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I really miss the old “Jacked Up!” segment on ESPN. Tom Jackson and Chris Berman would go through the top five hardest hits of the week in football, and who doesn’t love seeing a bone-crunching shot? (The hosts noted that no hits causing an injury or drawing a penalty were eligible.) Hell, I remember the good old days, when the intro video for NFL GameDay ’97 on the PlayStation was a compilation of big hits.

Speaking of hard hits, Midway’s Blitz: The League II -- the latest entry in the long-standing arcade football franchise known for its smash-mouth version of the sport -- is coming out on Monday, October 13, for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. So in honor of the game’s impending release, we’ve teamed up with New Media Strategies to give away a very special set of prizes:

Grand Prize (1 winner):
  • a Sony PlayStation 3
  • a copy of Blitz: The League II for the console of your choice
  • a full-size New York Nightmare football helmet (photo attached below; I don’t know if this is actually safe to use in a real football game [update: Midway confirmed that the helmet is “the real deal”])
  • a Blitz: The League II T-shirt
  • a Blitz: The League II hat
Runner-up Prize (1 winner):
  • a copy of Blitz: The League II for the console of your choice
  • a Blitz: The League II T-shirt
  • a Blitz: The League II hat

Does that not sound badass? Now, since this is a hell of a prize package, I’m going to make you work for it. I want a video (no longer than 2 minutes) of you playing football. The four main requirements are these: I need to see you, a football (yes, a NERF football counts), and a tackle. I also need to see/hear “Destructoid” (for verification purposes). The funniest two videos will win. (See Disclaimer below.)

To enter, upload the video somewhere on the Internet (like in a c-blog), and send a link to samit.sarkar+contest2 @ gmail.com with the subject line “Jacked Up!” (one entry per person). You must email me your entry by 11:59 PM EST on Sunday, November 9, 2008 -- and by the way, this contest is open to ANYONE, ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD (keep in mind that the prizes will be from the North American region). So listen to Quentin Sands (aka Lawrence Taylor) of the New York Nightmare, and start making those videos!

Disclaimer: Destructoid.com and its employees are not liable for any injury or damage -- perceived or real -- to any person, place, or thing, that may occur as a result of creating an entry for this contest.
Legalese translation: If, in the course of making an entry, a [noun] is hurt, broken, disfigured, destroyed, etc., no legal action can be taken against us. Nyah, nyah, nyah.

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eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 15:21
eternalplayer2345
My [noun] burns when I pee.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 15:28
the GAMEGOBLIN
Fuck year I actually play football
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 15:41
Samit Sarkar
I should note -- this doesn't require anyone to actually be on a football team or anything. A pickup game with your buddies is all I need; it just has to be funny.
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 15:54
Brilliam
omg samit. i am going to win this.

then i'll buy a new copy of nhl 09 and we'll be internet friends <333

BUT HEY you should specify if it can be won by canadians or britishes.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 15:58
Samit Sarkar
@Brilliam: See second sentence, last paragraph before Disclaimer.
TimDJ84's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:11
TimDJ84
Oh how I wish I was younger.My 24 year old ass is going to suck it up for the good of football I suppose.I am 6'3 200lbs and big people go down hard so I may get hurt on this one.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:13
UglyDuck
That is nowhere near enough time to script, storyboard, recruit for and shoot a good entry. I probably wouldn't enter anyway, because I don't have a good idea, but even if I did, I wouldn't be able to produce it in a week.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:28
Samit Sarkar
@UglyPhil: Yeah, we're looking into that...
Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:32
Blake
@Neiro: Milkshake Drank?

Anyway, I'd love to enter, but I won't have access to a Video Camera until the day AFTER the deadline.

...extension to 22nd plz
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:32
hpv
You don't have to yell destructoid if you wear the Mr. Destructoid helmet, right?
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:36
Brilliam
@UglyPhil if you can't make a 60 second laff video in a week YOU DONT DESERVE TO CALL YOURSELF A "YOUTUBE" """DIRECTOR"""

...I dunno what I'm talking about. But this isn't supposed to be Oscar-worthy, it's supposed to be under 60 seconds and involve someone getting hit.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:38
mix



If I can get my friends to help I have an amazing idea....
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:46
KamikazeTutor
Worldwide or US only?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 16:52
Holyetheline
@Niero

Jonny Greenwood (from Radiohead) did the music for that movie. Also it was written and directed by my favorite director ever Paul Thomas Anderson.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 17:00
nintendoll
I need to enter this. Does it count as "playing football" if I'm dressed up as a football?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 17:07
Samit Sarkar
@EVERYONE: Attention, folks -- the contest has a NEW deadline: 11:59 PM EDT on OCTOBER 31, 2008 (i.e., HALLOWEEN).

