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Sigh: 'New' Dizzy game is an iOS/Android remake photo

Seems the "eggciting" Dizzy adventure promised yesterday isn't very eggciting at all, with Codemasters revealing that the egg's grand return will actually be a remake of Dizzy: Prince of the Yolkfolk on iOS devices and Android. I am sure we all had a cynical eggspectation it'd be something like this.

Codemasters poked fun at the disappointment with a preemptive jab in its press release, stating, "The game will not, unfortunately, be available on Eggsbox."

The game releases December 9, a day dubbed "Eggmergence Day." At the very least, the new graphics look eggceptionally eggsquisite. 

The fact it got quite a grand little reveal trailer and hype led me to hope it'd be something a bit more eggsemplary, but I guess that was too much to ask for a mascot that hasn't been eggshumed in almost 20 years. 

As it's the first game I ever bought in a store, I have a lot of fondness for Prince of the Yolkfolk. Still, it's a shame that Dizzy is not "back" like Codemasters said. Looks like we got eggrolled.

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tuoman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:03
tuoman
Looks like the yolks on us.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:03
Epic-Kx
SexualChocolate mustve told him about eggsbawks....
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:07
Chris Carter
First game I ever bought in store was Mario/Duckhunt technically :D

As for the iOS part - I can dig that. But a simple remake, after a "new" announcement? Lame...
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:10
Isay Isay
ugh...there's egg on my face to be sure
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:11
Nic128
Well, my plans are scrambled.
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:17
Isay Isay
I suppose on the sunny side, more people can give this game a crack
redeemer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:17
redeemer
lol mobile gaming strikes again
Luke Adams's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:20
Luke Adams
I'm guessing the Eggy One's proper return will be based on the sales of this ios game. So my advice to u all - BUY IT! After all, it won't be EGGspensive
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:25
Jim Sterling
This thread's puns have reduced me to a shell of a man.
tuoman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:26
tuoman
To be fair, it's not like they renegged on a promise. We were naive to eggspect a current gen game.
Tristrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:27
Tristrix
Where is your "iOS is a valid gaming platform" god now!? I mean, I hate to be so blunt about it but I'm not one to walk on eggshells.
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:27
AceFlibble
Well, maybe if this does well - or perhaps just because of how quickly so many people got hyped for this - they'll consider making a proper new title.
Lowlander2's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:30
Lowlander2
Not quite as eggcelsior as I'd hoped.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:37
Handy
These puns are eggcruciating, I think I might crack.
Canadian Otaku Gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:38
Canadian Otaku Gamer
Remember, kids, great eggspectations can scare the dickens out of people.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:39
njsykora
Well this saga's one for the albumen.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:40
njsykora
Well this saga's one for the albumen.
Thane Vickers's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:41
Thane Vickers
This is some hard-boiled journalism.
dunnace's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:44
dunnace
Omelette them off this time...
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:49
Stevil
If I remember rightly, Prince is the shortest of the series, too. I think it was one of the few I completed.
CrimsonNinja6's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:50
CrimsonNinja6
We all should eggsploit this opportunity to play Dizzy on our phones
Jordan Mann1's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:50
Jordan Mann1
Sadness.
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 08:52
Silverhertz
I have fond memories of being really shit at dizzy on the spectrum. Shame I dont have an IOS or android, but at least it's made by the developers and not another poached marketplace rip-off.
Cudgeon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 09:02
Cudgeon
Funny thing is: Apple loving vegans would never touch an egg and I never eggspirienced an egg eating android before.
But, whatever.
Lydeck's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 09:05
Lydeck
Fail, Jim. It should've been "speggulation".
MrMajoni's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 09:09
MrMajoni
Well this is uneggspected.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 09:18
Epic-Kx
Codemasters has been a bit runny lately with their IPs, anyway. I wouldn't be suprised if they continue to scramble their fanbase by now, seeing as though the fans can get wooed over easy.


I'm being fucking serious too, minus my clever wordplay. It might make me look a bit Benedict, but I tend to look at the sunny side of a bad situation, like Codemasters...


EGGS.
Thomas Wills's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 09:38
Thomas Wills
It's still nice to see Dizzy back, and if it does well maybe there will be actually new games. You gotta look at this situation sunny-side up!
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 09:50
Chongomaster
Codemasters are chickens for not porting it to the eggsbox.
MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 10:14
MasterBalls
The nostalgia you remember, with the shitty controls you don't.
LSD89's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 10:26
LSD89
at least it wont be eggspensive
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 10:34
njsykora
Was this game over easy?
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 10:34
PhilK3nS3bb3n
Can't wait to play with the white egg that cums out a cock.
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 10:35
PhilK3nS3bb3n
Can't wait to play with the white egg that cums out a cock.
TheGrinWeeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 11:01
TheGrinWeeper
How very disapointing, the oliver twins must be spinning in their retirement home.
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 11:10
The Silent Protagonist
I guess you could say we eggspected it sunny side up, but our hopes were scrambled.
Pomguo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 11:41
Pomguo
All these puns are exhausting. Eggsasperating even!
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 11:50
LsTr Of SmG
Actually I was expecting worse, this is actually pretty nice. Condolences to those expecting something a bit bigger though.
Saborlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 12:19
Saborlas
I think we've run this yolk into the ground. It's ova.
HKKstudios's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 12:56
HKKstudios


Also Did these dizzy games have anything to do with the NES ones?
TrevHead's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 13:36
TrevHead
Damn shame its just a phone game, I was hoping for something like Rayman Origins on a real gaming machine.

All this PR Dizzy is getting just seems like a wasted opportunity to me. Im sure ppl wont be as eggsited if they choose to make a console / PC Dizzy in the future.
BoomingEchoes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 13:41
BoomingEchoes
Sucks to hear its not going elsewhere, specially for old fans like you, Jim.

But you like iOS games if they're made right, right? Maybe this will be a gem for your tablet.
I be Puppies's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 14:24
I be Puppies
Hip hop hor-hue-vo hue-vo!
Vyruz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2011 16:05
Vyruz
called it.
Clark Juniooor x's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2012 06:35
Clark Juniooor x
David and Richard are pratically my uncles, because my dad (Michael Clark) was their bestfriend, and he was the first person of staff after Richard and David. I really love Jojo and Annabelle and Lucy and a bit Charlie ( Richards children) and Hannah (Davids daughter) is lovley. Jim is really nice and when they sold the company they got to be multi millionares. It was really cool:O The original game for this is alot better than this. This one is slooooow.
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