My God! Why didn't we catch this sooner? It's so obvious! The clues were right there the whole time!
Konami was trying to keep the dirty truth a secret, but it didn't do a good enough job. Through the power of JOURNALISM, user Giromancy from the Silent Hill Heaven forums has acquired photographic evidence proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that the original Silent Hill is a remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Kindergarten Cop.
It makes sense that an undercurrent of sexuality runs throughout the Silent Hill series. Kinergarten Cop was the movie that taught the world that "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" and questioned who is your "daddy" and what does he "do." Those themes clearly carried over into the game.
SH1 & Kindergarten Cop Film (References) [Silent Hill Heaven Forum]
LAUNCH GALLERY (6 IMAGES)
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9:00 PM on 01.11.2012 | 
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Good god.
It was so obvious all along.
I thought the same about the bus but then noticed they both wore the mark of number 7.
Holy shit! I didn't notice that either 0_o *cue X-Files Theme.
Amen
So loooonely!
And all this time I was thinking I was just being myself. I must be living a lie.
http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/2d9269d/
weird to see it pop up on dtoid right after