So start brainstorming, UglyPhil!

@KamikazeTutor: As I told Brilliam earlier in the comments, "See second sentence, last paragraph before Disclaimer."

@nintendoll: Er...no, sorry. As I said in the contest rules, I need to see an actual football in the video.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 17:16
Brian Szabelski
I'll get to work on this.
Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 17:33
Blake
Yay, new deadline!

I'll get to work on this ASAP, then.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 17:56
KamikazeTutor
Ah damnit... I don't own a football... I was going to animate one, my video idea being all artistic and shit.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 18:48
Samit Sarkar
@KamikazeTutor: Yes, but you could go out and buy a football between now and the contest's deadline and use it in your entry! Think about it: laying out $20 now for the potential to win a prize package worth, like, $800 or something!
AltDelete's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 18:56
AltDelete
On it.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 19:01
KamikazeTutor
I know, I know, but in all my lifetime, I only saw like two shops selling -what you call- footballs. That's Portugal for you, one of many countries that call soccer "football", because, well, the item used is round and its use is dominated by feet.

Your football is a fabrication of lies, as you carry it with your arms and hands.

God I can't live in a world where such lies are told!


lol
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 20:39
AgentMOO
Oh snap that's some realistic finger pointing!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 20:46
TrailerParkJesus
Why do your contests require work?!! GAH!

Can't wait for the entries though. Come oooooon Lost Crichton.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 21:33
LostCrichton
I shall do my best! Off to work on my entry!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 21:37
Maurice Tan
Football or... American Football?
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 21:47
TrailerParkJesus
Now... I want one hundred million billion dollars and some chicken nuggets.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2008 23:08
Samit Sarkar
@Professor Pew: American football. It is a videogame about American football, after all.
Wootex's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2008 02:04
Wootex
Do you have rules regarding use of music? Can we use whatever we want?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2008 02:07
Samit Sarkar
@Wootex: As long as the video satisfies the four requirements I mentioned, you can do whatever the hell else you want. I don't care if the score is "The Raiders March" by John Williams or Beethoven's 9th Symphony.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2008 08:05
Kryptinite
If I tackle Mr. Destructoid, do i win?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2008 11:18
king3vbo
Ron wins
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2008 21:34
JoeCamNet
Fuck. There's no chance of bumping the dealine until AFTER that weekend, is there? I'm going to be with company for Halloween weekend and it'd give me a great chance to do a video, but I wouldn't be able to submit until like the 3rd or so.
Any chance at all?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2008 22:38
Samit Sarkar
@JoeCamNet: Sorry. The only way we're going to extend the deadline is if there isn't a sufficient amount of entries to choose from.
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2008 23:24
JoeCamNet
Shit.
Well I guess all I can do is cross my fingers.
When would you know if the deadline will get bumped?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2008 06:25
Samit Sarkar
@JoeCamNet: Pretty close to the current deadline. Like ... a few days before it.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 16:19
BahamutZero
I kind of think this is the worst idea for a contest ever.

1) poor economy = angry people
2) ps3 = a lot of money
3) anger + tackling for money - 1 little brother = lawsuit & injury

just something to think about
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 14:55
smurfee mcgee
@BahamutZero: I think that makes this the best contest ever
StrawberryCream's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2008 22:02
StrawberryCream
Oh This is going to be fun! <3 I'm trying for it! <3
Mr Jenkemstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 22:27
Mr Jenkemstein
Does the tackle have to be physical, as in one person running at and bringing someone else to the ground, or can a large object(not trying to give my idea away) be used to take someone down?
Thx
-Mr. J
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2008 00:17
Samit Sarkar
@Mr Jenkemstein: That sounds fine. Go for it!
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2008 17:46
RAB
i really hope nobody dies
Peteru's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2008 15:45
Peteru
"keep in mind that the prizes will be from the North American region" = one won't be able to buy any other games in Europe that will work on it?

I'm not asking becouse I'm entering. Didn't do mediocre video ever, so making good video in few days won't be possible for me. And... where 'd I get rugby ball in Poland?
Minte3's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 19:28
Minte3
Aw, man. I totally would have done that, too. I have an idea... that seems to be made of win, but no other actors and no video camera. >.>

Plus, it probably would have turned out stupid, anyway. My ideas are like that sometimes.
Jon2309's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2008 03:29
Jon2309
Lol, a contest for anywhere in the world...


...based around an American sport. Fail.
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