainment. Among other things, Greenwell is looking to get involved in the videogame industry, even recently meeting with Sony CEO Howard Stringer. 

"Without being rude or conceited," Green told GQ magazine, right before sounding both rude and conceited, "he knew what we were on to was going to shape the future."

"Look at Guitar Hero," he continues. "[Simon's] got more viewers, more hits, more everything... and he hasn't even got a Web site!"

While I'm not exactly sure the two know how this whole videogames thing works, I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. I'd be more than happy to cover a third-person action shooter starring Simon Cowell.

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whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 17:07
whormongr
I don't even understand what he is talking about, does he want to make crappy "imagine" type games?
Gamernerd101's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 17:14
Gamernerd101
Basically he's saying "HEY, we're awesome because Simon Cowell is a prick on T.V. and I can prove that because you know is name, without being conceited of course. For all purposes we are the new Disney Corp. Just as greedy and cheap as ever before.
SedeoInedus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 17:17
SedeoInedus
Don't let these two anywhere near videogames...
Baleur's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 17:18
Baleur
Simon Cowell news on this site? ffs *stops visiting*
skittlesareyum47's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 17:19
skittlesareyum47
jsut another example of guys who have no dont know jack shit in gaming or about gamers. i already know this game will fucking suck - o look! he has a website! it has to be better than guitar hero! - fuckin jackasses
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 17:28
KingSigy
I'm going to love it when Simon's game comes out and we all think it's crap. He'll finally understand why everyone hates him on Idol.

Then again, maybe Simon will make the greatest game ever. I wouldn't doubt it from him.
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 17:29
Harris Hatsworth
Simon Cowell > Guitar Hero? Is that the claim?

The more the merrier in terms of developers I guess. I hope it's not just to take over the rights to "[country] got talent" or American Idol games.
Darkandroid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 17:47
Darkandroid
He's claiming that Simon's better because his very very mainstream TV shows that cost nothing to watch attracts more viewers than a video game that costs $60.

Well well well, someone learnt the basics of economics.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 17:55
hpv
While the idea of Cowell's "Idol" franchise leading to a "new Disney" is pretty terrifying, I'd probably play a third person shooter starring Simon Cowell if he said some rude one-liner every time he meleed a dude.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 18:06
Xzyliac
If Simon gets a game I will personally go to Full Sail, graduate, and create a parody.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 18:26
WarZombie
Oh boy...

Get your popcorn, this is going to be fun to watch.
Anastu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 18:27
Anastu
No! Bad Simon! We do that outside!
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 18:29
Kalmah
Let me guess, another peripherally musical nonsense? Aren't those dying down and out already?
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 18:30
Sexualchocolate
This man has pretty much single handedly decimated any idea of creativity in the British music scene, he's working on America and now wants to infect gaming with his hideous creations too.

Fuck no.

If a single one of you buys his game, I will hunt you down like a dog. I don't care if it's Modern War Hero, with a gun perhipheral and naked models all the way through it, do not fucking buy it....
reindall's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 18:47
reindall
First time I've heard of him.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 18:53
Black Nexus
Great, another conceded jackass in the gaming industry, that's what we really needed.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 20:07
Excel-2011
I wrote a column called World Heroes (after the ADK game) in which I recounted tales of brave individuals who put wannabe punks and annoying pricks in their places. Simon Cowell is the patron saint of World Heroism.

I still don't know if this is a good thing or not.
Zepwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 20:58
Zepwich
I actually approve... Simon is good at knowing what the public want. He would be great for casual games.
reindall's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 21:30
reindall
@Zepwich - I highly doubt he's so incredible, because it would mean the birth of a game containing ninjas, zombies, velociraptors, sharks, dragons, robots, pirates and mutants - and all of those in one fucking awesome Robot Zombie Ninja Pirate offspring of a Velociraptor and a Dragon with special abilities gained thanks to being bitten by a Mutated Shark.
The Average Guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 21:57
The Average Guy
"I'd be more than happy to cover a third-person action shooter starring Simon Cowell."

I'd buy that on purpose.
Ball Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 06:46
Ball Buster
I'd like to see a game where Simon Cowell teams up with Simon Belmont. Together they form Simon Cowbell.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 06:52
psycho terror2
13 hours and the typo in the headline still hasn't been pointed out or fixed.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 11:37
Nick Chester
@psycho terror2:

Well, that's obviously because we were in long meetings trying to figure out what we were going to do about this massive problem. I mean, it's nearly the end of the world.
TickTock's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 12:43
TickTock
Well, that header image isn't something I thought I'd see today. No sir. It's like he's staring into my soul.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 19:08
psycho terror2
@ Nick Chester

i demand satisfaction
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